Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Time Out in Your Day and Laugh
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the alley late last night?
One was a salted.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?
Well, I can clearly see your nuts
What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. (boo)
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. (lol…I love this one)
~~~till we laugh again~~~