We All Need a SuperHero in our Lives

So, what superpower would you want? 

Would you fly?

Would you have invisibility?

Would you want to fight the bad guys and never get hurt?

Would you have x-ray eyes?

(u perv)  😀

Let’s face it, we all would love some great ability.

I just hope most of you would use the power for good vs evil.

(I know how some of you are)

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The other day I got my own personal SuperHero from my sister and nephews.

We will call him…

Super Duckie!!

He is able to float on water!!

Has the ability to never drown no matter how long he is held under water!!

Make other’s jealous of his cape!

(after all we all want a cape)

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So, what other superpowers should Super Duckie have?

What did you want for your Superpower?

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Dumb Ducky Jokes

Quack Quack – Let’s Laugh




 

Thought I’d do something fun and share some Ducky Jokes. 

Shout out to this website who I “borrowed” them from  http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html

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Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

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 Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

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 Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

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 Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

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 Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?

 A:  Quackers and Milk.

LOLLL (one of my favs)

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 Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

 A: A firequacker!

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 Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

 A: A wise quacker!

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 Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

 A: Foul (fowl) weather.

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 Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?

 A: A duck with the hiccups

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Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?

A: Count Duckula

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 Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

 A: To the Ducktor

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Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?

 A: I hope we Quack the case.

 LOL

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 Q: What did the duck say to the banker?

 A: My bill is bigger than yours.

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 Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?

 A: The outside!

LOL

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Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?

A: His Quackpack

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 Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?

 A: Because it was too far to walk.

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 Q: Which animal grows down?

 A: A duck

 booo

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 Customer: How much is that duck?

Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.

Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?

Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird.

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 A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!”

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”

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Ok, hope you liked some of them…

Some were cute and some did cause a grown or two. (ok, maybe three)

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Look Who Went Swimming

So yesterday I showed you my “river” street. Guess who got excited?

He overheard me on the phone telling my mom the story and next thing you know, I felt a Swishhhhhh and out the door ran Pinky the Ducky.

I hung up fast and ran out after him. And what did I see???

Silly duck!

Guess I better lock the doors next time it rains

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~~~till we laugh again~~~