What is Your Lucky Charm?

What is Your Lucky Charm When You Gamble?

So many folks have a lucky charm. Maybe it is a lucky shirt they where when they play sports, or a rabbits foot they have on their key chain. Some folks have a special rock in their pocket. Poker players will often have a lucky card cover. Those that gamble are big on lucky charms and will often have rituals or things they take with them to give them the luck they need to Hit It Big!

So, a few weeks ago I took a trip to Laughlin for a few days of fun and had to laugh when I saw a first. I’ve seen many types of lucky charms and weird rituals. But on this trip to Laughlin I saw a first. I think when you see the picture below you will agree this one is one for the lucky charm books.

Yep, that is a lucky stuffed Jackalope!

I laughed for so long. I still chuckle on this one.

He was sitting with his mom and they both were spinning away. Mom did’t haven’t a lucky stuffed animal like her son but I’m going to assume maybe she rubbed the Jackalope for good luck as well. LOL

So, can you beat a lucky Jackalope?

~~~till we laugh again~~

A New Stick Figure Family Decal

This Stick Figure Family Had Me Rolling

By now, we all have seen those stick figures on the back of cars. The range from the traditional ones with mom, dad, kids and pets. Now you can get them with Hello Kitty, Zombies, and various other fun families. They have ones being chased by a masked chainsaw, a dinosaur and even the Star Wars planes. I’ve seen ones with with items representing the family like rifles, pets and even marshmallows.

My personal favorite has always been the “Ass” Family. You know the one, Smart Ass, Dumb Ass, Jack Ass… LOL That one cracks me up.

But today, I saw a new Stick Figure Family that had me rolling. One I haven’t seen before. At first I thought he had just made it up himself but I guess they actually make them. Below is a picture of the one I took. Since it isn’t a great picture I Googled it and found out there are others. Too funny!

I just knew I had to share with you today the latest family rolling down a street near you….

Hope you get a good chuckle!
~~till we laugh again~~~

Random Jokes to Help You Smile Today

Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Time Out in Your Day and Laugh

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the alley late last night?
One was a salted.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large

What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?
Well, I can clearly see your nuts

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. (boo)

What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. (lol…I love this one)

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What Do You Call… Jokes

Let’s test your knowledge shall we?

How many of these can you guess?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What did the ghost say to the wall?

Hey, sorry just passing thru.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

What do you call two pears?

A Pair

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

What do you call a bear without an ear?

B. Which type of bees produce milk?

Boo Bees

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half of a worm in the apple!

What do you call fake pasta

Impasta

What do you call a cow that twitches

Beef Jerky

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

Cat-astrophe

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us

Hope you got a laugh or two!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

This Joke Just Plain Stinks

Grab a clothespin as this joke is really smelly!

Can you handle it?

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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Now this one is interactive.

You know the routine if you like jokes.

Especially Knock Knock jokes

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So when you see this

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You know what to do..

Say it out loud

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Ready?

Put the clothespin on now.

You’ve Been Warned

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Knock Knock

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Smell Mop

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I told you it stunk!

How to Wash Your Cat

The Full Proof Way to Get a Clean Kitty

Cats are interesting critters. They have a mind of their own. While they love licking themselves to death, sometimes they just need a little extra help getting sparkly clean.

I came across this little post today that a real cat lover wrote to help ensure you little fluffy is nice and purdy. So if you have ever wondered the best way to wash a cat, check this out.

Ok, ok, so I think Fido may have an alternative motive. LOL

Oh you know you laughed a little!

For the record, I do not recommend you doing this. (just in case one of you get a bright idea to really give your cat a bath like this)

The Aftermath of Santa’s Annual Christmas Party

I have a feeling the Elves spiked the Eggnog!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

Happy Hanukkah!

No Matter how you spend this holiday season may it be great!

Christmas Lights Gone Wrong

Do You Have This Neighbor?

Everyone loves to look at Christmas Lights. Ok, Maybe not everyone. But I bet you like to still like a good laugh once in a while. Let’s take a look at what a few folks have done…

Some folks have a good sense of humor. They really don’t want to hang the lights but know they need to at least attempt them…

Little Help…Please

Spiderman Said this way was easier

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We have all experienced the joy of untangling those Christmas Lights. How many of use wish we could just do what this person did?

Screw it!

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Some folks at least give it the old college try

Hey, they at least tried

Ok, maybe this one was a college drop out

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Speaking of screw it.

Some folks like being on Santa’s Naughty List

Hmm. Maybe we should give them some privacy

Yes, you can put too many lights on a palm tree

Even Santa has to make a pit stop on Christmas Eve

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They say you can’t have enough lights but I think some of these folks can prove the theory wrong

Hey, you missed a spot on the right

Oh, was I suppose to have a theme?

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Then there are those that only love the blow ups

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In the end it is about finding the right balance.

If you are lucky you have that neighbor that does it just right.

Then all you have to do is high jack their lights!

Have a great Christmas & Holiday Everyone!!!!

Do You Wear Funny T-Shirts?

Express Yourself

Everyone loves a funny t-shirt. We all probably own at least 1 or 2. I would bet you’ve bought for gifts way more than that. I would also be willing to bet that some of you have spent at least a 1/2 hour at a Walmart looking at them.

Now a days you can go online and put any saying you want on them. From Rated G to X. You can support you favorite cause or make fun of your significant other…I’m with Stupid ring a bell? The most popular tend to be the sports folks. Millions have been made through the years.

Me, I’m a fan of the funny. I like ones that make me smile. Want to see my stepdad’s favorite t-shirt? Yep, he’s pooped today and proud of it. LOL

