Texting Can Be Dangerous

There are many dangers that come with texting an important message..

Let’s take a look…

TextingA man received the following text from his neighbor...

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s  no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

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Shortly afterwards he received the following text…

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“DAMN AUTOCORRECT!  Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”

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Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile!  OH…

An NO Texting and Driving!  

Texting on the Toilet Can be Dangerous

Damn Toilet! 

 

Ever over hear a conversation and just want to bust up laughing but you know if you did it would give away that you were listening?

I went to get my morning ice tea and overheard the following conversation this guy was having with a I presume a friend on the other end of his phone. (At least I’d hope it was a friend due to the nature of the conversation).

“Dude, you aren’t gonna believe this! I was sitting on the toilet texting my girl. I guess I was there for way to long. When I got up my legs were so numb and next thing I knew I was on the ground….

Nah dude, I did get my pants up first!”

Texting on the Toilet

OMG, got to love it!  Maybe he was trained at an early age like this kid…

Kid on Toilet 2

LOL

Have a great week everyone!

 

~~Till We Laugh Again~~