14 Random Facts through the Eyes of a Sarcastic Person
If you are like me, you love to hear random facts. The best part of reading a random fact for a sarcastic person like me, is the first thought that comes to mind. So I thought I’d share these 14 random facts I found over at thefactsite.com and what popped in my head…. Doesn’t that sound fun? LOL
Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
And to think, you thought they were flavored ice cubes
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting
Guess polar bears want the penguins to stop making flavored ice cubes
About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year
Who would have thought playing the triangle could be so dangerous
The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal
Since it didn’t work out I’m shocked they kept using it (boo..too soon?)
There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider
Yep, he carries all his belongings in a bag on the end of a stick
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling
Ummm, I’m pretty sure I’ll just keep scratching
95% of people text things they could never say in person
Like: “yea, your butt does look too big in those pants”
You cannot snore and dream at the same time
Explains why I can never seem to finish any of my dreams
A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.
Is it me or does this seem like the beginning to a joke?
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him
Now you would think this would have been the first hint to his future wives
Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.
“Bobby, stop stroking the ottoman!”
29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.
Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one thinking…”what the heck????” Why???
Maybe it is just easier to camp out and eat your ice cream??
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour
Might just be easier not to eat the Little Debbies?
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Thank God none of you have this!! If you made it this far you have no fear of fun!!!
~~ Till our next laugh together~~~
