Texting Can Be Dangerous

There are many dangers that come with texting an important message..

Let’s take a look…

TextingA man received the following text from his neighbor...

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s  no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

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Shortly afterwards he received the following text…

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“DAMN AUTOCORRECT!  Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”

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Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile!  OH…

An NO Texting and Driving!  

Wanna Laugh? Eat Popsicles!

Nothing beats a good Popsicle…

Unless it’s a Popsicle with a joke on the stick!

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So we have been enjoying some Banana Popsicle and laughing at some of the lame jokes they put on the suckers.

You never know if you are going to get a dude or a hilarious one.

I’ll let you be the judge.

Here are the 1st Five Jokes…

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Here are the next four….

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Now, if you laughed at any of those, then make sure you aren’t drinking any soda on the last one.

It is by far the funniest of the bunch!

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Wait for it….

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OMG, I laughed so hard!

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So next time you are needing a good laugh, just head to the store and buy some Popsicles.

You get some yummy ice cream and a laugh to boot!

Oh!! How could I forget!  

When you are done eating those 4 Popsicles a night and notice you have about 100 Popsicle sticks on your table…

The best part is….

You get to make House!   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Dad vs Teenager

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Today I thought I’d share another fun laugh from a fellow blogger. Thanks and a shout out to Cindy over at http://photosfromtheloonybin.wordpress.com/.

I think you all will like it.

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My Mom sent me this joke, and I thought you might like it for your blog. It is awesome, and I am going to make both of my teenage sons read it!! Here it is:

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Dad vs. Teenager

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son,

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible but, I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

(You’re going to love the Dad’s reply!)

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”

