Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 19

 

Sunday Funnies!!

Yep, that time of the week where I share some of the funny things I found on Facebook or Google

Enjoy!

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Yep, been that kind of a week.  LOL

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Please don’t go anywhere, I’ll squeeze you in shortly

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You were robbed!

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It’s faster if you open it first

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Sorry, this one just cracked me up!

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I love these trucks..so creative

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Another one that had me rolling!

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And some of you are way more experienced than I

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This explains what happened!

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This is he #1 reason I never get to take a nap!

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Don’t worry, we already know who you are

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You are in luck, the Moran bus is about to take off

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Have a great Sunday Everyone!!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

What The F*** Facts

I’m not sure how many of you have a Facebook account but there is one page that I subscribe to that I love. Each day I get facts that either make me laugh, smile or scratch my head.¬† I wish their name was a little less graphic at times but it probably is better that way so I’m not always forwarding on their stuff.¬† LOL.

Their Facebook page is What The F Facts Facebook & their website is What the F*** Facts.

I thought for today I would share some of the cool things from their Facebook posts that I laughed at or found interesting. Give you a little taste if you will.

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More than 98% of people have started laughing even harder when they tried to explain why they were laughing.

(I’d tell ya why I’m laughing but…..baahhhhaa¬† loolllllloollllll)

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The teen pregnancy rate is actually lower now than it was in the 1970’s

(oh, I’m sure it is from abstinence…… NOT…lol)

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From a survey of 54,000 people, researchers discovered that cancer patients with a sense of humor were 70% more likely to survive.

(I personally believe laughter helps heal most things)

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Scratching your ankle feels as good as sex. Scientists have discovered that ankle is the most satisfying spot to scratch.

(hmmmmmm)

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Cherophobia describes a person who is afraid of being happy because whenever they get too happy, something bad happens.

(How sad…. Just be happy!!)¬† LOL¬†¬† .. oh darn, the dog threw up on your carpet now…

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At least 5 people have been murdered for unfriending someone via Facebook.

(I promise I will never unfriend ya now)

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80% of United States deaths happen in hospitals.

(Note to self, never, ever, ever go in a hospital)

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Famous conservationist, Steve Irwin, wants to be fed to his favorite crocodile, Bindi, after his death according to his last will.

(ok my Aussie friends, is this actually true?)

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Every British queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.

(If I was born and named Jane I’d be the next in line at the office to change my name)

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When a Mother Penguin loses her chick, she’ll often try to steal from other female penguins living in the vicinity.

(I wonder how many mom’s which they could trade their brat)

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The flavors of the foods a pregnant woman eats end up in the amniotic fluid — The baby might crave these tastes later in life.

(One of my friend’s mom ate those little black tire stubbies that stick out on a new tire….Hmmm — boy am I glad my mom craved radishes with me)

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In one week, the average person will learn more from Google than 4 years of high school.

(That my friends, is why Google is my best friend)

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Well, I hope you liked some of them, if you did check them out. The links are still above. I think you will like it. I couldn’t do them justice here, but I enjoy them.

 

 

Ohhhh, So, how many of you scratched your ankle?  LOLLLLL

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 18

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Everyone’s favorite post when I show some of the funny things I found on Facebook and Google this week

Hope you like them!

It all makes sense now!

You never know where inspiration comes from

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Being the Queen of Stick Figures, I LOVE this!

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My mom always hid her Nestle’s Quick

And we always knew where it was…LOL

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Damn! I hate when it doesn’t stick right!

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Go with the Blue, It matches your eyes

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Always one in the crowd

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Yep, it’s how I keep my sanity

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Hey, we all have to be remembered for something

LOL

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Yes, it takes all the fun out of it for me…Sigh

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Ain’t that the truth! ¬†LOL

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I can hear it now..

“Hey, look someone’s walking Naked down the street!”

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This one is for my sister who thinks I’m Crazy

I’m just misunderstood!¬†

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Have a great Sunday everyone!

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~~~till we laugh again ~~~

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Amazing What You Can Do with Lego’s

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When I was a kid, I had a friend that had tons of this new toy called¬†Lego’s. Technically I was friends with his sister, yet he had these cool Lego’s I could play with so I hung out with him more often. I loved building stuff with them, even though I wasn’t really creative. The neat thing about Lego’s was how you could build the predetermined structures they provided with the Lego’s (what I tended to do) or they could be used to be creative and use your imagination to create anything you want.

