I Didn’t Know How Much SPAMMERs Loved My Comments

Wow

Yep, that is the only word that I can say right now. I am overjoyed, overwhelmed and over the moon on how much love I’m getting from SPAMMERs right now.

Yep. They love me!

Ok, maybe not me, but they love one of my recent posts  —> To Comment or Not to Comment ~ That is the Question

Sure it was a pretty popular post, but I just didn’t realize how popular.  Now, brace yourself. ……..

Now don’t go getting jealous on me…..

Don’t be a hater….

Ok, I’ll stop teasing you….

I have 269 Spam comments in the past 3 days on this one post!!!

Oh, you know you are jealous now!

One even said and I quote “I do not even know the way I finished up here, but I believed this post was once great. I don’t realize who you’re however definitely you are going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren’t already. Cheers!”

They think I’m awesome! They all think I’m fantastic! Here are some more raves!

  • Great publish, very informative. I ponder why the other experts of this sector do not understand this.
  • Simply want to say your article is as amazing. The clarity in your submit is simply nice and that i could suppose you’re a professional in this subject.
  • Nice post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed!

Ok, so what that most of them can’t form a full sentence, that many think I have “paintings” or that they think they can help me with my website. They loved me enough to SPAM me. Period. I’m taking it as love.

You know you are even more jealous now that you have read the reviews. Especially if you didn’t have 269 views in the past 3 days.  LOL   😉   (for the record, I might be pushing 401 and if I do that math, that means the only real readers I had was….(carry the 1, move the …nevermind, let me get the calculator….)

Yep, I’ve had a total of 132 real views in 3 days. But who cares…

The SPAMMERs LOVE ME!!!

 

 

NeeNer NeeNer I know you are jealous!  

 

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

To Comment or Not to Comment…That is the question

Most people think of March as Award season, but for me, it must be April. After all, we are just hitting the half way mark and I’m getting another shout out. However, this one might surprise some.
PouringMyArtOut has bestowed on me the Best Commenter Award.

Now, when one first reads the Title of the Award, you think “Wow, someone really enjoys what I have to say. They think I make the greatest comments!”

But nooooo. This Dodisharkicorn (??) is awarded to your top 5 commenters. Basically the top 5 people who make comments on your blog via your stats.

Then I got to thinking. How did I get such a wonderful award. God knows I hate talking. Then again, I hate reading and I hate writing yet here I am writing a blog, reading other’s blogs and apparently talking to them too. Oh no, another sign that I’m “maturing”.

STOP! the MADNESS!   I don’t want to grow up!

Then again, I’m pretty sure most of my comments are pretty smart ass in nature or going for a laugh. My Achilles heel. Always wanting a laugh. And with Mr Pouringmyartout it is easy to do this. He is a fellow smarty pants and let’s face it, a little off his rocker. Don’t believe me? Check him out.

But, being the good sport I am, I’m going to accept his award, accept the fact that I think he suckers me in by engaging in dialog with me trying to outwit me.  😀

So let’s just cut the sarcasm, and head into the homework (why must all these “awards” come with sooooo much homework?) Don’t they realize people wouldn’t panic if they got “nominated” if it didn’t involve so much work?

But I digress…. So here are the rules, which I cut and pasted so I hope he had them right… LOL

  • Accept Dodisharkicorn award and display it proudly in your widget sidebar.   (not going in the side bar, but I will paste on this page and award page)
  • Find your Top Five Commenters on your Stats page and present them with the award.  If they really comment that frequently, you shouldn’t need to tag them because they’ll see it anyway.  It’s just polite to link to their blog, though. (I know some folks who are quivering in fear right now)
  • Answer the following questions and pass them on to your Top Five Commenters. (who made up these questions? what are their qualifications?)

