This is Tiny….
Ain’t he tiny?
Know why his name is Tiny?
Cuz he be tiny.
But you knew that…
At least a tiny bit.
😉
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Dumb Ducky Jokes
Quack Quack – Let’s Laugh
Thought I’d do something fun and share some Ducky Jokes.Â
Shout out to this website who I “borrowed” them from  http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html
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Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
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 Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
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 Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
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 Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
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 Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
 A: Quackers and Milk.
LOLLL (one of my favs)
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 Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
 A: A firequacker!
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 Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
 A: A wise quacker!
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 Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
 A: Foul (fowl) weather.
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 Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
 A: A duck with the hiccups
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Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
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 Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
 A: To the Ducktor
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Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
 A: I hope we Quack the case.
 LOL
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 Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
 A: My bill is bigger than yours.
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 Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
 A: The outside!
LOL
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Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
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 Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
 A: Because it was too far to walk.
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 Q: Which animal grows down?
 A: A duck
 booo
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 Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.
Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?
Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird.
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 A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!”
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”
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Ok, hope you liked some of them…
Some were cute and some did cause a grown or two. (ok, maybe three)
~~~till we laugh again~~~
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Look Who Went Swimming
So yesterday I showed you my “river” street. Guess who got excited?
He overheard me on the phone telling my mom the story and next thing you know, I felt a Swishhhhhh and out the door ran Pinky the Ducky.
I hung up fast and ran out after him. And what did I see???
Silly duck!
Guess I better lock the doors next time it rains
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~~~till we laugh again~~~
Looky! My first new addition to my rubber ducky collection!!
Proof of the Orphaned Rubber Ducky
In my rubber ducky story I ended by saying how the Orphaned Rubber Ducky was being well taken care of by my Golden Goose from a Steven Covey seminar I did. Plus a penguin that can’t be bothered.
Well a picture is worth a thousand words they say so I snapped this picture this morning to show the world how healthy the ducky is today (even though he might be a little dusty – I’m not a big duster – ok, I rarely dust, so lay off me)  😀
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