Penguins Peeing in the Water & Polar Bears are Eating it Up!

14 Random Facts through the Eyes of a Sarcastic Person


knowledgeIf you are like me, you love to hear random facts. The best part of reading a random fact for a sarcastic person like me, is the first thought that comes to mind. So I thought I’d share these 14 random facts I found over at and what popped in my head…. Doesn’t that sound fun?  LOL


Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

And to think, you thought they were flavored ice cubes


Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting

Guess polar bears want the penguins to stop making flavored ice cubes


TriangleAbout 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year

Who would have thought playing the triangle could be so dangerous


The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal

Since it didn’t work out I’m shocked they kept using it  (boo..too soon?)


There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider

Yep, he carries all his belongings in a bag on the end of a stick


poopSmearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling

Ummm, I’m pretty sure I’ll just keep scratching


95% of people text things they could never say in person

Like: “yea, your butt does look too big in those pants”


You cannot snore and dream at the same time

Explains why I can never seem to finish any of my dreams


hot air balloonA sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.

Is it me or does this seem like the beginning to a joke? 


King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him

Now you would think this would have been the first hint to his future wives


Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.

“Bobby, stop stroking the ottoman!”


29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.

Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one thinking…”what the heck????” Why???

Maybe it is just easier to camp out and eat your ice cream??


Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

Might just be easier not to eat the Little Debbies?



Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Thank God none of you have this!!  If you made it this far you have no fear of fun!!!

~~ Till our next laugh together~~~

Random Facts – Checking off My List

Yesterday I shared the good news of my first nominations. (Yippee Me!) And I promised to fulfill my obligations last night. (I failed). I had a crazy busy day and never got around to it. And technically I have a boat load to do right now, but thought I’d sneak off and do this instead.

Let’s be honest, those that know me know that I’m terrible at following rules. I always feel my way is better. So I’m pretty sure I will not follow the rules I was given. At least not as they were written. But two items I want to do that they all have in common is share some random facts about myself and share the love or pay it forward.

Random Facts

Hmm, I’m pretty sure I  blog about many random facts about myself. Matter of fact, most of my posts make fun of my random quirks I have. Let’s see, I’ve already shared…

  • I hate – no ABHOR Peas   
  • I hate looking into eyeballs
  • I drive a pink truck and ride an orange bike
    • The funny thing about the above one is…I hate pink
  • I’m an optimistic sarcastic  – meaning I’m positive I’m thinking something sarcastic at any given moment yet I believe in positive thinking
  • I hate seafood
  • Check out any of my previous blogs for more details on any of the above  – 😀

Hmm, lot of hating going on up in that list.  So, to counter act….

  • I LOVE to laugh
  • I love to make others laugh
  • I love to find humor in almost anything that occurs and will laugh at the wrong moments
  • I love my dogs Bingo, Tia and strongly like the neighbor’s dog Nahla that thinks she mine
  • I love helping others see and believe in themselves
  • I love to teach / coach / mentor – I get my “high” off of helping others discover their potential
  • I love being unique, I love being weird and I love being left handed which is both
  • Oh, and I love my family – even though they are all whacked    😀


Now I can check that off my list of to do….

Keep checking back and I promise to keep using my everyday life and quirks to entertain you.

Ohhh, and in the next day or two I promise to nominate some folks for the awards so I keep passing them along. It’s like the Blogging World’s Chain Letter only without the bad luck attached – just the guilt of not doing it.   😀


~~~till we laugh again~~~