The Questions

  1. What is your third favorite color? The question assumes I like more than one. Hmm. Depending on my mood my top three are blue, black & orange (orange since I spent 22 years of my life looking at it everyday)
  2. Would you rather be:  a Jedi, a Pokemon Master or a Wizard/Witch?  Choose ONE. One of my nephew’s head would explode if he had to decide between Star Wars and Pokeman… Hmm, I’d do the whole Wizard/Witch route. Way more fun being in Harry Potter world
  3. Who is your favorite Doctor? Dr Pepper
  4. Can you whistle? Only if I’m not chewing Crackers….Don’t believe me, try it
  5. Would you name your child Sirius Albus? Nope, not even Laughing Dumbledore
  6. What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything? Laugh at your Everyday Life…. Doesn’t always make it better, but it helps you make it through it
  7. Do you own a lawnmower? Use too, but hard to mow dirt
  8. Do you think Legolas is a (very pretty) pansy? Is this that Elfy guy in Lord of the Rings??? I’m not that big of a nerd (although I did painstakingly listen to all the books and watch the films….why??………So I could say I did)
  9. What’s the trashiest thing you’ve read in the last year?  Should we cover it for Trashy Tuesday? Waste Management on the back of the truck I was following

Whew, ok, I survived part one of the homework.

Now for part two. Who do I torture?? Hmmm.  I’ve already picked on my top commenters in the past so I won’t torture them again. But I will torture I mean pass along the award to those 5 that commented last…..  😀

My #1 commenter good for a few barbs a week is Pouringmyartout who initially tortured me bestowed on my this fine award. But he has gotten too much press out of this whole thing already and we can’t have his head sweel anymore than it already is.   😀

Those I’m torturing (if you decide to take the challenge )– blame him… LOL…..

Since this is all in fun, and passing on links for you to check out…Up to you if you want to play. My feelings don’t get hurt. ALthough the Dodisharkicorn might haunt you in your sleep and personally, I wasn’t going to risk it.

Award season is closed for the rest of the month. If I get anymore, I’ll put them in the spare bedroom until I can unbox them. I love the shout outs. But the homework is killing me and my typing fingers hurt. So all the patting myself on the back must be put on hold. Need to rest my arm.

Tomorrow we will tackle…..Hmmm….. not sure yet. But tune in, I’m sure it will be good!

~~~~till we laugh again~~~~

Hilarious SPAM Comments I Get

No, not the food silly!

All of us bloggers love to hear from our readers. We check our comments each day hopping we have touched each of you readers in a unique way.

But like most shing dings, there are those “Party Crashers” that like to sneak in and pretend they are with the cool kids.

Our bouncers at the door slide them into a little room called the SPAM room. I go in there once in awhile to see what they have to say. Normally they are peddling their wares and trying to trick my wonderful readers to visit their sites.

But sometimes, the methods they use to trick us with their comments are enough to enjoy and share. So today, I thought I’d share just some of the few I’ve gotten in the past week. Now keep in mind the topic of my blog is humor. Most of the time, I’m pretty sure I’m not too serious… which makes some of their comments even more funny…

  • “It’s arduous to find knowledgeable individuals on this matter, however you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks”
    •    Arduous? Really…Know what I’m talking about? Oh yes, I know what I find funny. Thanks for noticing
  • “My brother recommended I might like this web site. He was once entirely right. This post truly made my day. You cann’t imagine just how so much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!”
    • First off I really should thank their brother for enjoying good humor. And I’m glad he finally got something right in his life. But how much time did I really spend on gathering the information about hating my mom’s love of peas???
  • “Probably the most effective treatment for latex allergies is total avoidance.”
    • Hmmm, are they trying to say that my humor is a good way to promote safe sex???
  • “Vacuuming the carpets may not decrease pet allergens.”
    • ?????   Ok, thanks for the information…..
  • “You’re so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn anything like this before. So good to find anyone with some authentic thoughts on this subject. realy thanks for beginning this up. this web site is something that’s needed on the internet, someone with just a little originality. useful job for bringing something new to the web!”
    • Wow, they are sooooo excited by my Adventures of Don’t Laugh at the Girl on the Orange Bike (guess they didn’t know how peddle themselves, glad I could help them)
  • “I’ve been surfing on the web greater than 3 hours at this time, still I never ever identified any fascinating article like yours.”
    • I’m sure glad I was worth the wait!
  • “Would you be curious about exchanging hyperlinks?”
    • Ahhh, no, not on the first date
  • “I like this blog it’s a master piece!”
    • My Personal Favorite!  And it wasn’t even my mother who wrote it!  😀

Well, as you can see, I’m touching my fans in unique and personal ways. It is so rewarding to know that all the time and energy to be funny is paying off.

PS, for the record, I do like fried Spam.

~~~till we laugh again~~~~

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