So, are you one of those people who thinks farting is funny?
I have never understood the fascination of people farting. Sure a fart can feel good sometimes
(oh, don’t act like it hasn’t happened at least once).
Especially if it releases pressure in your stomach from too much air built up.
But to just do it to make people laugh?
Yea, doesn’t grab me. But men, yes you, you just think this is the funniest thing in the world.
Maybe it is the inner child in you.
Gosh knows how much kids find it funny
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But seriously….
While the sound might be funny, the smell sure isn’t.
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Now, I will admit, I’m guilty of these farts all the time….
Yes, I have brain farts all day.
But they aren’t as funny. I know.
Ok, sometimes they are. Depends on what I brain fart on. LOL
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And definitely beware of anyone that asks you to pull their finger.
(everyone has someone in their family that does this)
You might regret the “present” you get
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`Ok, maybe it is funny when you witness this.
I bet she thought she would make it out before the evidence gave her away
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But I do want to give out a public service notice to some of you.
Just because you don’t hear it, doesn’t mean no one else can.
LOL
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And finally, beware…
Sometimes a fart, it more than a fart
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~~~till we laugh again~~~
my brother, no matter how bad he feels, while eating breakfast on a daily basis, farts pretty loud. he thinks this is hysterical. he looks at me until i force the fart laugh for him, then he goes on about his business. this may b the only smile i will see the whole day, so sometimes i appreciate a nice big fart! lol
What’s amazing is how his inner kid is still alive and well. That is definitely a fart you can appreciate 😀
you got it!!!!
It was not funny, but it was … picture a packed restaurant and my son in law who is a surgeon leans over to lift baby from high chair as the room is suddenly silent… oh yeah…he did… it rang out so loud and clear…. could not get child’s coat on fast enough and run for the door…never said a word to him…never cracked a smile just walked straight for the door like I never heard it….
LOL, that sad part is, I think as we go through life we all have these moments. This one was extra funny LOL
awwww you got me with that last pic! they can be funny depending…get it depend ha! but truly i swear men are proud of them and the worse they are, the prouder they are!
yes, the smellier the better to them! LOL
I thought I was above the fart humor–until I read this, that is. That last image made me laugh out loud. I had to show it to my 12-year-old son, who also thought it was hilarious (as if there was any doubt he would 🙂 ) Thanks for another good laugh. 🙂
see, a post that crosses all ages. LOL Glad to help with a laugh 🙂
OK, I’m going to really really embarrass myself with this one, but that last picture actually happened to me once, and I was wearing light pink pants. Believe it or not, it was on one of my first dates with my future husband, and I was taking him to downtown Toronto to go to the CN Tower which was about 30 minutes from my house. We were just about to our destination when IT happened. I thought it was just going to be a one cheek sneak, but it was a disaster. Life’s most embarrassing moment? Oh yes!!! We ended up having to drive all the way home so that I could change and then driving all the way downtown again. And believe it or not, he still married me a couple of years later!! Ok Tammy, go ahead. I know you’re going to have fun with this one!!!
oh where to start???????????
Just kidding. Although I will not lie, I am cracking up over here! Now that is a main that loves you. I can only imagine what was going through your head that night. I bet your kids have a field day with this. (unless they didn’t know then you are creating extra fun with your confession!)
Ya, the kids know all about it!! It’s been a story that my husband and father have always loved to tell when they are trying to embarrass me. You see, my dad came out on the porch to see us pulling back into the driveway, and as I ran past him into the house with my face the colour of a tomato, him and Mike just stood there and shook their heads! I still wonder why Mike stayed with me after that day. LOL 🙂
Maybe you just had a pleasant “aroma” that night that acted like a love potion 😀
LMAO!!! Ok, that’s funny 🙂 Ewww, it was not nice at all!!
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There is so much I could say on this subject, that I am just going to keep it bottled up inside. I will not release it. Not even when I am in danger of exploding. Because sometimes when I release my brain farts, people tell me they stink. And it could be verbal diarrhea, not just a brain fart, and then crap will spew out of my mouth and everyone will hate me.
I love your brain farts, they are all part of the art pouring out of you 😀
Oh, is that what’s pouring out of me? Good. I thought it was something else.
not sure what the brown stuff is, but yes the other stuff is your art…. 😀
Ouch…
Hey Tammy, did you know that a fart can spell? Yep, “Public humiliation” and you’ll forever be remembered as “that gal/guy that farted tuna casserole”. I find it embarrassing, I know it’s one of those things you have to do but between family you just let loose, otherwise I’ll just risk my life until I find some well ventilated area only then can I breath a lung full of relief … sort of 😛
Guys will be guys, part of them never really grows up. Well, most of them, because of all in creation I’d like to believe that there are a few mature ones out there 🙂
LOL, My favorite is how everyone always blames the poor dog. they are responsible / blamed for 99% of the farts LOL
‘Pull my finger!” – my family always do this at HOME. 😀
Lol. Nice family tradition. Lol