sneezing food

Sneezing After You Eat – Do You Do It?

You Know You are Full When the Sneezing Begins

 

sneezing foodWhen I wrote Do You Sneeze for Odd Reasons,  I mentioned how I would sneeze after I ate ice cream. Now I sneeze after I eat period.

I’ve sneezed after eating ice cream for quite sometime, then a few years ago I started to sneeze half way into my meal. Not just once mind you, but 5,6,7 times. LOL

Some foods bring it on earlier than others. I read somewhere it was some gene that mutates that normally triggers your sneezing when something gets in your nose and somehow it triggers with your stomach too.

Odd.

The fun part is when I’m at work and grab lunch at my desk. People go, “Tammy must be eating”. Then they laugh.

The hard part is when folks start the “bless you”. Did you know that most folks get irritated saying bless you around the 3 or 4th time?   🙂

I always let them off the hook on the 2nd one saying that one will be good for all of them.

I still don’t know what causes them and I don’t know if they will ever go away. Most of the time it doesn’t bother me. Unless of course I also drank a big glass of water and you can imagine what that and 7 sneezes might cause. (I know what you are thinking, no, I haven’t peed my pants…LOL)

So, do you sneeze when you eat?

You aren’t alone. My post from back then has a lot of folks stopping by to say they are glad they aren’t the only ones. Nope, You are in a special club of not normal sneezers. I wonder if we should have a special badge of honor?

