Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!

Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke? 

Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!

 

Knock KnockIf you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one!   🙂

I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel

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Crying BabyKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

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DoorbellKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Theodore

Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!

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RibbonsKnock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There

Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

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PirateKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!

(Dang, the cow has a new friend) MooooooCow

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?

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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!

 

~~Till next time~~

 

What Color Have You Dyed Your Hair?

Would You Dye Your Hair Pink?

How About Purple? 

How about both? 

Pink Purple Hair

Not me. I’m not that brave or silly.

This is my sister the artist. She figured what better way to get inspiration?

She did this around Halloween so as a good sister I gave her my witch hat.

Is it me or did this turn out to be an awesome combo?!

Purple hair witch

My Sis the Witch

Then around Christmas when I realized the pink/purple was staying around for a bit,

I was at our local Walgreen’s and found the PERFECT gift for her.

I saw it and just knew the two of them were meant to be pals

Pink Hair and the Unicorn

My Sis & Her Unicorn

Aren’t they a cute pair? Besties forever

or as the kids say: BFF

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So, what odd? different? Inspirational color have you gone with?

Not just the spray and wash out type either.

I want to know a color you Really, Really Committed to like my sister the artist?

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Memory Eraser

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Do you know what this does? 

In the movie Men in Black it is used to erase people’s memory.

(when they see aliens they aren’t supposed to see)

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I think I’ve come to the conclusion that as we age, someone is the world has a giant one of these things pointed at us.

How else can you explain how we tend to forget more and more with each passing year?

(not sure if aliens are involved tho)

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I’m just saying…

It’s a possibility

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LOL.. Right after I posted this I saw this…

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Dumb Ducky Jokes

Quack Quack – Let’s Laugh




 

Thought I’d do something fun and share some Ducky Jokes. 

Shout out to this website who I “borrowed” them from  http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html

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Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

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 Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

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 Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

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 Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

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 Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?

 A:  Quackers and Milk.

LOLLL (one of my favs)

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 Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

 A: A firequacker!

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 Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

 A: A wise quacker!

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 Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

 A: Foul (fowl) weather.

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 Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?

 A: A duck with the hiccups

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Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?

A: Count Duckula

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 Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

 A: To the Ducktor

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Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?

 A: I hope we Quack the case.

 LOL

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 Q: What did the duck say to the banker?

 A: My bill is bigger than yours.

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 Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?

 A: The outside!

LOL

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Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?

A: His Quackpack

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 Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

 A: Because it was too far to walk.

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 Q: Which animal grows down?

 A: A duck

 booo

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 Customer: How much is that duck?

Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.

Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?

Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird.

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 A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!”

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”

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Ok, hope you liked some of them…

Some were cute and some did cause a grown or two. (ok, maybe three)

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Look Who Went Swimming

So yesterday I showed you my “river” street. Guess who got excited?

He overheard me on the phone telling my mom the story and next thing you know, I felt a Swishhhhhh and out the door ran Pinky the Ducky.

I hung up fast and ran out after him. And what did I see???

Silly duck!

Guess I better lock the doors next time it rains

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Little Game of This or That

So I got to thinking ( I know. scary stuff). What if I did something that anyone could steal and play on their blog as well. No awards to have to thank the world for first, no having to come up with 145 awesome bloggers you could check out. Just a quick fun game to get to know each other a wee bit better.

So I blatantly stole some questions off the internet (Google made me do it).  Thank you sodahead!

Oh, and being the smart ass I am, I had to put my own twist.  Oh you know you would have been disappointed if I hadn’t.

1. Math or English?  I speak English (barely) but I LOVE math!  Hated English in school, but would have done math all day if I could. 

2. Summer or Winter?  I HATE being cold. Give me summer anytime. However, you can keep this darn humidity. If I wanted to be a wet mess I’d jump in the shower or a pool. 

