Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 15

Sunday Funnies!

Where I share some of the funny stuff I came across on Facebook or Google this past week. 

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One of my Favorite things to do!

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Actually, not punching them, but maybe poking them in the eye

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And you put it on the tray for them

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Either the dog is dead or he is one good pooch

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Oh hell, the way they love me, I’d be one skinny bitch  

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They funny thing is…some folks still wont get this

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Raise your hand if you sang it?

Me!!!!

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I don’t know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the poor little guy

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Problem solved, find others that are as cracked as you!

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Oh you know you do it too!

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Ok, my favorite for the week

My sisters know it’s true

Have a great Sunday!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

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Sunday Funnies 3rd Edition

Yahoo, everyone’s favorite lazy day! Even for us non~normal folks. 

And since our theme has been about being unique and ourselves, why not dedicate our funnies to the theme?

First a few sayings that fit our thoughts:

Now on the one above, I wonder how many get it?   😉

I so want this necklace

It would go nice with this shirt

No kidding, especially when trying to go undetected

My kind of pup! I want him!

LOL, this one just makes me smile

How us “non normal” folks look to the poor “normal” folks

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So as we bring our week of embracing our “non normalness” to a close…

Thank you for sharing with the world, how proud you are of Not Being Normal!  😀

Check out this post I did last year called Y B Normal?  

I think most of you can relate

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Our Cars / Trucks Have Something to Tell Us

So I pull into my favorite place (Quick Trip ~ QT as we fans call it) for some gas. I pull up behind this little blue & white Mini Cooper. As I’m putting the handle into my truck, I gaze over at the back of the Mini Cooper and start busting up laughing.

On the back of his window is a sticker running across the top that just says….ACTUAL SIZE

Now, I’m not sure about you, but that is funny. When I mentioned to the guy I liked his sticker, he smiled and said, “Thank you, not many people get it.”

As I drove off, I started wondering what other unique witty stickers / plates / etc might be out there. So I went online and did some research for all of our amusement. Here are a few of the ones I found…

  • Smart Cars – My Car is Smarter than Your Car  or My Ass isn’t the Only Thing Smart
  • Mustangs – Giddy Up!
  • Hummer – My Wife Gave Me This Hummer
  • Viper – My Viper ate your Cobra
  • Prius – I Ran Out of Gas
  • Hearst – People are Dying for a Ride
  • VW Bug – Slug Em First!
  • Pinto – FIRE!

I’m sure there are tons of other ones. But trust me, these suckers are hard to find. I thought it would be an easy Google search but nooooo…

However while looking for these I found tons of awesome bumper stickers that would have been funny also. Maybe another day. After all I do have 366 days to fill so you never know.    😀

OK, I have to get ready to go scoop some ice cream…. so I best hop in the shower  (Right now my new readers are wondering why I have to shower before getting a bowl of ice cream…. LOL) Sorry that thought made me laugh…

~~~till we laugh again~~~

For a Quickie, Check These Out

We all like a quickie. Sometimes a quickie is just what you need. You know you like a quickie too…

A quick laugh that is. What else did you think I meant?

I’m not addicted to my Twitter account but I do like looking at it for some quick inspirations quotes or quick laughs once a day. There are some folks who dedicate themselves to posting various sayings. Some new, some old, some stupid and some unique. So I thought I’d share a few that I saw just doing a quick scroll. It was pretty popular when I did this last time so I thought I’d do it again. Hope a couple give you a chuckle…

  • I miss the days when you could just push someone into a pool without worrying about their cell phone.
  • You never realize what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example!
  • When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown?
  • Lazy Rule 1: If you drop an ice cube just kick it under the refrigerator.
  • “Your phone`s ringing…” “Yeah, phones do that…”
  • We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
  • I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
  • Wife: “Why are you  home so early?” Husband: “My boss told me to go to hell.”
  • You always remember your first crush. Mine was Orange. (get it?)
  • Blanket on = too hot. Blanket off = too cold. One leg out = Perfect (so true)
  • Everyone hates Thursday…Cuz it not Friday
  • Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
  • Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.
  • Son: “I almost went to jail today! I was so scared!” Mom: “Oh my god! WHAT DID YOU DO!?” Son: “Those monopoly games get pretty intense.”
  • Don’t tell me I’m wrong if u cant explain why u right
  • Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no
  • Weekends are like an orgasm: It’s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do, it’s over in no time.

 

Ok, had to let that last one slip in, it was funny.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

 

~~till you laugh again~~

Our T-Shirts Express Our Inner thoughts…

What would your shirt say?

I love those T-shirts with the funny sayings. A good one can crack me up for hours. When I go to Walmart I like to go to the area they have these shirts just to see the new ones. As you can probably guess, I really like the witty sarcastic ones the best.

Earlier, I was looking at one of those catalogs that fill up your mailbox at Christmas time and it was full of these shirts and even some cute boxer shorts.

So for today’s smile, I thought I’d share a few of the ones that made me laugh….

Boxers:

  • Big Duck – Butt Quack
  • Mouse & a slice of… – Who Cut the Cheese?
  • A squirrel with a bazooka – Protect your nuts!
  • Christmas Ornaments – Nice Balls

 

Shirts:

  • One of my favorites: You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my Family!  
  • Or the other version If you met my family you would understand!
  • I have CDO – It’s like OCD but the letters are in order like they should be
  • How to handle stress like a dog… If you can’t eat it, or play with it, then Pee on it and walk away!
  • Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg
  • I’m a lefty so I really related to this one – Right Handers are annoying and so are their scissors! 
  • I’m so old I can laugh, cough, pee, sneeze, and fart at the same time!

Finally, here is one I know I will need in 20 years…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the Hell happened!

 

Hope some of these made you laugh and if there was one you loved, feel free to share!

 

~~~ Till we laugh again~~~~