Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 19

 

Sunday Funnies!!

Yep, that time of the week where I share some of the funny things I found on Facebook or Google

Enjoy!

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Yep, been that kind of a week.  LOL

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Please don’t go anywhere, I’ll squeeze you in shortly

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You were robbed!

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It’s faster if you open it first

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Sorry, this one just cracked me up!

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I love these trucks..so creative

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Another one that had me rolling!

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And some of you are way more experienced than I

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This explains what happened!

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This is he #1 reason I never get to take a nap!

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Don’t worry, we already know who you are

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You are in luck, the Moran bus is about to take off

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Have a great Sunday Everyone!!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

The Power of a Smile

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There are days that occur in our life where you feel that the crud in your life is winning.

When everything just seems to be piling on and you just can’t catch a break.

And when you are caught up in one of those days, nothing seems to help your pity party of one.

Logically you know you need to pull yourself out of it, yet you can’t.

Then it happens. Something so random and unexpected.

Someone just looks at you and smiles.

And in that moment, the smile is so powerful that it causes you to smile back.

For a brief moment you can breathe again.

In that moment, you learn the Power of a Smile.

In that moment, you realize it will be ok.

Maybe not right now, maybe not tomorrow but it will be ok.

The smile told you so….

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Thank you Jorge at Taco Bell……

Your Big Smile in the drive through was the Power I needed to find mine at that moment.

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Little Johnny’s at it Again……

 

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Today’s smiles come from my mom. She sent me these cute Little Johnnie jokes….

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Little Johnny’s at it again…… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’

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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, ” Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? ”
(this is my favorite)

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the mailman wants to buy Mom ..’

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Remember, if you think you have a great idea or post to help other people laugh, shoot me an email. If picked, I’ll even give your blog a shout out! Some of you have been coming up with some great stuff. Just keep in mind, I need to be able to¬†re-post¬†the whole thing on mine (not just a re-blog, the funny gets lost in the translation) and I’m a PG13 blog so other than that….let’s make people laugh!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 18

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Everyone’s favorite post when I show some of the funny things I found on Facebook and Google this week

Hope you like them!

It all makes sense now!

You never know where inspiration comes from

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Being the Queen of Stick Figures, I LOVE this!

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My mom always hid her Nestle’s Quick

And we always knew where it was…LOL

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Damn! I hate when it doesn’t stick right!

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Go with the Blue, It matches your eyes

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Always one in the crowd

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Yep, it’s how I keep my sanity

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Hey, we all have to be remembered for something

LOL

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Yes, it takes all the fun out of it for me…Sigh

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Ain’t that the truth! ¬†LOL

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I can hear it now..

“Hey, look someone’s walking Naked down the street!”

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This one is for my sister who thinks I’m Crazy

I’m just misunderstood!¬†

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Have a great Sunday everyone!

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~~~till we laugh again ~~~

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View Previous Sunday Funnies by clicking —>> HERE

Do You Have a Hole In Your Bottom Lip?

 

Ever been drinking a drink and suddenly realize it is dribbling all down your shirt?

It’s not your fault. There is an invisible hole in all of our lips that we are not aware of.

Then again, you can always just blame it on your dentist.

Just tell those pointing and laughing at you that your¬†Novocaine¬†hasn’t worn off yet.

 

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Wanna Laugh? Eat Popsicles!

Nothing beats a good¬†Popsicle…

Unless it’s a¬†Popsicle¬†with a joke on the stick!

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So we have been enjoying some Banana Popsicle and laughing at some of the lame jokes they put on the suckers.

You never know if you are going to get a dude or a hilarious one.

I’ll let you be the judge.

Here are the 1st Five Jokes…

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Here are the next four….

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Now, if you laughed at any of those, then make sure you aren’t drinking any soda on the last one.

It is by far the funniest of the bunch!

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Wait for it….

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OMG, I laughed so hard!

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So next time you are needing a good laugh, just head to the store and buy some Popsicles.

You get some yummy ice cream and a laugh to boot!

Oh!! How could I forget!  

When you are done eating those 4 Popsicles a night and notice you have about 100 Popsicle sticks on your table…

The best part is….

You get to make House! ¬† ūüėÄ

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Dad vs Teenager

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Today I thought I’d share another fun laugh from a fellow blogger. Thanks and a shout out to Cindy over at http://photosfromtheloonybin.wordpress.com/.

I think you all will like it.

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My Mom sent me this joke, and I thought you might like it for your blog. It is awesome, and I am going to make both of my teenage sons read it!! Here it is:

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Dad vs. Teenager

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son,

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible but, I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

(You’re going to love the Dad’s reply!)

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”

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Thanks for sharing … Love it

~~~till we laugh again~~~

(done via IPad so not sure how it will come out)

Pet Therapy

Every once in a while I get some cool stuff emailed to me by my fellow blog readers for things they think you folks will like. Today’s post is from Devina over at Hot Chocolate & Books. I think you will find one or two that will make you smile… ¬†Here is some Pet Therapy…

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Pet Therapy Starts now…

SMILE!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIENDS

FIND A SUNBEAM ‚Äď TAKE A NAP

Fluff n Fluffy

Outta shape

Soft, warm and snuggly

TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!

Quiet Time

Cuddles n Cuddy

COMFY!

oooooh… daz big!

How tiny!!!

NOW THIS IS RELAXED !!!!!

CUTE FAMILY PORTRAIT!

NICE IDEA FOR A DOGGY BED

SPOT THE INTRUER???

They were all so cute.

I hope you found one to give you a smile or chuckle for your day!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

What Made You Laugh Today?

We all need a laugh each day.

You had one. I promise you did.

Do you remember what it was? 

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Maybe it was a joke: 

What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Look ma, no hands.

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Maybe it was a picture: 

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Maybe it was when someone ran into the Sliding door:

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Maybe it was your best friend:

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Or maybe it was a blog you read.

(shameless plug)

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 So, tell us

What Make You Laugh Today?

Share with everyone

We promise not to laugh!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~