3. Morning or Night? Love the night. Mornings come too early. However, I never get to sleep in. Life is unfair. 

4. Full House or Family Matters? Two great shows from my youth. I’m sorry, the Olsen Twins were way over rated. Weren’t cute then, not cute now. Rich, but not cute. Then again, either was / is Urkle.  Hmm,  loved both, I’ll call it a draw. 

5. Tea or Coffee? Tea for sure. Coffee smells good but tastes terrible. I try it every 5 years and go ..”Yep, still no likey”

6. Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings? Harry wins! Lord of the Rings has a great story but is sooooooooooooo slow and boring. Harry and crew way more amazing and fun. 


7. Black or White? Hate white cars, love black cars, prefer to wear black over white any day. Black crayon is way better… I’m going with black. 

8. Dogs or Cats?  Love both but dogs win. More loyal and loving. Although, they should do a better job at not loosing their fur all over the house. 

9. McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds. Can you say McRib and McLoving it?

10. Cake or Pie? Not a pie person, but not a big cake person but will take cake over pie any day. Especially ice cream cake!  😀

11. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate! Vanilla is so plain. The word is even used to describe plain. 

12. Jocks or Nerds? For? Jeopardy, I’ll take the nerds. If it is Sport Jeopardy, I’ll take a jock for 200 please….

13. Cable or Internet?  No cable unless it is providing my internet. We have DirectTV   😀

14. MySpace or Facebook?  I like to have my space but have never had a MySpace. So Facebook baby. (but only in small doses) Besides, I like when folks tell me they like me. They really really like me. 


15. The Simpsons or Family Guy? Hands down Family Guy! Seth McFarland is hilarious…I laugh at the kids today that don’t even get half the 80s references he is making. 

16. Coke or Pepsi? By a landslide…COKE!!!  (excuse me while I take a sip)

17. Batman or Superman? Both are cool. I’ll go with the guy who can fly…Although, Batman does have some cool rides….

18. Fantasy or Reality? Reality. Reality in my life and Reality in my TV shows. 

19. Comedy or Horror? Hate horror flicks. Not a fan of blood and gore. But I’ll laugh my ass off any day. 

20. Pancake or Waffles? Neither. But if you forced me, I’d do pancakes first. But only if lots of syrup to help. 

21. Baked or Fried? Fried…I know, I know, grease is bad for you…. Now back away from my fries!


22. China or Japan?  Hmm, Japan by a hair. Not a fan of the earthquake stuff but waaaaaayyyy to many people in Chine for me. I need my space (just not MySpace). 

23. Hamburgers or Hotdogs? Hamburgers.  Mustard and onions please…. No really… I’m hungry…

24. Salt or Pepper?  Pepper….aaaachhooooo…. 

25. Peanut Butter or Jelly? Now that I’m done dancing (the song..get it??? oh never mind)… I like together only if it is grape jelly

26. Boxers or Briefs? for me or for you? 

27. Amazon or Ebay? Amazon has everything…kind of like Barbie, that bitch has everything too!

28. TV shows or Movies? TV…costs a lot less than the movie and popcorn now a days. Plus you can watch a movie on TV but not TV on a movie screen 

29. Pen or Pencil? PEN! I hate pencils. Even drove my math teachers nuts. We compromised on an erasable pen


30. Phone Call or In person? Neither. I hate the phone and really don’t want to see you. But if you plan to show up, a phone call first please.  (text preferred)

31. Shower or Bath? Yes, you should always take one or the other. Personally, I shower. 

32. Ketchup or Mustard? Depends of course. Mustard is made for meats and ketchup for fries, toast and scrambled eggs.   😀

33.Love or Money? How about if I love money? love doesn’t pay the bills and money can only buy you love for one night, maybe two

34. Movies or Reading? Hate reading remember, but love audiobooks. And I’ve learned that before seeing the movie, read the book since the movie will leave out the good stuff….yes you Harry Potter. If you only see the movies you miss half the good stuff

 35. Michael Jackson or Elvis? Never understood the craziness of Elvis maybe because he was before my time. But I love his music. I was around for Michael but didn’t understand that craziness either. Although he was great in his time. Then again, I have never idolized and went crazy for any singer. Not even the N’Sync and definitely not Justin Beiber.   😀

36. Gift Cards or Cash?   I’ll take either .. Just send too…….  1234 My Space… oh wait…

37. Paper or Plastic? Either is what I say. Although plastic handles seem to last longer.  The birds just need to learn to stop swallowing them. 

