Cute Jokes Get Us Every Time!
The past few days my mom has been sending me some cute little jokes. The kind you can find on Popsicle sticks or little kids tend to tell. The ones that make you groan yet you laugh every time.
There is something great about jokes like these. Most are classics and most are perfect for all ages. Yesterday I discussed my poor memory and it kills me that one of the first things to go were these cute jokes. Trust me, I have read thousands through the years and swore I would never forget my favorites. Yet here I sit, empty other than my two favorites…
- What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed! (God I love this joke)
- Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it’s too cold out tide.
I must admit, the ones my mom sent were cute so I will share them too…
- What type of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg (you saw that coming ~~although they didn’t)
- What kind of a cup cant u drink out of? A cupcake
- Where can you see hamburgers dance? At a meat Ball
I had a friend that thought this one was the funniest joke she ever heard for years. Although she was the only one who ended up laughing…
- Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken (sick mind huh?)
My significant other’s grandpa use to tell this one every time they passed a graveyard…
- Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because everyone is dying to get in!
One of my nephew’s thinks this is the funniest joke around…
- Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks….“Why the long face?” (took me a couple beats to get it)
Earlier today I saw this one…
- What do you call a dear with no eye? No Idear
So my question for you is…
What is the silly joke you like to tell?
Or one someone you know just can’t seem to stop telling?
Share for all to laugh 😀
HEY…Come tell you cute silly joke on this new post. >>>> Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone… I Thought these have been too good not to share so why not make one page of them! Thanks
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Awesome title!
Hilarious post!
Are you mad they were all boring
We each have our own taste. As long as you find something that makes you smile and laugh…. (oh and is he mad? possibly… but he is funny… LOL)
What does a vegetarian ogre eat? Cabbage patch kids
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese
Why can’t you get undressed in ront of a pokemon? Because he’ll pikachu
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Perfect post for today! Thanks for the laugh!
Glad to start your day off right. 🙂
I never know any jokes. Am very boring that way. 🙂
Loved the Tide joke!
I love that one too. An old man told me that one. I wrote a post on it.
I am terrible at remembering them so you are not alone. Lol
I found the story. Here is how I got that joke and why I love it so
http://tadams4u.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/little-old-man-eskimos/
Great story!
What kind of dog lives in the North Pole? a chili dog (Little story: My husband & our oldest daughter (6-yr old at the time) was on the way to pick up our youngest daughter and the car broke down. My husband was obviously a bit frustrated and our daughter told him this joke… he burst out laughing!)
I love it! I hope I remember it because that is funny
Dear Brick,
What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?
‘Here come 500 elephants over the hill.’
What did Tarzan say when saw 500 elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognise them
Love Dotty xxx
Dear Dotty,
Now that was funny….Almost spit out my drink…
Love Brick…
DOTTY!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I have to make up…
I have to make up who…
(It sounds like they are saying I have to make a poo)
This joke kills with 12 and 13 year olds.
I’ll test it out on my nephews and let you know. They hit the target demographic 😉
What do you say to your child when he asks you to make him a sandwich. “POOF! You’re a sandwich!”
lol. I actually laughed out loud. Lol
Ah ha ha, after scrolling throw a few posts quickly I had to follow/subscribe. Good stuff!
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wots pink and fluffy ?…pink fluff
wots blu and fluffy ?…pink fluff holding its breath
Lol, that’s cute
Too continue..
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and, no penis? Still, no fucking idea.
Are you mad they were all boring
Too continue..
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and, no penis? Still, no fucking idea.
ROFLllllllll. Love it!
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One word……deodorant if you plan n raising your arms like that. Lollllll
My musky odour too much?
intoxicating 😀
Mom and dad are in ticket line at movie with little girl daughter. Ticket seller says “That’s OK. She’s free.” The little girl rages in protest. “I’m not free. I’m four.”
lollll, I have to remember that one..
DOTTY!!!
What do you call an alligator i a vest?
…
An Investigator. c:
LOL, that was funny!
What do you call an alligator i a vest?
…
An Investigator. c:
I’ll test it out on my nephews and let you know. They hit the target demographic 😉
LOL, that was funny!
Why do Sharks swim in salt water? Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!
Why do Sharks swim in salt water? Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!
LOL…. I love that one
Very funny.nd cute ths really brings back good memorys
lol. I actually laughed out loud. Lol
glad to help you laugh 😀
Very funny.nd cute ths really brings back good memorys
glad to help you laugh 😀
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub I’m dwowning!
LOLLLLLLLL
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub I’m dwowning!
LOLLLLLLLL
If you were a triangle you know what kind you’d be?
Acute one!
I love it!!!!!!! thanks for sharing!
