Who Would Make Fun of an Elephant?

Duh!! I would!

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Ok, ¬†I love elephants. Don’t worry, I’m not planning on starting a new collection! ¬†Besides, they are way to big for the house.

But I did see a cute elephant joke today and thought I’d share a few to help you laugh for the day. So here we go……

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Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.

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What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
Time to buy a new chair!

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Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

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Why do elephants have trunks?
They’d look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have large feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!

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How do you hunt for elephants?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

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Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

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Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

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What is the same size as an elephant, yet weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow!

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You got to admit, Elephants sure know how to party!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~