Knock Knock…

I have actually been away from my laptop the past few days and you didn’t even know it… LOL

Tomorrow I should be back to normal. But meanwhile, I pre did my posts the past few days (and this one).

Have you ever tried to bang out three posts when you normally do them all off the cuff? It’s hard.

Today, I’m not going to lie, I took the easy way out. I found some cute knock knock jokes that are bound to get at least one smile out of you!   😀

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!

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Ok, back to normal tomorrow  (or at least as normal as I get)   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Have a 6 year old Tell You A Joke





Have you ever had an under 6 year old tell you a joke?

It goes something like this…

Why did the chicken drive up the street?  Uh Why?   Cuz his car was in the garage.    huhhhhh???

Then they fall on the floor laughing their butt off.

Their jokes consist of one half – part of a joke they heard and one half – mix in new parts. Then when they can’t recall the punchline they make one up on the fly. And normally it has nothing to do with the original part of the joke. But to them, it is the funniest thing they have ever heard.

Or worse, try doing a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock… Who’s there?…. (looking around the room) ahh Couch….. Couch who?……Couch is in the front room!

Ahhh haaa haaaa and they are on floor rolling again…

And we start laughing or smiling as we are left scratching our head because while the joke was so bad, they make us smile because they think they just won Last Comic Standing.

So your mission is to find a laugh in the next 24 hours by asking a kid under age 6 to tell you a joke. The joke may not be funny, but the experience sure will!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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