Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 18

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Everyone’s favorite post when I show some of the funny things I found on Facebook and Google this week

Hope you like them!

It all makes sense now!

You never know where inspiration comes from

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Being the Queen of Stick Figures, I LOVE this!

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My mom always hid her Nestle’s Quick

And we always knew where it was…LOL

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Damn! I hate when it doesn’t stick right!

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Go with the Blue, It matches your eyes

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Always one in the crowd

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Yep, it’s how I keep my sanity

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Hey, we all have to be remembered for something

LOL

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Yes, it takes all the fun out of it for me…Sigh

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Ain’t that the truth!  LOL

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I can hear it now..

“Hey, look someone’s walking Naked down the street!”

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This one is for my sister who thinks I’m Crazy

I’m just misunderstood! 

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Have a great Sunday everyone!

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~~~till we laugh again ~~~

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Do You Have a Hole In Your Bottom Lip?

 

Ever been drinking a drink and suddenly realize it is dribbling all down your shirt?

It’s not your fault. There is an invisible hole in all of our lips that we are not aware of.

Then again, you can always just blame it on your dentist.

Just tell those pointing and laughing at you that your Novocaine hasn’t worn off yet.

 

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Are You A Carpet Tripper?

 

Are you a carpet tripper?

You know what I mean….

Where for no apparent reason your feet do some awkward landing and your shoe sticks to the carpet and you trip over your own feet.

I raise my hand high. 

When I worked for Home Depot for all those years, I spent most of my time on the concrete floors. I found some great comfortable shoes that had some nice thick rubber soles on them. (We all know how good it is to have comfortable, happy feet vs cute shoes).

Problem was, rubber and carpet are not friends. So when I was faced with walking on carpet, I was constantly tripping and falling forward as my feet decided to stop right there. Or I managed to not lift my foot up and the toes caught.

Then I would fall forward a few feet, catch myself, look around to see who saw me, and then act like it was no big deal.

Yep, I’m Tammy and I’m a Carpet Tripper. 

How about you?

 

Wanna Laugh? Eat Popsicles!

Nothing beats a good Popsicle…

Unless it’s a Popsicle with a joke on the stick!

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So we have been enjoying some Banana Popsicle and laughing at some of the lame jokes they put on the suckers.

You never know if you are going to get a dude or a hilarious one.

I’ll let you be the judge.

Here are the 1st Five Jokes…

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Here are the next four….

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Now, if you laughed at any of those, then make sure you aren’t drinking any soda on the last one.

It is by far the funniest of the bunch!

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Wait for it….

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OMG, I laughed so hard!

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So next time you are needing a good laugh, just head to the store and buy some Popsicles.

You get some yummy ice cream and a laugh to boot!

Oh!! How could I forget!  

When you are done eating those 4 Popsicles a night and notice you have about 100 Popsicle sticks on your table…

The best part is….

You get to make House!   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ 17th Edition

Sunday Funnies! Yep, where I share some of the funny stuff I found on Facebook or Google

Hope you Enjoy!

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Although, that would explain that bump on your head

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Yep, he’ll never be lonely

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Ok, let’s face it, we usually mean all of it

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I SOOOO do this!!  LOL

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Hmm, some of you have been gone a LONGGGG time  😀

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This was just too funny!

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Hell, some will do it in front of them.

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Too cute!

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Ca, ca, can, can’t catch my br, br, breath..

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Stop laughing!

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And some of you have

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LOL, I have a feeling some of your relate to this one

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Now for my personal favorite of the week!

Hope you got a few laughs!!

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Monday I’ll continue with the final installment of my fun week

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Is it OK to Laugh at People in the Emergency Room?

 

 

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Sorry I have been quiet the past few days. In addition to my home internet being down I spent a few days at my sister’s. On Tuesday she was having some chest pain and ended up in the hospital for a couple of days.

However, since my blog is about finding laughter in our lives, I’ll not bore you with the details of that fun adventure. Yes she is fine and now at home driving my nephew who turns 16 today crazy just like she was prior to her hotel, I mean hospital stay. Although it would have made a great family story if she would have waited until today for the pain, then he could have had years of therapy on how his mom caused him to sit in a hospital for his 16th birthday. (Although we did tease her about that while there the other day – we can dream).

Now hospitals are a great people watching venue, especially the ER where you get to see all kinds of people. As much as I’d like to pick on the ER waiting room, sadly I cannot. By the time I had made the hour drive there, she was already in a room in the back. However, I will say, I did go to the waiting room and while I relayed her condition to some other folks, there were two random people just sitting there. This one lady almost fell out of her seat leaning in to hear our conversation. She wasn’t hiding her interest either as she looked at me dead on the whole time. If I didn’t know any better I’d of though she was a long-lost relative who finally decided to come out of the woodwork on this exciting day.

In the back, my sister had her own room (if you can call that small area a room). But it was all hers so it was comfy. No moaning roommate (yet). From where I was sitting I could see out to the nurse’s station and all the patients coming in and out. We all hate the wonderful gowns and watching people shuffle back and forth in them can be hilarious. From those that do their best to not show you anything to those that let it all hang out. And I do mean all hang out. My sister even cracked me up. She had on her shorts still so when it came time to shuffle to the restroom all that was exposed was maybe a 6in x 6in square on her back. This was enough to almost create panic in her mind. No one was supposed to see that spot!  LOL.

As I walked past the other rooms you could tell most of the other family members are having as much fun as I was. Once the “emergency” part is over, most of your time there is about waiting. Waiting to find out what is going on, waiting on more tests, and waiting to see if you will be held hostage for the night.