38. Santa Clause or Easter Bunny? The bunny is cuter but Santa has the better gifts!


39. Lucky Charms or Trix? Lucky Charms but only the marshmallow pieces. 

40. Mayo or Miracle Whip? Is it me or does Miracle Whip have a funny taste? Just saying….

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Ok, I cut out 10 questions, I was going for 50 but I got tired. You will live. I promise. Don’t believe me????

BONUS QUESTION:   Live or Die   LIVE!!!!!!  way more fun

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ok, I have to get things done. Hope you had some fun….

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Do You Find Farting Funny?

So, are you one of those people who thinks farting is funny? 

I have never understood the fascination of people farting. Sure a fart can feel good sometimes

(oh, don’t act like it hasn’t happened at least once).

Especially if it releases pressure in your stomach from too much air built up.

But to just do it to make people laugh?

Yea, doesn’t grab me. But men, yes you, you just think this is the funniest thing in the world.

Maybe it is the inner child in you.

Gosh knows how much kids find it funny

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But seriously….

While the sound might be funny, the smell sure isn’t.

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Now, I will admit, I’m guilty of these farts all the time….

Yes, I have brain farts all day. 

But they aren’t as funny. I know.

Ok, sometimes they are. Depends on what I brain fart on.  LOL

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And definitely beware of anyone that asks you to pull their finger. 

(everyone has someone in their family that does this)

You might regret the “present” you get

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`Ok, maybe it is funny when you witness this.  

I bet she thought she would make it out before the evidence gave her away

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But I do want to give out a public service notice to some of you.

 

Just because you don’t hear it, doesn’t mean no one else can. 

LOL

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And finally, beware…

Sometimes a fart, it more than a fart

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

So Many Proud Non~Normals

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I saw this yesterday and immediately thought of the folks in the Non~Normal & Proud of it Club.

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If I didn’t know any better one of us created it!

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LOL

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When I started this club, it was to celebrate each of our uniqueness. What is interesting is, I never realized how many people embraced this side of themselves.

I love how many of you encourage your kids to love how “strange” & “different” they can be. I really do think this is awesome. Our children need to realize that the reality is, there is no real normal. That it is ok to be different from your friends.

Lets face it…

Life would be so much better if everyone had learned this lesson early in life.

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Ok, you weird, deranged, freaky and psychotic folks…..I hope you liked the picture….
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~~~till we laugh again~~~

I’m Stuffed!

I know how he feels.

 

My nephews (12 and 14) came over tonight and we decided to make some hamburgers. Ok, more like I wanted some homemade hamburgers and bribed my other half to make them.

Now we all sit here stuffed. Tummy aches. Moans and groans.

I’m surprised my one nephew is even alive after the two big creations he scarfed down. This kids eating is worth a post all on its own one day.  LOL.

Let’s just say a lot of slurping, lot of runny gooey junk all over his hands, mouth and any thing else he might come in contact with. Definitely not pretty.

I’ll spare you the graphic details. I can’t burn your eyes…..

But we are stuffed.

Ok, he’s not this bad ~ LOL

Sad part is….I also bought some red velvet cupcakes. I’m pretty sure when the moaning stops, Mr “I Wear My Food” will be asking for cupcakes. The rest of us will moan some more….

Did I mention the kid is 14 and almost 6ft tall?

Good thing we already took showers. He is all clean to wear more food.   LOL

Ok, I have to go moan some more……

What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?

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No thanks. I’m stuffed! 

 

God I love that joke!

~~~till we laugh again~~~