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Lego’s have grown into a multi-billion dollar business. Have you ever looked at how expensive some of these sets are? Just a set that builds a plane or car can cost at least $25 bucks. Heaven help you if you get asked to buy a kid one that has a special theme like Star Wars or Harry Potter. Some of these suckers can go $100 and higher.

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The Box For: Darth Vader's TIE Fighter
(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Like I said, not only can you use these Lego’s for their original use, but since they are a bitch to¬†separate, they can be extremely strong when stacked together so you can even fix things…

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Through the years some of these folks have spent thousands of dollars on their Lego collection. Ton’s of little bricks that kill your foot if you have ever stepped on one. (you know what I mean).

So I thought I’d go find some cool things people have made. These are just what Google found pretty quickly, I can only imagine if I went to one of the many sites that are dedicated to this art form.

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Here are some buildings people have done…

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Can you imagine how much you have to keep looking at the original building to keep tweaking? Never mind keeping to scale.

Then we have the animals

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There are tons of ones that people have done with people

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and even Santa


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And if you are thinking about getting some new shoes…

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Ok, I’ll stop, but you have to admit, it’s kind of cool. I’m amazed at the talent it takes to do any of these. I wouldn’t even know how to begin any of these projects. Unless you gave me step by step instructions, I’d be lucky to pull off a box. I use to make some really good boxes.

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Have any of you made any cool things out of Lego’s? ¬†

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

(all pictures were taken from Google images)

Sunday Funnies ~ 17th Edition

Sunday Funnies! Yep, where I share some of the funny stuff I found on Facebook or Google

Hope you Enjoy!

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Although, that would explain that bump on your head

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Yep, he’ll never be lonely

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Ok, let’s face it, we usually mean all of it

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I SOOOO do this!!  LOL

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Hmm, some of you have been gone a LONGGGG time ¬†ūüėÄ

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This was just too funny!

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Hell, some will do it in front of them.

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Too cute!

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Ca, ca, can, can’t catch my br, br, breath..

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Stop laughing!

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And some of you have

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LOL, I have a feeling some of your relate to this one

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Now for my personal favorite of the week!

Hope you got a few laughs!!

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Monday I’ll continue with the final installment of my fun week

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 16

Sunday Time! Yep, that time of the week I share the funny things I found via Google or Facebook

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I’m pretty sure my mom & Cindy T would agree with this one!¬†

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And each day getting stronger! ¬†ūüėÄ

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I sneeze a lot. I’m sure those around me always think this. I notice how much more sarcastic the 3rd bless you sounds. ¬†LOL

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Even more fun is to point at them and laugh

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I want this sign for my office

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This alone will have the guys clicking the “like” button

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Nahhh, not at all

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It’s wrong, but this one made me laugh

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I hate when a snail knocks me over

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And it stung too!

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Chickens are 100% behind us laughing each day

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Cracks me up!

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And PROUD of IT!!

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Have an awesome Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 15

Sunday Funnies!

Where I share some of the funny stuff I came across on Facebook or Google this past week. 

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One of my Favorite things to do!

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Actually, not punching them, but maybe poking them in the eye

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And you put it on the tray for them

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Either the dog is dead or he is one good pooch

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Oh hell, the way they love me, I’d be one skinny bitch ¬†

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They funny thing is…some folks still wont get this

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Raise your hand if you sang it?

Me!!!!

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I don’t know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the poor little guy

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Problem solved, find others that are as cracked as you!

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Oh you know you do it too!

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Ok, my favorite for the week

My sisters know it’s true

Have a great Sunday!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ 14th Edition

Sunday Funnies Time!!

Where I share some of the funny things I’ve found on Google or Facebook this week.

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Yep, just show them you are proud!

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You have been warned!

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This just makes me laugh

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I bet a few of you have done it to yourself too

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Yep, you picked the short straw

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Even better, buy a tombstone and lean it against the wall

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You just aren’t listening! ¬†ūüėõ

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That’s what I’ve been doing wrong! He’s always in there!

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LOL… this was just cute

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Hmmm, was that sarcastic?

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Yep, that’s it… well that and the darn donkey in the fridge all the time!

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I saw how you were looking at Donald..

Yes you..

The one over there..

The one with the shit eating grin. 

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Oh stop! You know you all do it!

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Have a great Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

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Sunday Funnies ~ 13th Edition

Sunday Funnies Time!

