Wanna Laugh?

Let’s See if Any of These Do the Trick!

If you are like me, you love to laugh. I love the quick and funny ones that are so silly you can’t help but laugh.

Here are a few to help brighten you day….

Q: What has holes but never spills water?

A: A Sponge

Q: What does the grape say when smashed?

A: Nothing, just gives a little whine

Q: “Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long

A: Then it would be a foot!

Q: How do you turn soup into gold?

A: Add twenty four carrots

Q: What type of shoes are made from bananas?

A: Slippers

Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?

A: I’m sure it was over your head

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?

A: Odor in the court!

Q: Why are math books always sad?

A: They have way too many problems

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me kid, and we will go places!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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