Crack is Whack, Especially Butt Crack


When did it become OK for people other than plumbers to show their butt crack? I’m surprised plumbers everywhere aren’t holding Occupy Butt Cracks across America in protest of others stealing the one thing that made them unique.

I think I’ve seen more butt crack in the past few days than most people see in a life time (except for those living in a nudist colony of course).

Think about it, are eyes are burned by the “crack” all day long. We have become immune to it. We wont smack our kids on the butt when they misbehave but we will let them be exposed to butt crack.

Some of the butt crack comes from the types of pants that people want to wear today.I think the clothing industry must have adopted the practices we are seeing in our grocery stores now a days. Think about it, boxes of cereal, ice cream, etc are getting smaller even though the prices are getting higher. These clothing manufacturers must be cutting back on the amount of material that goes into the butt portion of the pants we are wearing. It’s not these folks’ problem they are showing crack, it’s Levi’s and Gaps.

Belts must be smaller, guys can no longer either afford them or the belts are only big enough to go around their legs vs their tummy. And what is this “skinny” jeans on guys? How these dudes even get them to go over their junk is amazing. However the minute they bend over, out comes the crack of dawn.

Ladies, I’m not sure why you are laughing right now. First off, those of you wearing your thong up your crack. If you find the need to dental floss between your cheeks, then more power to you on your hygiene . However, I’m pretty sure the rest of us are not interested in watching you swallow up that string.

The biggest contributor to butt crack exposure? Chairs. Yep, a simple innocuous item is the cause of many burning eyes. It works like this…

Person with pants to short, shirt to short, sits down. Back of chair rides up shirt, butt pulls down pants – WHA-LA! INSTANT BUTT CRACK!

And, don’t even get me started on how not all butt crack is created equal.

Well, I think I have proven my point. There is butt crack everywhere. So unless people are going to start using this exposed area as a new holding area for cell phones, credit cards, pens, etc, I think we need to start putting them back where they belong. With the plumbers. Let’s give them back their most identifying calling card.


~~~till we laugh again~~~

45 thoughts on “Crack is Whack, Especially Butt Crack

    1. tadams4u

      one of my nephews is only 13 and he is already joining the club of butt crack.. He just giggles as he roams around on the floor thinking it is funny LOL

  1. buckwheatsrisk

    oh my gosh so funny and yet true, watched a guy riding a bike like that the other day, and was worried he was going to swallow the seat, it can cause car accidents when driving…lol. You would think it would be uncomfortable and a a little drafty!

  2. RPL Friends

    Ish! I’m sorry! I had a hard time concentrating on the rest of the article after seeing that first butt crack! Blech! I need some brain bleach! 🙂 I may never be able to get that image out of my head! LOL!

  3. raburcke

    Combine that with jeans where the crotch part is hanging between their knees and you have the latest in “low couture”! The catwalk must really be a spectacle these days.

    1. Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife

      my eyes burned the other day, (you reminded me of this with your storage device). I was searching my friend Google for a picture for my “saggin pants” story and saw this picture of some lady on the floor with a chicken up her yahoo. I’m like WTH… LOL People are amazing

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