Dumb Ducky Jokes

Quack Quack – Let’s Laugh




 

Thought I’d do something fun and share some Ducky Jokes. 

Shout out to this website who I “borrowed” them from  http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html

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Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

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 Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

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 Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

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 Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

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 Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?

 A:  Quackers and Milk.

LOLLL (one of my favs)

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 Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

 A: A firequacker!

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 Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

 A: A wise quacker!

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 Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

 A: Foul (fowl) weather.

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 Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?

 A: A duck with the hiccups

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Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?

A: Count Duckula

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 Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

 A: To the Ducktor

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Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?

 A: I hope we Quack the case.

 LOL

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 Q: What did the duck say to the banker?

 A: My bill is bigger than yours.

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 Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?

 A: The outside!

LOL

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Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?

A: His Quackpack

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 Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

 A: Because it was too far to walk.

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 Q: Which animal grows down?

 A: A duck

 booo

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 Customer: How much is that duck?

Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.

Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?

Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird.

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 A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!”

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”

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Ok, hope you liked some of them…

Some were cute and some did cause a grown or two. (ok, maybe three)

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Look Who Went Swimming

So yesterday I showed you my “river” street. Guess who got excited?

He overheard me on the phone telling my mom the story and next thing you know, I felt a Swishhhhhh and out the door ran Pinky the Ducky.

I hung up fast and ran out after him. And what did I see???

Silly duck!

Guess I better lock the doors next time it rains

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Proof of the Orphaned Rubber Ducky

The Orphaned Rubber Ducky

In my rubber ducky story I ended by saying how the Orphaned Rubber Ducky was being well taken care of by my Golden Goose from a Steven Covey seminar I did. Plus a penguin that can’t be bothered.

Well a picture is worth a thousand words they say so I snapped this picture this morning to show the world how healthy the ducky is today (even though he might be a little dusty – I’m not a big duster – ok, I rarely dust, so lay off me)   😀

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