So many people are antsy in those little rooms. Let’s face it, unless you are the one in the bed who can take an “accepted” naptime, the rest of us fools must entertain ourselves. Moving back and forth, watching TV on the 6in screen where the sound is across the room watching shows you would never watch in the “real” world, perusing the hallways and peaking in other people’s rooms. If only they would let you pull back some of those curtains…

I wonder how long you have to be in your room before you stop caring what people see. You know the ones I’m talking about, the people who lie on their side with their butts hanging out for all to see?

Then you have the ones lying on their backs, sitting up, eyes closed and mouths wide open as they doze off. Drool dripping down the side of their mouth.

Some of the patients have their family by their side reading in the chair oblivious to grandpa almost falling out of the bed. (Must be reading that 50 Shades of Gray book).

My favorite is how the alarms on the machines are going off sending people into panic while the staff outside just goes about their business. Family members freaking out wondering if this means the person is going to die and why no one is rushing in with some paddles or something!  Yet, they casually pass by as if they hear nothing. Then, when the family feels the end must be near, they rush out and grab the first person in colored scrubs they see only to find they grabbed the food tech person who is clueless.

Finally someone roams into the room, pushes a button and walks out. Leaving everyone there dumbstruck that they didn’t even look at the patient to see if they were blue or something.

As I think of this, does anyone know what the white number is on the machine? The others make sense. I even tried Googling it. Yep, I was that bored. Turns out the answer isn’t as easy to find as you think. But a lot of people sure do ask though…cracked me up. (Now before you go googling it as well, it has to do with your resting breathing or something like that.)

Eventually they come to tell us, that they want to keep her overnight and run some more tests in the morning just to be sure all is ok. They tell us they have a room for her and they will be back shortly.

In case you didn’t know, “be back shortly” in hospital speak means two hours.

Eventually she is moved from her quiet little room to a slightly bigger room for two.

Yep, she has graduated to roommate status. Lucky her. And you knew the odds weren’t in her favor to have a roommate that would just sleep most of the time. What fun would that be?

Well this post is getting too long, so I will be doing a 3 part series I think. After all, we have one more day of fun and you definitely have to hear about my adventure with sleeping and her dog….

So, tomorrow we will continue this fun….

(Oh, and for those wanting to know, the internet at my house is still down. They say the problem is in their lines somewhere. Now they have to call out some other guy, to help the guy to find the problem – lucky me)

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

Dad vs Teenager

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Today I thought I’d share another fun laugh from a fellow blogger. Thanks and a shout out to Cindy over at http://photosfromtheloonybin.wordpress.com/.

I think you all will like it.

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My Mom sent me this joke, and I thought you might like it for your blog. It is awesome, and I am going to make both of my teenage sons read it!! Here it is:

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Dad vs. Teenager

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son,

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible but, I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

(You’re going to love the Dad’s reply!)

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”

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Thanks for sharing … Love it

~~~till we laugh again~~~

(done via IPad so not sure how it will come out)

No Internet for a Week ~~ Whahhhhhh

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The internet god’s have determined that I should not have internet at home. sniffle sniffle….

I’m so sad….

It started running slow, then it went out once in a while and now it is kaput…

What is amazing though? When I called the provider my internet popped back on.

Then right as we were hanging up, it went out again.

They have to come out and check the line. They can’t do till Friday.

They suck.

Good thing I will not be home that much this week.

Or I’d be in a ball crying most of the night.

After all, what is life without our internet?

So if I’m a little slow getting back to you on your well appreciated comments then please know it isn’t my fault.

Blame the internet gods.

They had other plans for me this week.

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

 

Pet Therapy

Every once in a while I get some cool stuff emailed to me by my fellow blog readers for things they think you folks will like. Today’s post is from Devina over at Hot Chocolate & Books. I think you will find one or two that will make you smile…  Here is some Pet Therapy…

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Pet Therapy Starts now…

SMILE!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIENDS

FIND A SUNBEAM – TAKE A NAP

Fluff n Fluffy

Outta shape

Soft, warm and snuggly

TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!

Quiet Time

Cuddles n Cuddy

COMFY!

oooooh… daz big!

How tiny!!!

NOW THIS IS RELAXED !!!!!

CUTE FAMILY PORTRAIT!

NICE IDEA FOR A DOGGY BED

SPOT THE INTRUER???

They were all so cute.

I hope you found one to give you a smile or chuckle for your day!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 16

Sunday Time! Yep, that time of the week I share the funny things I found via Google or Facebook

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I’m pretty sure my mom & Cindy T would agree with this one! 

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And each day getting stronger!  😀

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I sneeze a lot. I’m sure those around me always think this. I notice how much more sarcastic the 3rd bless you sounds.  LOL

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Even more fun is to point at them and laugh

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I want this sign for my office

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This alone will have the guys clicking the “like” button

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Nahhh, not at all

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It’s wrong, but this one made me laugh

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I hate when a snail knocks me over

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And it stung too!

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Chickens are 100% behind us laughing each day

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Cracks me up!

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And PROUD of IT!!

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Have an awesome Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

My Brain Hurts

My Brain Hurts! 

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Why? I’ve gone back to school.

Technically not college level, but I’m getting my Real Estate License. Let me tell you, it’s been a while since I have just sat there while someone “teaches”. I’ve been in plenty of meetings before, but not a regular classroom for quite a while.

My brain hurts not from the overload of information. Not from the having to actually think. Not from the math they make you do. Not from the memorization you have. No, my brain doesn’t hurt from any knowledge based reason.

My brain hurts for one reason and one reason only…

I laughed to hard and hit my head against the wall.

Stop laughing.

Or at least back away from the wall first.

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~~~till we laugh again~~~