Let’s test your knowledge shall we?

How many of these can you guess?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What did the ghost say to the wall?

Hey, sorry just passing thru.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

What do you call two pears?

A Pair

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

What do you call a bear without an ear?

B. Which type of bees produce milk?

Boo Bees

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half of a worm in the apple!

What do you call fake pasta

Impasta

What do you call a cow that twitches

Beef Jerky

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

Cat-astrophe

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us

Hope you got a laugh or two!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Make Me Laugh!

Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post: EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE

Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!). After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!

Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

What did zero say to eight?

Why do Sharks swim in salt water?

What do you say when you are comforting the grammar police?

Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!

Thanks!! And keep laughing!