Everyone’s Favorite Day~

Where I share some of the funny things I come across on Facebook or Google

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Especially when you are listening to the drama filled folks

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Exactly how I picture it happening too!

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Explains some of you and your fascination with Pistachios 

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Although  I try to do the other two in my head

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Dang, look at the long line we are forming!

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Oh so true

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So what I think sometimes

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Same people giving you Deja Poo. LOL

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Hmm, I’m pretty sure all of your fit this¬†category!

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This one is for Photosfromtheloonybin as I know how proud she is of her¬†whacked¬†kids! ūüėÄ

This one just cracks me up!

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So, which one was your favorite this week?

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 12

Sunday Funnies Time!

Where each week I share some of the funny things I’ve come across on Facebook or Google

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Another Great Use for Our Ducky Friends

This just cracks me up

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Why is it someone you know popped in your head when you read this?

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This would be so awesome if it delivered too

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Guilty as charged!

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We all need to practice safe sex

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If he flushes, don’t be in the car behind him

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Imagine the look of surprise on your face when you open your eyes after the big note

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Love this one! Too cute

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This was my favorite of the week

but…

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This one wins!

Cracks me up!!

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Have a great Sunday Everyone!!!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 11

Wow another Sunday has arrived. 

That means it’s time to share some of the funny stuff I found on Google or Facebook

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Thank you for noticing too! ¬†ūüėÄ

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Oh, you know who you are!

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And giving it 100% too!

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Too darn cute!

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I have big plan for some of you

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See, the shows are working, even I’m forgetting

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I’ve always wondered what that Carrie Underwood song was about

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This is what the “dry” heat feels like

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My weekly Non~Normal & Proud of It!

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And you belong in our club!

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LOL.. one of my top 2 for the week

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But this is my winner! it just cracks me up.

I’ve always wondered how pug noses are made!

(drats, it cut off the top, the dogs on belt up top had long noses)

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Hope you liked them!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Little Game of This or That

So I got to thinking ( I know. scary stuff). What if I did something that anyone could steal and play on their blog as well. No awards to have to thank the world for first, no having to come up with 145 awesome bloggers you could check out. Just a quick fun game to get to know each other a wee bit better.

So I blatantly stole some questions off the internet (Google made me do it).  Thank you sodahead!

Oh, and being the smart ass I am, I had to put my own twist. ¬†Oh you know you would have been disappointed if I hadn’t.

1. Math or English?  I speak English (barely) but I LOVE math!  Hated English in school, but would have done math all day if I could. 

2. Summer or Winter? ¬†I HATE being cold. Give me summer anytime. However, you can keep this darn humidity. If I wanted to be a wet mess I’d jump in the shower or a pool.¬†

3. Morning or Night? Love the night. Mornings come too early. However, I never get to sleep in. Life is unfair. 

4. Full House or Family Matters? Two great shows from my youth. I’m sorry, the Olsen Twins were way over rated. Weren’t cute then, not cute now. Rich, but not cute. Then again, either was / is Urkle. ¬†Hmm, ¬†loved both, I’ll call it a draw.¬†

5. Tea or Coffee?¬†Tea for sure. Coffee smells good but tastes terrible. I try it every 5 years and go ..”Yep, still no likey”

6. Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings? Harry wins! Lord of the Rings has a great story but is sooooooooooooo slow and boring. Harry and crew way more amazing and fun. 


7. Black or White? Hate white cars, love black cars, prefer to wear black over white any day. Black crayon is way better… I’m going with black.¬†

8. Dogs or Cats?  Love both but dogs win. More loyal and loving. Although, they should do a better job at not loosing their fur all over the house. 

9. McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds. Can you say McRib and McLoving it?

10. Cake or Pie?¬†Not a pie person, but not a big cake person but will take cake over pie any day. Especially ice cream cake! ¬†ūüėÄ

11. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate! Vanilla is so plain. The word is even used to describe plain. 

12. Jocks or Nerds?¬†For?¬†Jeopardy, I’ll take the nerds. If it is Sport Jeopardy, I’ll take a jock for 200 please….

13. Cable or Internet? ¬†No cable unless it is providing my internet. We have DirectTV ¬† ūüėÄ

14. MySpace or Facebook?  I like to have my space but have never had a MySpace. So Facebook baby. (but only in small doses) Besides, I like when folks tell me they like me. They really really like me. 


