Wanna Laugh?
Let’s See if Any of These Do the Trick!
If you are like me, you love to laugh. I love the quick and funny ones that are so silly you can’t help but laugh.
Here are a few to help brighten you day….
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Q: What has holes but never spills water?
A: A Sponge
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Q: What does the grape say when smashed?
A: Nothing, just gives a little whine
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Q: “Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”
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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long
A: Then it would be a foot!
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Q: How do you turn soup into gold?
A: Add twenty four carrots
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Q: What type of shoes are made from bananas?
A: Slippers
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Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?
A: I’m sure it was over your head
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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?
A: Odor in the court!
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Q: Why are math books always sad?
A: They have way too many problems
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me kid, and we will go places!
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Hope one or two make you laugh!
Feel free to share some of your favorite jokes!
~~~till we laugh again~~~
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