It is Important to Laugh Each & Every Day
So, What Makes You Laugh?
Is it a Funny Joke?
Is it a Funny Movie?
Is it a Funny Story?
Is it a Funny Show?
Or Maybe Just a Funny Face?
Whatever makes you laugh, whatever you find funny
Just laugh!
OMG! I Can’t Believe This Happened!
Ok, I need to VENT!!
I went to Walmart to get some stuff for tonight’s dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again…STARING! So now I’m like, “WTH”, but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me…starts staring again.
Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don’t have to look at her. Finally she says “I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who just passed away.” I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says “thank you…but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don’t want to. Can you give me a hug and say ‘bye mama’ to me?” Inside I was like “wth”, but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves.
The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. I knew something wasn’t right, because after my coupons it should have been like $40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mom’s. I’m like, “What?!!!” she said, “Your mom said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her a**.
I see her loading up her car! She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg…JUST LIKE I’M PULLING YOURS!!!! Hope you all are having a wonderful day! Don’t hate me for this!
Ok, you can blame Facebook. This was showing up in my news feed and each time I just laughed my butt off and had to share! What made it most funny to me was the person I originally saw it on was a woman I know with a big heart and she would have done this very thing.
Have a great one!
~~~ Till We Laugh Again~~~
Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!
Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke?
Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!
I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel
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Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
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Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!
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Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!
(Dang, the cow has a new friend) Moooooo
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?
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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!
~~Till next time~~
Penguins Peeing in the Water & Polar Bears are Eating it Up!
14 Random Facts through the Eyes of a Sarcastic Person
If you are like me, you love to hear random facts. The best part of reading a random fact for a sarcastic person like me, is the first thought that comes to mind. So I thought I’d share these 14 random facts I found over at thefactsite.com and what popped in my head…. Doesn’t that sound fun? LOL
Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
And to think, you thought they were flavored ice cubes
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting
Guess polar bears want the penguins to stop making flavored ice cubes
About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year
Who would have thought playing the triangle could be so dangerous
The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal
Since it didn’t work out I’m shocked they kept using it (boo..too soon?)
There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider
Yep, he carries all his belongings in a bag on the end of a stick
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling
Ummm, I’m pretty sure I’ll just keep scratching
95% of people text things they could never say in person
Like: “yea, your butt does look too big in those pants”
You cannot snore and dream at the same time
Explains why I can never seem to finish any of my dreams
A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.
Is it me or does this seem like the beginning to a joke?
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him
Now you would think this would have been the first hint to his future wives
Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.
“Bobby, stop stroking the ottoman!”
29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.
Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one thinking…”what the heck????” Why???
Maybe it is just easier to camp out and eat your ice cream??
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour
Might just be easier not to eat the Little Debbies?
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Thank God none of you have this!! If you made it this far you have no fear of fun!!!
~~ Till our next laugh together~~~