Time To Hump Your Day ~~ It’s Wednesday!

Happy Hump Day Everyone!  Yep, it’s the second most popular weekday (After Friday of course).

It’s the day we all know the tide is coming and we are about to wash ashore to our weekend soon.

It is kind of misleading if you ask me. Technically you have only completed 2 of the 5 days. And until you are half way done with your day, you haven’t really crossed the hump. So no getting excited until noon people! Best advice, wake up at 12:01pm and you can start celebrating.

Besides, last time I noticed, many of you work Saturday and Sunday (someone has to serve the public on their days off). And it might not be your hump day. It might be your Friday. But I digress….

Now that I think about it, I think dogs think it is hump day everyday…

Just so you know, I”m trying to keep this PG-13 but let me tell ya, there are a lot “hump” pictures.

You really never realize how much humping is going on until you google Hump Day.  LOL

With that note, let’s see what interesting facts can we find about Wednesday?

Well let me tell ya, if I thought it was hard to find Tuesday facts, Wednesday is like that camel, dry as the desert. I’m scared to see what little Thursday has to offer.

  • There are two religious references to Wednesday – Ash Wednesday & Holy Wednesday
    • Fact within a Fact – Where do churches typically get the ashes that are used to mark worshippers’ foreheads on Ash Wednesday?
      • They burn the palms from the previous year’s Palm Sunday
  • 99% of the people spell out Wednesday in their head like this… WED ~~ NES~~ DAY  (ok, I just made up that statistic because that is how I do it and I don’t want to be alone)
  • We only use one nostril at a time, and switch every four hours (noticible when we have a cold). (ok, has nothing to do with Wed-nes-day but I found it during my search and thought you all should know)
  • Yea, I’m at a loss. This is a sucky day to find facts on. But I do notice it’s Trivia night in a hell of a lot of places every Wednesday, So if you are feeling real smart, head to your local bar.
  • Since the actual day facts are scarce, I’m going to be resourceful and do facts about Wednesdayfrom Addams family (besides me being teased about the song due to my last name)
    • Her middle name is Friday (Guess they really loved the weekdays)
    • Her doll was Marie Antoinette (her brother Pugsley beheaded it (imagine what he would have done if she had a Tickle Me Elmo)
    • On TV she was a happy camper, in the movies she became more like a future goth brat (carrying around a decapitated doll will do that to you)

Well, I best be getting something accomplished today. So I’ll be back tomorrow with more pointless daily ramblings.   😀

~~~till we laugh again~~~