It is Important to Laugh Each & Every Day
Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!
I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?
Don’t call me cuckoo
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel
Don’t cry, it’s just me
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked
Dishes me, who are you?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!
I’m excited to see you too!
A mosquito bit me!
Wanda hang out with me right now?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
(Dang, the cow has a new friend) Moooooo
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?
Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!
~~Till next time~~
Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post: EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE
Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!). After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!
Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!
Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!
Thanks!! And keep laughing!
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Listen, I’m all good with self-expression and your right to love you like no one could love you but some of you, are out of control. LOL.
For those of you not familiar with what a “selfie” is..let me show you…
Oh wait, not that one… I meant this one…
We all have them on our Facebook. Family and Friends who love showing us their travels in the car, their visits to the bathroom….
Friends and Family: You Know Who You Are
Speaking of which, if you are in the car, I sure hope you are not driving!
The ones in the bathroom are my favorite. Never in a million years would any of us just 5 years ago think taking your picture in the bathroom would be the TOTAL “IN” THING to do! The more you can show the toilet or the sink, the more “street cred” and “Selfie Points” you get!
If I wasn’t a PG-13 type blog, I’d go to town on those insisting on doing really, really stupid stuff in their “selfies”. I’d even share a few of the ones that crack me up. First, most are Sooooo Not Sexy. Second, You are Soooo going to regret those one day. Unless of course you are a politician, then you just get more votes.
Taking selfies are so popular, many celebrities are doing it…
Speaking of naked and celebrity, even Geraldo Rivera got in the act
“Too sexy for those under 70”
The “Biebs” loves taking his, especially when he can take off his clothes.
Did you hope I would have picked a naked one? LOL
Speaking of no clothes, Kim Kardashian made this one famous!
“Look at my Baby got Back”!
And you know you have hit it big time when even Meryl Streep and Hilary Clinton are getting into it.
Overheard: “I’m so posting this on my Facebook Page”… “Me too”
So yes, “selfies” are here to stay. Stay in our language, stay in your Facebook feed and stay in our phones. 🙂
So, just for you, I’m giving you one I took of myself…
I’m all ready for Easter!
Sorry folks, I forgot to go in the bathroom to take the picture. Drats!
So what do you think of selfies? Are you one of those folks that love to post “selfies”
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Oh surrrrrr, go ahead. Make as many New Year’s Resolutions as you can. Join the rush to be rah rah for 30 days promising yourself you wont do this, or you will do that. But don’t come to us in February acting as if you never promised it. LOL
Let’s face it. Only 1 in a 10,000 people are successful with these things,
If you want to take some steps to make your life better in 2014, I’m in! Besides, why be normal? Why be a statistic? Just be you! Here is what we should do…
We are flawed, but each day we take one step to laugh a little more, move a little more, eat a little better, laugh even more and be kind to others. If we all do a little each day, think about how far you will be on Dec 31, 2014?
I know in 2014 I plan to swing by and laugh with you a little more than I did in 2013. Ok, stop laughing, I did stop by at least 10 times last year so I have a low bar to hurdle. LOL.
And to start with a few laughs, how about these resolutions I found at Jokes4us.com: (with a little tweaking for my mind or bad habits or just to make it more 2014..Or to even be a smart ass..Me?? i know…LOL)
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!” (I’ll screw this one up by 12:01 tonight)
Start using Facebook for something other than Candy Crush or Papa Pear (How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t play Facebook games!!!……….unless they are on my cell phone) LOL
Try to figure out why you “really” need 5 Facebook accounts. (Not me but I do know someone…LOL)
Resolve to work with neglected children… your own. (Hopefully they remember who you are)
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym! (Now, that is funny, Let’s get physical, physical, sing it Olivia!)
You will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line. (geeks love this one)
You will spend less than five-hour a day on the Internet. (I see some of you balled up in the corner already sucking your thumb and rocking on this one)
You will spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year. (Once again, I know someone…)
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again. (And no, you can’t keep blaming Alzheimer’s)
You will stop tagging pictures of me in pictures even when I’m not in them (Seriously, that’s not me, are you blind?)
You will think of a password other than “password” (and yes, stop using 12345 as well!)
Read less. (protect you eyes)
Gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Stop exercising. (watch the folks on Biggest Loser do it while you eat ice cream)
Waste time playing Candy Crush and Papa Pear (Oh yes I will!)
Watch more TV. You’ve been missing some good stuff. Blacklist??? lol
Watch more movie remakes. (Then pan them compared to the originals)
Start washing your hands after you use the restroom. (you know who you are)
Procrastinate more. (I’ll get around to this one)
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. (for the guys)
Drink. Drink some more. (One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila …FLOOR)
Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials .
Start being superstitious. (Hate to tell you, floor 14 is really 13)
Spend more time at work. (I’m a pro at this one)
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. (now I just need some lunch money..got 50 cents?)
Take up a new habit: maybe working on this blog more! ( ok, ok, I’ll try!)
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html (with my additions)
Paper cuts are not funny.
Paper cuts suck.
Know what is worse?
Paper Cuts that are under your fingernail!
Guess what unfunny thing happened to me today?
Ok, I really got one of those nasty under the fingernail paper cuts.
Hurts to type
~~~Till we laugh again~~~
Today’s smiles come from my mom. She sent me these cute Little Johnnie jokes….
Little Johnny’s at it again…… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter?’ asked Little Johnny. ‘Giving up?’