I read the triangle joke to my teenage son, and he told me another one to pass on. I’m definitely bringing my library card because I’m checking you out!! LMAO
I read the triangle joke to my teenage son, and he told me another one to pass on. I’m definitely bringing my library card because I’m checking you out!! LMAO
LOL….
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
“Sorry, I’m a little horse”
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
“Sorry, I’m a little horse”
LOL, I’ve never heard that one, that is hilarious!
There were two fish in a tank. One turned to the other and said, “you man the guns. I’ll drive.”
LOLLL, took me a sec, then laughed my butt off!
There were two fish in a tank. One turned to the other and said, “you man the guns. I’ll drive.”
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil’ boogie in it 🙂
lol, that is too cute! Thanks for sharing
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil’ boogie in it 🙂
lol, that is too cute! Thanks for sharing
Is your face from Mc Donalds Because am loving it
LOLLL
Is your face from Mc Donalds Because am loving it
Ladies this one’s for you…
Q: What do you get when a pregnant cat eats a ball of yarn?
A: Mittens!
That is too cute!
Ladies this one’s for you…
Q: What do you get when a pregnant cat eats a ball of yarn?
A: Mittens!
That is too cute!
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boobees!
LOLLLLLLL Love it!
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boobees!
LOLLLLLLL Love it!
Why did the dog sit under the shade tree?
A: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved
hehe, still remember those from when my kids were little. I like you, can only ever remember two!
Those are hilarious!
Why did the dog sit under the shade tree?
A: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved
hehe, still remember those from when my kids were little. I like you, can only ever remember two!
Those are hilarious!
Are you jamaican? Cuz ja maican me crazy!
LOLLL
Are you jamaican? Cuz ja maican me crazy!
LOLLL
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? ’cause he was a fun guy!!!!
Both good ones!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? ’cause he was a fun guy!!!!
Both good ones!
Why don’t crabs share?
Because thier shellfish
🙂
That is too funny!
Why don’t crabs share?
Because thier shellfish
🙂
That is too funny!
What smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts:)
What smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts:)
why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was looking for pooh!
why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was looking for pooh!
You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
But….
You can’t pick your friends nose.
Why couldn’t the window tell jokes?
Because it would crack up.
Why couldn’t the window tell jokes?
Because it would crack up.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn ?
– where’s popcorn
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn ?
– where’s popcorn
Reblogged this on Laughing at Everyday Life and commented:
When I originally did this blog post it was almost 2 years ago. I still get folks stopping and leaving more cute jokes. Please scroll down and read these, OMG they crack me up!!!!!
http://tadams4u.wordpress.com/2012/03/22/everyone-loves-a-cute-joke-if-you-dont-you-must-be-dead-inside/
Reblogged this on Laughing at Everyday Life and commented:
When I originally did this blog post it was almost 2 years ago. I still get folks stopping and leaving more cute jokes. Please scroll down and read these, OMG they crack me up!!!!!
http://tadams4u.wordpress.com/2012/03/22/everyone-loves-a-cute-joke-if-you-dont-you-must-be-dead-inside/
What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?
‘ellifIknow
loll
Lol-lipop
What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?
‘ellifIknow
loll
Lol-lipop
I’ve got a good one! I recommend saying it out loud to get it. 🙂
What kind of fish is only made of two sodium molecules?
2Na!
LOLLL
I’ve got a good one! I recommend saying it out loud to get it. 🙂
What kind of fish is only made of two sodium molecules?
2Na!
LOLLL
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt…
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Damn.
How old are you? Eleven, wow. When I was your age I was eleven too…
What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in…
I bet you I can tell you exactly where you got those shoes…. On your feet.
What’s the difference between humor and odor. Odor is a shift of wit.
Now those were funny! Thanks!
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt…
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Damn.
How old are you? Eleven, wow. When I was your age I was eleven too…
What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in…
I bet you I can tell you exactly where you got those shoes…. On your feet.
What’s the difference between humor and odor. Odor is a shift of wit.
Now those were funny! Thanks!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I’m changing
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I’m changing
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. (one of my friends absolutely loves this joke)
That is cute!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. (one of my friends absolutely loves this joke)
That is cute!
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
ten-tickles!
LOL that was funny
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
ten-tickles!
LOL that was funny
What noise does a chickens phone make?
Wing wing
Hahahahah I don’t know why this makes me laugh but say it out loud
That was hilarious!!!
What noise does a chickens phone make?
Wing wing
Hahahahah I don’t know why this makes me laugh but say it out loud
That was hilarious!!!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
..Never mind, It’s pretty cheesy
😉
LOL….groan..but cute!