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Thanks for sharing … Love it

~~~till we laugh again~~~

(done via IPad so not sure how it will come out)

What Made You Laugh Today?

We all need a laugh each day.

You had one. I promise you did.

Do you remember what it was? 

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Maybe it was a joke: 

What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Look ma, no hands.

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Maybe it was a picture: 

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Maybe it was when someone ran into the Sliding door:

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Maybe it was your best friend:

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Or maybe it was a blog you read.

(shameless plug)

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 So, tell us

What Make You Laugh Today?

Share with everyone

We promise not to laugh!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 7

Welcome to another edition of Sunday Funnies!

Where I share things I found via Google or Facebook last week that made me laugh

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This was my favorite for the week

I’m still laughing

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Since today is Father’s Day, I’ve found some Dad ones

Yep, whatever makes dad happy today

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Busted!!!

(pun intended)

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The sad part is, someone thought they would plant this seed in their kid’s head

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(so many bad jokes here I have to be a good girl – so I’ll be mooooving on)

Not the family reunion Betsy was hoping for

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The fact this kid is still alive tells us this is one cool dad

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Wow, I wonder how many dad’s dream of this when their kid is screaming or sneaking in the house at 4am? or the dad in the picture above?

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Now I know a few of you dads have kids that would so wear this 

(Mollie, cough cough)

(inside joke)

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Well, off to sell some cakes

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies Edition 2

Ok, last week everyone seemed to like my Sunday Funnies idea so I think I’ll run with it!

For this weeks edition, we have to tackle the fact that today is Mother’s Day.

Why not celebrate Yo Momma!

I thought about doing a bunch of yo momma jokes….

Then I realized I didn’t want to be too mean…After all it is suppose to be a celebration….

Then I thought we could talk about how mom’s have superpowers….

But we don’t want to give away all their secrets….

Then again, mom’s wouldn’t be mom’s without their kids and we all know kid’s say the darndest things…

But really, what we should be celebrating are those mom’s that give all mom’s a great reputation…

Like this mom…

Ms Tan em Till Their Brown Mom

Or, even the Mother of all moms….

Ms Octomom ~ mom of what 16 or 17?

(Did you think it would have been the mom from 20 kids and counting?)

 

Yep, cuz these mom’s are what every mom strives to be someday….

Famous!

 

Ok, maybe no so much…

To all the Mom’s out there today….

Happy Mother’s Day!

 

May your children (young or old) not drive you as batty as they do all the other days of the year!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

 

 

How About some Laughs & Some Love

First, I’ll start with the laughs…

 

Tom:  What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
Sally:  I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!

 

Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A.  Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

 

Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?

A. You’re pointless.

 

Q:What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A:Dill me in!

 

 

Q. How do crazy people go through the
forest?

 

A. They take the psycho path.

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t Cry these bad jokes are over now.


 

Now for the love:

I want to make sure I acknowledge the following folks for sharing their love with me:

 

Benzeknees who hit me upside the head, I mean tagged me a few days ago. Ok, maybe it was a week ago. I’m a slow runner, what can I say. She’s also great at pushing me to be funny. Or shall I say funnier. Now that I think about it, she is kinda mean to me.  LOL.  just kidding. nut-n but lub!

The Candy over at Finding Order Thru Chaos nominated me for the Liebster Award. Unlike Benzeknees, Candy thinks I’m (and I quote) “Hilarious”. I’d like to think it is just me, but maybe I’m the only one she follows that is messy. Or maybe, she only has dull people in her life. I’m not sure. But for now, I’ll take “Hilarious”.

And if that wasn’t enough, I got this special award from Dotty Headbanger since I am “Brilliant” at pushing the Like Buttons she Forced, I mean I wanted to click for her.

 

So much love….What’s a Girl to do….

Thank you to you…. Three Unique Women of the Blogging World!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Everyone Loves a Cute Joke ~~ If you don’t, you must be dead inside

Cute Jokes Get Us Every Time!





 

 

The past few days my mom has been sending me some cute little jokes. The kind you can find on Popsicle sticks or little kids tend to tell. The ones that make you groan yet you laugh every time.

There is something great about jokes like these. Most are classics and most are perfect for all ages. Yesterday I discussed my poor memory and it kills me that one of the first things to go were these cute jokes. Trust me, I have read thousands through the years and swore I would never forget my favorites. Yet here I sit, empty other than my two favorites…

  • What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?   No thanks, I’m stuffed!   (God I love this joke)
  • Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?    Because it’s too cold out tide.  

I must admit, the ones my mom sent were cute so I will share them too…

  • What type of lettuce was served on the Titanic?   Iceberg  (you saw that coming ~~although they didn’t)
  • What kind of a cup cant u drink out of?   A cupcake
  • Where can you see hamburgers dance?   At a meat Ball

I had a friend that thought this one was the funniest joke she ever heard for years. Although she was the only one who ended up laughing…

  • Why did the baby cross the road?  It was stapled to the chicken   (sick mind huh?)

My significant other’s grandpa use to tell this one every time they passed a graveyard…

  • Why is there a fence around the graveyard?  Because everyone is dying to get in!

One of my nephew’s thinks this is the funniest joke around…

  • Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks….“Why the long face?”    (took me a couple beats to get it)

Earlier today I saw this one…

  • What do you call a dear with no eye?  No Idear

So my question for you is…

What is the silly joke you like to tell?

Or one someone you know just can’t seem to stop telling?

Share for all to laugh   😀

 

HEY…Come tell you cute silly joke on this new post. >>>>  Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone… I Thought these have been too good not to share so why not make one page of them! Thanks

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Why I like the Golden Globes

 

Signs for the Golden Globe Awards.
Image via Wikipedia

 

Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? Sure the people that win probably aren’t always the ones you think should (The Artist??? – Bridemaids was robbed!)

 

But the reason I love watching them isn’t always for the winners/losers. It is by far the funniest awards show on TV each season.

 

First off, Ricky Gervais is one funny fellow. His sarcastic wit and ability to poke fun at others is top notched. Sure you may find his jokes a little crass at times (poor Jodie Foster) , but they are still funny. And if you don’t laugh, then you are just wound too tight. Take it for what they are — Jokes…

 

Second off, the way they pick on each other is great. You get to see some of the inside friendships and the sharp barbs they shoot at each other (Brad & George / Morgan & Helen). The best part is, everyone seems to have thick skin. Some may not laugh, but they expect it due to the nature of the show. And if they don’t laugh all night, maybe they should have stayed home.

 

Finally, the open bar and heavy drinking makes for some interesting, if not awkward moments (yes, I’m talking to you Meryl Streep). I’m not a fan of getting wasted but it sure does cause these folks to loosen up a bit and say stuff they might not normally say.

 

So, while other shows seem a little more uptight or real nerve wracking for some, this one just makes me laugh from beginning to end. Even the speeches are usually funny. Sometimes due to the words they speak and sometimes due to how the joke isn’t working or both. (Modern Family, I’m not sure how many people got it – but it was funny)

 

If you have never watched them before, I’m sure YouTube has some highlights, but for sure next year TiVo it like I do. I promise you will laugh at least once or twice.

 

 

 

~~~Till we laugh again~~~

 

Have a 6 year old Tell You A Joke





Have you ever had an under 6 year old tell you a joke?

It goes something like this…

Why did the chicken drive up the street?  Uh Why?   Cuz his car was in the garage.    huhhhhh???

Then they fall on the floor laughing their butt off.

Their jokes consist of one half – part of a joke they heard and one half – mix in new parts. Then when they can’t recall the punchline they make one up on the fly. And normally it has nothing to do with the original part of the joke. But to them, it is the funniest thing they have ever heard.

Or worse, try doing a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock… Who’s there?…. (looking around the room) ahh Couch….. Couch who?……Couch is in the front room!

Ahhh haaa haaaa and they are on floor rolling again…

And we start laughing or smiling as we are left scratching our head because while the joke was so bad, they make us smile because they think they just won Last Comic Standing.

So your mission is to find a laugh in the next 24 hours by asking a kid under age 6 to tell you a joke. The joke may not be funny, but the experience sure will!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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