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Little Johnny quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, ” Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? ”
(this is my favorite)
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the mailman wants to buy Mom ..’
Remember, if you think you have a great idea or post to help other people laugh, shoot me an email. If picked, I’ll even give your blog a shout out! Some of you have been coming up with some great stuff. Just keep in mind, I need to be able to re-post the whole thing on mine (not just a re-blog, the funny gets lost in the translation) and I’m a PG13 blog so other than that….let’s make people laugh!
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Are you a carpet tripper?
You know what I mean….
Where for no apparent reason your feet do some awkward landing and your shoe sticks to the carpet and you trip over your own feet.
I raise my hand high.
When I worked for Home Depot for all those years, I spent most of my time on the concrete floors. I found some great comfortable shoes that had some nice thick rubber soles on them. (We all know how good it is to have comfortable, happy feet vs cute shoes).
Problem was, rubber and carpet are not friends. So when I was faced with walking on carpet, I was constantly tripping and falling forward as my feet decided to stop right there. Or I managed to not lift my foot up and the toes caught.
Then I would fall forward a few feet, catch myself, look around to see who saw me, and then act like it was no big deal.
Yep, I’m Tammy and I’m a Carpet Tripper.
How about you?
This post is courtesy of Harry over at dribblingpensioner. It is pretty clever and very funny. I thought I’d share it with you. I think you will get a kick out of it! Thanks for sharing Harry! Check out his site, he has some real funny stuff to help you find that laugh and smile each day.
Sunday Funnies Time!!
Where I share some of the funny things I’ve found on Google or Facebook this week.
Yep, just show them you are proud!
You have been warned!
This just makes me laugh
I bet a few of you have done it to yourself too
Yep, you picked the short straw
Even better, buy a tombstone and lean it against the wall
You just aren’t listening! 😛
That’s what I’ve been doing wrong! He’s always in there!
LOL… this was just cute
Hmmm, was that sarcastic?
Yep, that’s it… well that and the darn donkey in the fridge all the time!
I saw how you were looking at Donald..
The one over there..
The one with the shit eating grin.
Oh stop! You know you all do it!
Have a great Sunday everyone!!
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Confused as to what you are?
Sign me up for option 3.
I hate mornings yet can’ sleep in.
I love nights, but most of the time crash by midnight.
I think I’m a tweener. Caught in-between one extreme or the other. Then again, seems to be the way I roll on most things.
I hate mornings. Yet I like them once I’m awake. Maybe it is the process of waking up when all I want to do is sleep. Especially if I was having a good dream to get back to. Not that I would remember what it was if you asked, I just know I liked it.
Yep, I hate getting up. Not just due to some funky alarm telling me to get up either. Although it is quiet irritating when I use it. However, most of the time my darn internal clock says, rise and shine it is light outside. Sure I can sometimes drift back off for a wee bit. But I finally figured out the problem…..My Brain.
Yep, it’s my brains fault. (double-check that I typed brain and not blaming some random guy name Brian)….
You see, once my brain engages, it doesn’t turn off. Thinking of all the junk I need to do, should have done, and better do. Sometimes I can quiet it back down if I do a few of the things that are keeping it going, but if someone starts talking to me…forget it. Then it is going a mile a minute.
I’ve already discussed how I can’t take naps. So now, I am stuck with a brain that will be engaged until midnight.
I’ve been up for a few hours already and want a nap. And it’s only 8:30.
Maybe if I stop typing and put my laptop to the side I can close my eyes for a 1/2 hour?
Or maybe I’ll lie awake realizing I haven’t accomplished anything yet and I have 50 million things to do. Like check blog stats or answer blog comments or feed the dogs or call back…. well, you get the point…
I hate you brain….
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Well, I made it 200 days into my 366 before I fell from grace.
I can always say that I will hit a normal 365 days and leap year is a bonus day for a Mulligan if you need one.
Yes, I have sinned. I will not complete my 366 days of laughter since I missed my post yesterday. Although, technically I had many people stop by and visit and I’m sure one or two laughed. But that is not the point.
Deep Sighhhhh 🙁
I got up early to go to my sisters to help with some stuff around her house. I was fixing stuff and working until the wee night. Ok, not the wee night, but I did get home a little after midnight. Then it hit me. Oh no! I missed my post.
I balled up in the corner, rocked and cried till I fell asleep.
I feel bad since surely at least 11 – 17 of my followers sat by their computers all day long just waiting for that email to hit them from Laughing at Everyday Life. They too probably cried in the corner as well. To them I am sorry.
I’ll try to make it up to you. I’ll try to do two posts today. (Tammy…you shouldn’t promise things you may not be able to do) But darn it! You 11 – 17 are worth it!!
I need to go say some Hail Mary’s and confess my sins. Wait I’m not Catholic. Whew, good because to me a Hail Mary is that pass the quarterback throws in the final seconds of the game. And I’m pretty sure that was the wrong one.
I know, how about I share two cakes I made today? Do you like the Angry Birds? I made a red bird and the black space bird. Both came out cool. Maybe if I share these ice cream cakes with you all you will forgive me. Feel free to eat them. (although I’m pretty sure buckwheatsrisk will wrestle you for them ~~ inside blogger joke)
They look yummy don’t they?
Ok, I have to go do a few other things. I’ll be back later. Thank you for forgiving me. Or at minimum, not turning me into the WordPress Post a Day in 2012 Police.
~~~till we laugh again~~~