When did I become SPAM?
Check your SPAM, looks like I might be hanging out there today and maybe tomorrow.
I hope I’m at least fried SPAM
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Yep, that is the only word that I can say right now. I am overjoyed, overwhelmed and over the moon on how much love I’m getting from SPAMMERs right now.
Yep. They love me!
Ok, maybe not me, but they love one of my recent posts —> To Comment or Not to Comment ~ That is the Question
Sure it was a pretty popular post, but I just didn’t realize how popular. Now, brace yourself. ……..
Now don’t go getting jealous on me…..
Don’t be a hater….
Ok, I’ll stop teasing you….
Oh, you know you are jealous now!
One even said and I quote “I do not even know the way I finished up here, but I believed this post was once great. I don’t realize who you’re however definitely you are going to a well-known blogger if you happen to aren’t already. Cheers!”
They think I’m awesome! They all think I’m fantastic! Here are some more raves!
Ok, so what that most of them can’t form a full sentence, that many think I have “paintings” or that they think they can help me with my website. They loved me enough to SPAM me. Period. I’m taking it as love.
You know you are even more jealous now that you have read the reviews. Especially if you didn’t have 269 views in the past 3 days. LOL 😉 (for the record, I might be pushing 401 and if I do that math, that means the only real readers I had was….(carry the 1, move the …nevermind, let me get the calculator….)
Yep, I’ve had a total of 132 real views in 3 days. But who cares…
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Now, when one first reads the Title of the Award, you think “Wow, someone really enjoys what I have to say. They think I make the greatest comments!”
But nooooo. This Dodisharkicorn (??) is awarded to your top 5 commenters. Basically the top 5 people who make comments on your blog via your stats.
Then I got to thinking. How did I get such a wonderful award. God knows I hate talking. Then again, I hate reading and I hate writing yet here I am writing a blog, reading other’s blogs and apparently talking to them too. Oh no, another sign that I’m “maturing”.
STOP! the MADNESS! I don’t want to grow up!
Then again, I’m pretty sure most of my comments are pretty smart ass in nature or going for a laugh. My Achilles heel. Always wanting a laugh. And with Mr Pouringmyartout it is easy to do this. He is a fellow smarty pants and let’s face it, a little off his rocker. Don’t believe me? Check him out.
But, being the good sport I am, I’m going to accept his award, accept the fact that I think he suckers me in by engaging in dialog with me trying to outwit me. 😀
So let’s just cut the sarcasm, and head into the homework (why must all these “awards” come with sooooo much homework?) Don’t they realize people wouldn’t panic if they got “nominated” if it didn’t involve so much work?
But I digress…. So here are the rules, which I cut and pasted so I hope he had them right… LOL
Whew, ok, I survived part one of the homework.
Now for part two. Who do I torture?? Hmmm. I’ve already picked on my top commenters in the past so I won’t torture them again.
But I will torture I mean pass along the award to those 5 that commented last….. 😀
My #1 commenter good for a few barbs a week is Pouringmyartout who initially
tortured me bestowed on my this fine award. But he has gotten too much press out of this whole thing already and we can’t have his head sweel anymore than it already is. 😀
Those I’m torturing (if you decide to take the challenge )– blame him… LOL…..
Since this is all in fun, and passing on links for you to check out…Up to you if you want to play. My feelings don’t get hurt. ALthough the Dodisharkicorn might haunt you in your sleep and personally, I wasn’t going to risk it.
Award season is closed for the rest of the month. If I get anymore, I’ll put them in the spare bedroom until I can unbox them. I love the shout outs. But the homework is killing me and my typing fingers hurt. So all the patting myself on the back must be put on hold. Need to rest my arm.
Tomorrow we will tackle…..Hmmm….. not sure yet. But tune in, I’m sure it will be good!
~~~~till we laugh again~~~~
All of us bloggers love to hear from our readers. We check our comments each day hopping we have touched each of you readers in a unique way.
But like most shing dings, there are those “Party Crashers” that like to sneak in and pretend they are with the cool kids.
Our bouncers at the door slide them into a little room called the SPAM room. I go in there once in awhile to see what they have to say. Normally they are peddling their wares and trying to trick my wonderful readers to visit their sites.
But sometimes, the methods they use to trick us with their comments are enough to enjoy and share. So today, I thought I’d share just some of the few I’ve gotten in the past week. Now keep in mind the topic of my blog is humor. Most of the time, I’m pretty sure I’m not too serious… which makes some of their comments even more funny…
Well, as you can see, I’m touching my fans in unique and personal ways. It is so rewarding to know that all the time and energy to be funny is paying off.
PS, for the record, I do like fried Spam.
~~~till we laugh again~~~~