First off, the Not Normal and Proud of It! Club is coming along great. A few new members and even a few new ideas. (like a rock climbing wall).
But for now, I must rant for a moment. It drives me up a freaking wall (and not this new rock climbing wall either).
I might get a little graphic for the moment, but it is necessary in my mind. This is how it sounds in my head.
Why is it when I go in a public restroom,
women are pissing all over the toilet seat? Seriously!
I expect dudes to do this, but women?
If you are going to squat, at least hit the big hole! And if you do miss? Guess what, toilet paper will wipe that dang seat!
Do not leave it for the next person to find and deal with.
I have gone in our local casino that has 10 stalls and literally walked all 10 to find this very picture.
I was at restaurant the other night and all 3 stalls had this. Give me a break!
People can be so rude and disgusting.
There are only 4 things that tick me off. Otherwise I’m pretty easy-going.
A) Lying to me
B) Disrespecting me (especially when I haven’t disrespected you)
C) Guys with pants down and their asses hanging out (see B – above)
D) Women PEEING ON THE SEAT!
Ok, I feel better now.
And if you are one of these people (which I doubt you will admit) (just kidding, my readers would never do this… I think..lol)
Please, please wipe up your yellow stream, I want nothing to do with it. Hell, I’ll even flush for you, but don’t make me wipe your bodily fluids up for you!
How do you feel about this? Does this drive you batty as well?
I now return you to our normal fun loving me…. 😀
~~~till we laugh again~~~