Knock Knock…

I have actually been away from my laptop the past few days and you didn’t even know it… LOL

Tomorrow I should be back to normal. But meanwhile, I pre did my posts the past few days (and this one).

Have you ever tried to bang out three posts when you normally do them all off the cuff? It’s hard.

Today, I’m not going to lie, I took the easy way out. I found some cute knock knock jokes that are bound to get at least one smile out of you!   😀

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!

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Ok, back to normal tomorrow  (or at least as normal as I get)   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

How About some Laughs & Some Love

First, I’ll start with the laughs…

 

Tom:  What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
Sally:  I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!

 

Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A.  Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

 

Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?

A. You’re pointless.

 

Q:What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A:Dill me in!

 

 

Q. How do crazy people go through the
forest?

 

A. They take the psycho path.

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t Cry these bad jokes are over now.


 

Now for the love:

I want to make sure I acknowledge the following folks for sharing their love with me:

 

Benzeknees who hit me upside the head, I mean tagged me a few days ago. Ok, maybe it was a week ago. I’m a slow runner, what can I say. She’s also great at pushing me to be funny. Or shall I say funnier. Now that I think about it, she is kinda mean to me.  LOL.  just kidding. nut-n but lub!

The Candy over at Finding Order Thru Chaos nominated me for the Liebster Award. Unlike Benzeknees, Candy thinks I’m (and I quote) “Hilarious”. I’d like to think it is just me, but maybe I’m the only one she follows that is messy. Or maybe, she only has dull people in her life. I’m not sure. But for now, I’ll take “Hilarious”.

And if that wasn’t enough, I got this special award from Dotty Headbanger since I am “Brilliant” at pushing the Like Buttons she Forced, I mean I wanted to click for her.

 

So much love….What’s a Girl to do….

Thank you to you…. Three Unique Women of the Blogging World!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~