So, are you one of those people who thinks farting is funny?
I have never understood the fascination of people farting. Sure a fart can feel good sometimes
(oh, don’t act like it hasn’t happened at least once).
Especially if it releases pressure in your stomach from too much air built up.
But to just do it to make people laugh?
Yea, doesn’t grab me. But men, yes you, you just think this is the funniest thing in the world.
Maybe it is the inner child in you.
Gosh knows how much kids find it funny
While the sound might be funny, the smell sure isn’t.
Now, I will admit, I’m guilty of these farts all the time….
Yes, I have brain farts all day.
But they aren’t as funny. I know.
Ok, sometimes they are. Depends on what I brain fart on. LOL
And definitely beware of anyone that asks you to pull their finger.
(everyone has someone in their family that does this)
You might regret the “present” you get
`Ok, maybe it is funny when you witness this.
I bet she thought she would make it out before the evidence gave her away
But I do want to give out a public service notice to some of you.
Just because you don’t hear it, doesn’t mean no one else can.
And finally, beware…
Sometimes a fart, it more than a fart
~~~till we laugh again~~~