I Didn’t Know How Much SPAMMERs Loved My Comments

Wow

Yep, that is the only word that I can say right now. I am overjoyed, overwhelmed and over the moon on how much love I’m getting from SPAMMERs right now.

Yep. They love me!

Ok, maybe not me, but they love one of my recent posts  —> To Comment or Not to Comment ~ That is the Question

Sure it was a pretty popular post, but I just didn’t realize how popular.  Now, brace yourself. ……..

Now don’t go getting jealous on me…..

Don’t be a hater….

Ok, I’ll stop teasing you….

I have 269 Spam comments in the past 3 days on this one post!!!

Oh, you know you are jealous now!

One even said and I quote “I do not even know the way I finished up here, but I believed this post was once great. I don’t realize who you’re however definitely you are going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren’t already. Cheers!”

They think I’m awesome! They all think I’m fantastic! Here are some more raves!

  • Great publish, very informative. I ponder why the other experts of this sector do not understand this.
  • Simply want to say your article is as amazing. The clarity in your submit is simply nice and that i could suppose you’re a professional in this subject.
  • Nice post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed!

Ok, so what that most of them can’t form a full sentence, that many think I have “paintings” or that they think they can help me with my website. They loved me enough to SPAM me. Period. I’m taking it as love.

You know you are even more jealous now that you have read the reviews. Especially if you didn’t have 269 views in the past 3 days.  LOL   😉   (for the record, I might be pushing 401 and if I do that math, that means the only real readers I had was….(carry the 1, move the …nevermind, let me get the calculator….)

Yep, I’ve had a total of 132 real views in 3 days. But who cares…

The SPAMMERs LOVE ME!!!

 

 

NeeNer NeeNer I know you are jealous!  

 

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Hilarious SPAM Comments I Get

No, not the food silly!

All of us bloggers love to hear from our readers. We check our comments each day hopping we have touched each of you readers in a unique way.

But like most shing dings, there are those “Party Crashers” that like to sneak in and pretend they are with the cool kids.

Our bouncers at the door slide them into a little room called the SPAM room. I go in there once in awhile to see what they have to say. Normally they are peddling their wares and trying to trick my wonderful readers to visit their sites.

But sometimes, the methods they use to trick us with their comments are enough to enjoy and share. So today, I thought I’d share just some of the few I’ve gotten in the past week. Now keep in mind the topic of my blog is humor. Most of the time, I’m pretty sure I’m not too serious… which makes some of their comments even more funny…

  • “It’s arduous to find knowledgeable individuals on this matter, however you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks”
    •    Arduous? Really…Know what I’m talking about? Oh yes, I know what I find funny. Thanks for noticing
  • “My brother recommended I might like this web site. He was once entirely right. This post truly made my day. You cann’t imagine just how so much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!”
    • First off I really should thank their brother for enjoying good humor. And I’m glad he finally got something right in his life. But how much time did I really spend on gathering the information about hating my mom’s love of peas???
  • “Probably the most effective treatment for latex allergies is total avoidance.”
    • Hmmm, are they trying to say that my humor is a good way to promote safe sex???
  • “Vacuuming the carpets may not decrease pet allergens.”
    • ?????   Ok, thanks for the information…..
  • “You’re so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn anything like this before. So good to find anyone with some authentic thoughts on this subject. realy thanks for beginning this up. this web site is something that’s needed on the internet, someone with just a little originality. useful job for bringing something new to the web!”
    • Wow, they are sooooo excited by my Adventures of Don’t Laugh at the Girl on the Orange Bike (guess they didn’t know how peddle themselves, glad I could help them)
  • “I’ve been surfing on the web greater than 3 hours at this time, still I never ever identified any fascinating article like yours.”
    • I’m sure glad I was worth the wait!
  • “Would you be curious about exchanging hyperlinks?”
    • Ahhh, no, not on the first date
  • “I like this blog it’s a master piece!”
    • My Personal Favorite!  And it wasn’t even my mother who wrote it!  😀

Well, as you can see, I’m touching my fans in unique and personal ways. It is so rewarding to know that all the time and energy to be funny is paying off.

PS, for the record, I do like fried Spam.

~~~till we laugh again~~~~

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