Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 19

 

Sunday Funnies!!

Yep, that time of the week where I share some of the funny things I found on Facebook or Google

Enjoy!

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Yep, been that kind of a week.  LOL

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Please don’t go anywhere, I’ll squeeze you in shortly

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You were robbed!

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It’s faster if you open it first

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Sorry, this one just cracked me up!

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I love these trucks..so creative

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Another one that had me rolling!

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And some of you are way more experienced than I

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This explains what happened!

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This is he #1 reason I never get to take a nap!

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Don’t worry, we already know who you are

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You are in luck, the Moran bus is about to take off

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Have a great Sunday Everyone!!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

What The F*** Facts

I’m not sure how many of you have a Facebook account but there is one page that I subscribe to that I love. Each day I get facts that either make me laugh, smile or scratch my head.  I wish their name was a little less graphic at times but it probably is better that way so I’m not always forwarding on their stuff.  LOL.

Their Facebook page is What The F Facts Facebook & their website is What the F*** Facts.

I thought for today I would share some of the cool things from their Facebook posts that I laughed at or found interesting. Give you a little taste if you will.

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More than 98% of people have started laughing even harder when they tried to explain why they were laughing.

(I’d tell ya why I’m laughing but…..baahhhhaa  loolllllloollllll)

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The teen pregnancy rate is actually lower now than it was in the 1970’s

(oh, I’m sure it is from abstinence…… NOT…lol)

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From a survey of 54,000 people, researchers discovered that cancer patients with a sense of humor were 70% more likely to survive.

(I personally believe laughter helps heal most things)

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Scratching your ankle feels as good as sex. Scientists have discovered that ankle is the most satisfying spot to scratch.

(hmmmmmm)

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Cherophobia describes a person who is afraid of being happy because whenever they get too happy, something bad happens.

(How sad…. Just be happy!!)  LOL   .. oh darn, the dog threw up on your carpet now…

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At least 5 people have been murdered for unfriending someone via Facebook.

(I promise I will never unfriend ya now)

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80% of United States deaths happen in hospitals.

(Note to self, never, ever, ever go in a hospital)

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Famous conservationist, Steve Irwin, wants to be fed to his favorite crocodile, Bindi, after his death according to his last will.

(ok my Aussie friends, is this actually true?)

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Every British queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.

(If I was born and named Jane I’d be the next in line at the office to change my name)

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When a Mother Penguin loses her chick, she’ll often try to steal from other female penguins living in the vicinity.

(I wonder how many mom’s which they could trade their brat)

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The flavors of the foods a pregnant woman eats end up in the amniotic fluid — The baby might crave these tastes later in life.

(One of my friend’s mom ate those little black tire stubbies that stick out on a new tire….Hmmm — boy am I glad my mom craved radishes with me)

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In one week, the average person will learn more from Google than 4 years of high school.

(That my friends, is why Google is my best friend)

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Well, I hope you liked some of them, if you did check them out. The links are still above. I think you will like it. I couldn’t do them justice here, but I enjoy them.

 

 

Ohhhh, So, how many of you scratched your ankle?  LOLLLLL

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 18

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Everyone’s favorite post when I show some of the funny things I found on Facebook and Google this week

Hope you like them!

It all makes sense now!

You never know where inspiration comes from

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Being the Queen of Stick Figures, I LOVE this!

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My mom always hid her Nestle’s Quick

And we always knew where it was…LOL

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Damn! I hate when it doesn’t stick right!

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Go with the Blue, It matches your eyes

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Always one in the crowd

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Yep, it’s how I keep my sanity

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Hey, we all have to be remembered for something

LOL

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Yes, it takes all the fun out of it for me…Sigh

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Ain’t that the truth!  LOL

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I can hear it now..

“Hey, look someone’s walking Naked down the street!”

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This one is for my sister who thinks I’m Crazy

I’m just misunderstood! 

😀

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Have a great Sunday everyone!

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~~~till we laugh again ~~~

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Wanna Laugh? Eat Popsicles!

Nothing beats a good Popsicle…

Unless it’s a Popsicle with a joke on the stick!

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So we have been enjoying some Banana Popsicle and laughing at some of the lame jokes they put on the suckers.

You never know if you are going to get a dude or a hilarious one.

I’ll let you be the judge.

Here are the 1st Five Jokes…

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Here are the next four….

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Now, if you laughed at any of those, then make sure you aren’t drinking any soda on the last one.

It is by far the funniest of the bunch!

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Wait for it….

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OMG, I laughed so hard!

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So next time you are needing a good laugh, just head to the store and buy some Popsicles.