Here are a few other fun ones I’ve seen:

ADMIT IT..Life would be boring with out me!

Sarcasm – Just another free service I offer

Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out

Musician: Someone who packs $5000 into a $200 car to earn $50

You can’t scare me…I have a teenage daughter!

When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This CRAP is not what I expected

Back off, I have a sister and i’m not afraid to use her!

Captain Obvious

I’m a nurse….What’s your superpower?

I may be left handed but I’m always right!

I’m full of holiday spirit…It’s called Vodka

Mom like me best! (I should wear this around my sisters..lol)

Do not touch my tools or my daughter!

So when does this “old enough to know better” kick in?

I’m not arguing I’m just explaining why I’m right!

I did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike…It’s not

Prayer: The world’s greatest wireless connection

I am who I am…Your approval isn’t needed

Everything tastes better with ketchup

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

Inside every older person is a younger one wondering what the hell happened!

Karma takes too long. I’d rather just smack you right now!

Cat: A bipolar creature which would as soon gouge out your eyes and it would cuddle

Some days the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my demands

Walk a day in my head and you would completely understand

Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg

By the way, if you have a saying you want added to shirt after all this T-Shirt talk, my buddy Jackie over at VinylWorks4u.com can hook you up. (She doesn’t know I’m doing this so feel free to tell her Tammy sent ya…lol) She can make almost anything. I think her etsy site has more examples. Especially football stuff this time of year. Great Christmas gifts if you need any.

Do you have a favorite T-Shirt?

What does it Say?

What Makes You Laugh?

It is Important to Laugh Each & Every Day

So, What Makes You Laugh?

Is it a Funny Joke?

Is it a Funny Movie?

Is it a Funny Story?

Is it a Funny Show?

Or Maybe Just a Funny Face?

Whatever makes you laugh, whatever you find funny

Just laugh!

Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!

Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke?

Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!

If you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one! 🙂

I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Theodore

Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

Knock Knock

Who’s There

Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!

(Dang, the cow has a new friend) Moooooo

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?

Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!

~~Till next time~~

Penguins Peeing in the Water & Polar Bears are Eating it Up!

14 Random Facts through the Eyes of a Sarcastic Person

If you are like me, you love to hear random facts. The best part of reading a random fact for a sarcastic person like me, is the first thought that comes to mind. So I thought I’d share these 14 random facts I found over at thefactsite.com and what popped in my head…. Doesn’t that sound fun? LOL

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

And to think, you thought they were flavored ice cubes

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting

Guess polar bears want the penguins to stop making flavored ice cubes

About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year

Who would have thought playing the triangle could be so dangerous

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal

Since it didn’t work out I’m shocked they kept using it (boo..too soon?)

There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider

Yep, he carries all his belongings in a bag on the end of a stick

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling

Ummm, I’m pretty sure I’ll just keep scratching

95% of people text things they could never say in person

Like: “yea, your butt does look too big in those pants”

You cannot snore and dream at the same time

Explains why I can never seem to finish any of my dreams

A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.

Is it me or does this seem like the beginning to a joke?

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him

Now you would think this would have been the first hint to his future wives

Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.

“Bobby, stop stroking the ottoman!”

29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.

Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one thinking…”what the heck????” Why???

Maybe it is just easier to camp out and eat your ice cream??

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

Might just be easier not to eat the Little Debbies?

Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Thank God none of you have this!! If you made it this far you have no fear of fun!!!

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30 Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh!

A Child’s Laughter Will Make the Strongest Weak

We all like to laugh. More fun is helping others laugh! The best type of laugh? One from a child. So here are 30 jokes you can tell to either an adult or a child and hopefully you can have lots of giggles and laughs!

Enjoy!

1 Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

2 Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

3 Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

A: Take the words out of his mouth!

4 Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

5 Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8, 9.

6 Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

A: your looking sharp.

7 Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

8 Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

9 Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A: A watch dog.

10 Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A: A lawn moo-er

11 Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

12 Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks

13 Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver

14 Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

15 Q: How does a dog stop a video?

A: He presses the paws button

16 Q: What is black ,white and red all over?

A: A sunburned penguin!

17 Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

A: Squeaky clean!

18 Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

19 Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer!

20 Q: What is the tallest building in the world?

A: The library! It has the most stories!

21 Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

22 Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

23 Q: Where do you put barking dogs?

A: In a barking lot.

24 Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

25 Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A: Porkchop!

26 Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No I deer!

27 Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

A: A baboom!

28 Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!

29 Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

30 Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

A: Because of the bark!

If you loved what you read or at least most of the time….please do us a favor and share! Let’s help a lot of folks laugh!

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