15. The Simpsons or Family Guy?¬†Hands down Family Guy! Seth McFarland is hilarious…I laugh at the kids today that don’t even get half the 80s references he is making.¬†

16. Coke or Pepsi?¬†By a landslide…COKE!!! ¬†(excuse me while I take a sip)

17. Batman or Superman?¬†Both are cool. I’ll go with the guy who can fly…Although, Batman does have some cool rides….

18. Fantasy or Reality? Reality. Reality in my life and Reality in my TV shows. 

19. Comedy or Horror?¬†Hate horror flicks. Not a fan of blood and gore. But I’ll laugh my ass off any day.¬†

20. Pancake or Waffles?¬†Neither. But if you forced me, I’d do pancakes first. But only if lots of syrup to help.¬†

21. Baked or Fried?¬†Fried…I know, I know, grease is bad for you…. Now back away from my fries!


22. China or Japan?  Hmm, Japan by a hair. Not a fan of the earthquake stuff but waaaaaayyyy to many people in Chine for me. I need my space (just not MySpace). 

23. Hamburgers or Hotdogs?¬†Hamburgers. ¬†Mustard and onions please…. No really… I’m hungry…

24. Salt or Pepper? ¬†Pepper….aaaachhooooo….¬†

25. Peanut Butter or Jelly?¬†Now that I’m done dancing (the song..get it??? oh never mind)… I like together only if it is grape jelly

26. Boxers or Briefs? for me or for you? 

27. Amazon or Ebay?¬†Amazon has everything…kind of like Barbie, that bitch has everything too!

28. TV shows or Movies?¬†TV…costs a lot less than the movie and popcorn now a days. Plus you can watch a movie on TV but not TV on a movie screen¬†

29. Pen or Pencil? PEN! I hate pencils. Even drove my math teachers nuts. We compromised on an erasable pen


30. Phone Call or In person?¬†Neither. I hate the phone and really don’t want to see you. But if you plan to show up, a phone call first please. ¬†(text preferred)

31. Shower or Bath? Yes, you should always take one or the other. Personally, I shower. 

32.¬†Ketchup or Mustard? Depends of course. Mustard is made for meats and ketchup for fries, toast and scrambled eggs. ¬† ūüėÄ

33.Love or Money?¬†How about if I love money? love doesn’t pay the bills and money can only buy you love for one night, maybe two

34. Movies or Reading?¬†Hate reading remember, but love audiobooks. And I’ve learned that before seeing the movie, read the book since the movie will leave out the good stuff….yes you Harry Potter. If you only see the movies you miss half the good stuff

¬†35. Michael Jackson or Elvis?¬†Never understood the craziness of Elvis maybe because he was before my time. But I love his music. I was around for Michael but didn’t understand that craziness either. Although he was great in his time. Then again, I have never idolized and went crazy for any singer. Not even the N’Sync and¬†definitely¬†not Justin Beiber. ¬† ūüėÄ

36. Gift Cards or Cash? ¬†¬†I’ll take either .. Just send too……. ¬†1234 My Space… oh wait…

37. Paper or Plastic? Either is what I say. Although plastic handles seem to last longer.  The birds just need to learn to stop swallowing them. 

38. Santa Clause or Easter Bunny? The bunny is cuter but Santa has the better gifts!


39. Lucky Charms or Trix? Lucky Charms but only the marshmallow pieces. 

40. Mayo or Miracle Whip?¬†Is it me or does Miracle Whip have a funny taste? Just saying….

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Ok, I cut out 10 questions, I was going for 50 but I got tired. You will live. I promise. Don’t believe me????

BONUS QUESTION:   Live or Die   LIVE!!!!!!  way more fun

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ok, I have to get things done. Hope you had some fun….

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ 10th Edition

Yahoo! Sunday Funnies Time!

You know you are excited!

Each Sunday I share some of the fun stuff I came across on Google or Facebook.

Hope you like them!

We all have at least one in our life

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Bet you wish you had a $1 each time this has happened

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Oh yea!

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Wouldn’t it be great to say this?

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Yep, only animals and aliens

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Yep, I keep telling them that.. LOL

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That’s Right Baby!!¬†

That’s how I roll!

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I was guilty as charged

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I still have 42 text messages ahead of you

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I do this for you! So you can see me

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And now for my personal favorite for the week…

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OMG this cracks me up!!!!

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Hope you like them! Have a great day!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~