I’d welcome you all!!
~~~till we sneeze, I mean laugh again~~~

 




11:45 PM, Do You Know Where Your Post Is?

Ok, I’ve had a crazy long day.

Just ran in the house getting back home. It’s 11:45 pm.

And what does my memory recall?

My Post a Day in 2012 is at risk yet again!

How can I screw it up?

No my loyal readers! I will not!!

So one quick smile for you!

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For my fellow Non~Normal and Proud of It! Club Members

You know it made you smile…Just admit it

😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Should I Start a Rubber Ducky Collection?

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Isn’t my new friend cool?

I love my new friend. 

I’ve written in the past about my love of Rubber Duckies.

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What is it about a rubber ducky?

Now I have like four rubber duckies. Hmm I wonder if this fascination started before or after that unfortunate incident…

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My Little Orphaned Rubber Ducky ~ I Didn’t Mean to Do it!

(seriously, if you want one of my best stories, you have to click above and read this, my all time favorite story of my life and totally true)

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After writing that, some didn’t believe me so I had to show the proof…

Proof of the Orphaned Rubber Ducky

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Hmm, I’m thinking the fascination definitely started when that first rubber ducky showed up in my life.

I’m thinking I might start collecting them. The more Non~Normal the better I think. Maybe even from around the world.  Hmmmm

Watcha think? Should I?  Even better, I could have them secretly show up on my door step like the other one..

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I’m telling you, go read the middle one.. you will laugh your ass off at me.

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Yea, I definitely need to start collecting my some Non~Normal Rubber Ducks!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

So Many Proud Non~Normals

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I saw this yesterday and immediately thought of the folks in the Non~Normal & Proud of it Club.

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If I didn’t know any better one of us created it!

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LOL

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When I started this club, it was to celebrate each of our uniqueness. What is interesting is, I never realized how many people embraced this side of themselves.

I love how many of you encourage your kids to love how “strange” & “different” they can be. I really do think this is awesome. Our children need to realize that the reality is, there is no real normal. That it is ok to be different from your friends.

Lets face it…

Life would be so much better if everyone had learned this lesson early in life.

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Ok, you weird, deranged, freaky and psychotic folks…..I hope you liked the picture….
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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies – 5th Edition

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Wow, another week has passed.Time is flying by…

See…There it goes!

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Here is more fun stuff I came across either in Google or on Facebook this week.

Hope you like them!

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So Fits our 110 degree heat this week!

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One positive thing about aging is we learn this lesson

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Can you imagine how busy the fire department would be?

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You know this is true!

Sleep? Pee? Sleep? Pee? Sle….zzzzz

Look! Johnny is an honorary member of our club!

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Be Yourself! Be Non~Normal!!!

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Even the Horse loved my post today!!

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Have a great Sunday everyone!!!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Look What I Made Everyone

Ok, so I was starting to do one thing then being the true “Look shiny thing!” person I am, I went in a whole different direction.

I got to thinking about how many people embraced being “Non-Normal last week. And how proud everyone seemed to be.

So I thought, why not make a little badge anyone who wants to, can post on their blog page to celebrate their uniqueness?

Be Unique, be yourself

What do you think? 

No pressure. As you can see I’ve added it to my side bar.

I know, I’m silly.

I’m just determined I think to help everyone embrace our differences and realize that normal is boring. Normal is a myth and honestly, I think we all are a little strange in our own way.

Besides, who wants to be like everyone else?

Ok, I have to go accomplish something today…..Just wanted to share….

Dare to Be Different!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

People Crack Me Up

People crack me up…

5 people walk in the store….

Me:  ” Hello there”

Them: Silence

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Me: “Let me know if there is something you want to try?”

Them: Silence

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Me: Stare off a moment…Make direct eye contact with one…Hello

Her: Silence

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Me: One of them will say hi dang it!  Ten year old boy staring at me now…”Would you like to try something?”

Him: Silence…grabs mom’s shirt (what am I gonna attack him?)

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Me: “Just let me know when anyone is ready”

Them: Still silence

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Me: Walk off a minute…mumble to self, “they all can’t be deaf”

Them: still just staring off at the menu

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Me: Wander back. One more try…”Any one decided yet?”

Them: Silence…. They are killing me!!!

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An eternity later (or 10 minutes if looking at a real clock – no joke)

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Mom: Chocolate

Me: Knock me over with a feather…they do talk!! Ok, at least one of them…..

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Turns out they all can talk!

Just not to me.

I’m pretty sure I showered this morning.

sniff sniff…. yep

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Sad part is….. People do this all the time to us… never acknowledging us.. I have to teach the kids not to take it personally.

Even sadder?  These people actually turned out really nice once they ate they ice cream. Then they started talking to me and laughing.

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People are odd creatures….

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies 3rd Edition

Yahoo, everyone’s favorite lazy day! Even for us non~normal folks. 

And since our theme has been about being unique and ourselves, why not dedicate our funnies to the theme?

First a few sayings that fit our thoughts:

Now on the one above, I wonder how many get it?   😉

I so want this necklace

It would go nice with this shirt

No kidding, especially when trying to go undetected

My kind of pup! I want him!

LOL, this one just makes me smile

How us “non normal” folks look to the poor “normal” folks

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So as we bring our week of embracing our “non normalness” to a close…

Thank you for sharing with the world, how proud you are of Not Being Normal!  😀

Check out this post I did last year called Y B Normal?  

I think most of you can relate

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

For My Non~Normal Partners in Crime

Ok, I let my day get away from me again. And here I sit with an hour to get my daily post in. So forgive me that I will be brief.

As part of joining our new club Not Normal and Proud of It! Club, you will not be getting a toaster but you will be receiving this cool hat!

Aren’t you excited? 

 

And tomorrow’s Sunday Funnies will bring my non~normal theme to a close….

Ok, not forever, but for a wee bit…

Try and not cry that it is almost over.

But we will be having a BBQ Picnic at the fort!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

No Normal People Allowed!

Wow, who would have thought after yesterday’s post I would have so many people banging down the door to join my club of non normal people? 

We are a unique group. After all, normal is soooooo boring.

Us non normal people relish in our qualities that make us stand out from others.

We laugh things most people don’t, and usually at all the wrong moments too.  And, if you are like me, it doesn’t bother you at all.

We also tend to think other people take life way to seriously. Now, I’m not saying we aren’t serious, but jeez louise, some of you are serious about stuff that really doesn’t make a difference.

So, for all of you that want to join our Not Normal and Proud of It! Club… Here is the Fort that I’ve built us.

Feel free to visit anytime you need to hide from these “normal” people who try so hard to ruin your day.

So far in our club we have….

Wow, that’s a good start!

For those of you wanting to get in….raise your hands….higherrrrrrrr, HIGHERRRRRR

tsk tsk, I can see you through the screen. Some of you didn’t do it.

Oh heck, the more crazy and weird you are the better!  

So sing down the halls, skip across the yard, laugh at your neighbors butt crack as they pick up their Sunday paper. Whatever you do that makes you odd, shout it from the rooftops!

Just sign up by clicking Like and feel free to leave a comment on why you should be included or what you would bring to our club!

~~~~till we laugh again~~~~