You get some yummy ice cream and a laugh to boot!

Oh!! How could I forget!  

When you are done eating those 4 Popsicles a night and notice you have about 100 Popsicle sticks on your table…

The best part is….

You get to make House!   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ 17th Edition

Sunday Funnies! Yep, where I share some of the funny stuff I found on Facebook or Google

Hope you Enjoy!

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Although, that would explain that bump on your head

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Yep, he’ll never be lonely

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Ok, let’s face it, we usually mean all of it

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I SOOOO do this!!  LOL

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Hmm, some of you have been gone a LONGGGG time  😀

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This was just too funny!

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Hell, some will do it in front of them.

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Too cute!

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Ca, ca, can, can’t catch my br, br, breath..

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Stop laughing!

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And some of you have

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LOL, I have a feeling some of your relate to this one

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Now for my personal favorite of the week!

Hope you got a few laughs!!

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Monday I’ll continue with the final installment of my fun week

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Pet Therapy

Every once in a while I get some cool stuff emailed to me by my fellow blog readers for things they think you folks will like. Today’s post is from Devina over at Hot Chocolate & Books. I think you will find one or two that will make you smile…  Here is some Pet Therapy…

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Pet Therapy Starts now…

SMILE!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIENDS

FIND A SUNBEAM – TAKE A NAP

Fluff n Fluffy

Outta shape

Soft, warm and snuggly

TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!

Quiet Time

Cuddles n Cuddy

COMFY!

oooooh… daz big!

How tiny!!!

NOW THIS IS RELAXED !!!!!

CUTE FAMILY PORTRAIT!

NICE IDEA FOR A DOGGY BED

SPOT THE INTRUER???

They were all so cute.

I hope you found one to give you a smile or chuckle for your day!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 16

Sunday Time! Yep, that time of the week I share the funny things I found via Google or Facebook

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I’m pretty sure my mom & Cindy T would agree with this one! 

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And each day getting stronger!  😀

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I sneeze a lot. I’m sure those around me always think this. I notice how much more sarcastic the 3rd bless you sounds.  LOL

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Even more fun is to point at them and laugh

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I want this sign for my office

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This alone will have the guys clicking the “like” button

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Nahhh, not at all

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It’s wrong, but this one made me laugh

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I hate when a snail knocks me over

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And it stung too!

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Chickens are 100% behind us laughing each day

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Cracks me up!

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And PROUD of IT!!

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Have an awesome Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

What Made You Laugh Today?

We all need a laugh each day.

You had one. I promise you did.

Do you remember what it was? 

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Maybe it was a joke: 

What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Look ma, no hands.

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Maybe it was a picture: 

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Maybe it was when someone ran into the Sliding door:

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Maybe it was your best friend:

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Or maybe it was a blog you read.

(shameless plug)

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 So, tell us

What Make You Laugh Today?

Share with everyone

We promise not to laugh!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

8 Reasons I’m a Great Friend!

 

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who make you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I MUST be involved in

4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby

6. When you are confused, I will use little words to help you understand

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again, I don’t want whatever you have…

8. WHen you fall, I’ll pick you up and dust you off after I laugh my ass off! 

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You know you want to be my friend  

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(I found these words a long a long time ago. They were posted on my wall. I thought I’d share them)

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 15

Sunday Funnies!

Where I share some of the funny stuff I came across on Facebook or Google this past week. 

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One of my Favorite things to do!

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Actually, not punching them, but maybe poking them in the eye

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And you put it on the tray for them

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Either the dog is dead or he is one good pooch

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Oh hell, the way they love me, I’d be one skinny bitch  

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They funny thing is…some folks still wont get this

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Raise your hand if you sang it?

Me!!!!

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I don’t know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the poor little guy

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Problem solved, find others that are as cracked as you!

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Oh you know you do it too!

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Ok, my favorite for the week

My sisters know it’s true

Have a great Sunday!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ 14th Edition

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Where I share some of the funny things I’ve found on Google or Facebook this week.

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Yep, just show them you are proud!

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You have been warned!

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This just makes me laugh

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I bet a few of you have done it to yourself too

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Yep, you picked the short straw

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Even better, buy a tombstone and lean it against the wall

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You just aren’t listening!  😛

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That’s what I’ve been doing wrong! He’s always in there!

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LOL… this was just cute

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Hmmm, was that sarcastic?

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Yep, that’s it… well that and the darn donkey in the fridge all the time!

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I saw how you were looking at Donald..

Yes you..

The one over there..

The one with the shit eating grin. 

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Oh stop! You know you all do it!

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Have a great Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

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