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59 Comeback Woman Can Use on Bad Pickup Lines

59 Comeback Woman Can Use on Bad Pickup Lines




Have you ever had a guy slither up to you with a twinkle in his eye and a bad pickup line rolling off his lips? Did you wish you had a great comeback? Well next time you will be ready with these great responses I found while roaming the internet for you.

Here are 59 Comebacks for those Bad Pickup Lines

Laughing at Everyday lifeMan: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
No, they’re prison pants. And it’s time for me to make my escape.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!
No, I’m Finnish. Finnish with this conversation!

Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I don’t. But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out.

There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I was gonna ask you the same thing!

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.

Why don’t we get drunk and make some bad decisions?
You look like you already are, and you just did.

Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I’m thinking it was history. Which is what you should be right now.

Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!
Yeah. Now watch me disappear.

Is your last name Campbell?
Because you’re Mmm Mmm good!

Your nickname must be Dirt Devil, because tonight you’ll be alone with the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Sorry, no map. So why don’t you just get lost?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Are you from Istanbul? Because you sound like a real turkey.

I just Googled “sexy” and a picture of you came up.
You’ll get the same result if you search for “not interested.”

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away?

Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Laughing at Everyday lifeMan: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you.
Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you.
Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

That’s a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe.

Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
That he be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true.

All those curves and me with no brakes.
So cheesy, and me with no pizza.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you.

I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out!
Did you notice that I’m like a best seller? Currently unavailable.

If you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Thanks, Ronald, but I’ve already talked to enough clowns tonight

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love.
Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don’t.

Man: I’d really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there.

Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

Man: I can give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Actually, it’s you. Because you just crashed and burned.

Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation.

You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?
No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

laughing at everyday lifeMan: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That’s funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?
Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Away from you.

Man: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
Woman: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put “F” and “U” together.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you before GLY

Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can’t, I have a Tempurpedic

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?…They’re both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you’re annoying and difficult.

I hope you found some you liked. Make a man glad he picked you to give his line to

~~~till we laugh again~~~




 

i wonder

I Wonder #2 – What Animals See

Guess it’s time for another “I wonder, thought/question!

This one may not make sense to those of you who do not have and or love animals.  But I do, so here goes….

i wonderWhere we live there are quite a few cow farms, but this particular one has cows/bulls with a big hump on their backs.  I think they are called Brahman, I’m not positive but I think so.

There is a long fenced three sided walk way that these cows walk around, coming to the end is a tree. I have never driven by when there isn’t 6 to 10 cows standing in a circle around this tree.

A month or so ago as we were driving by I noticed that all the cows or bulls where white, except one who was brown.  This must have stayed with me in the back of my mind…  We have five dogs, four different breeds, and sizes.  I have always had animals, but with working and raising kids I have never gotten as close to them as I have these five.  Partly I believe is because I’m here with them 24/7 and you really see them in every situation.

A few days later I’m looking at my dogs who are just being dogs, when the vision of the cows comes to mind and then I wondered???

I have been told several times that animals can’t tell colors, but….. I start to wonder what do they see?   (I’m sure all the racial problems recently are probably in the back of my head about now).  I wonder if they can see at least shades of dark and light?  Then I wonder if the see any differences, any kind of animal, and if they react to it like us crazy humans do?

What do you think, know, or wonder?  Have you ever seen an animal react differently to another of the same species or of color?  Do you think animals have any preferences or prejudice’s?

Aloha

Faye (Tammy’s Mom) 🙂 …

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

 




2016 elections

How to Explain Politics to Your Kids

The 2016 Elections Might Have Your Kids Asking

*** Warning…DO NOT share this with you kids. LOL   Keep Reading and Find Out Why!
2016 electionsA little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future.

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

eye through keyholeSo the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about”.

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”

 

Don’t Forget to Laugh Each and Everyday!!

~~Till Our Next Cute Joke of the Day~~

25 Quotes to Remind You Why Laughter is the Best Medicine!

25 Quotes that Prove Life is Better When You Are Laughing!!

 

Don’t just take my word for it, these 25 folks are just a few of the people that tell us laughter is the best medicine. Check out these quotes on laughter!

 

Quote on LaughingNothing feels as good to me as laughing incredibly hard. Steve Carell

 

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. – Anonymous

 

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. – Michael Pritchard

 

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

 

Be with someone who makes you laugh even when you don’t want to smile – Anonymous

 

Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm

 

laughing scientist

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. William Arthur Ward

 

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. – Bill Nye

 

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, & dreams are forever – Walt Disney

 

You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. – Jay Leno

 

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. – Niels Bohr

 

There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. Amy Poehler

 

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. – Yiddish Proverb

 

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. – Charles Dickens

 

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh. – Raymond Hitchcock

 

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. – Lord Byron

 

Quote on LaughingLife literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. Mel Brooks

 

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. – Mark Twain

 

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. – Alan Alda

 

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

 

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh. – Anonymous

 

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

 

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. – Elsa Maxwell

 

Life is short, laugh while you still have teeth – Anonymous

 

A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin
Finally, Snoopy wants to weigh in…

 

Quote on Laughing

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Life is too Short to be Serious All the Time

Laugh at YourselfYou Should Laugh at Yourself Once a Day

 

There are too many folks that walk around everyday miserable. Every time something happens to them they just are so pissed. I always think…Get over yourself!  LOL

Listen, we all screw up, mess up, F*** Up on a daily basis. The key is to step back and just laugh at yourself.

What folks don’t realize is, if we see you screw up, mess up, or F*** we are laughing at you.

So why not join us?

Listen, life if full of bad stuff, struggles and challenges. Speed bumps, roadblock, and detours are just part of the big life plan.

In order to have less stress in your life you have to learn to laugh it off.

I’m not saying — Don’t Take it Seriously — You must. But that doesn’t mean it has to define your attitude and how you react to it. You pick that, it doesn’t.

So next time you find yourself all tense and serious, find something to laugh at. I promise it will give you the clarity you need to move on.

 

Now, get out there and laugh at someone!!

 

Christmas Lights Gone Wrong

Do You Have This Neighbor?

lots a christmas lights

Everyone loves to look at Christmas Lights. Ok, Maybe not everyone. But I bet you like to still like a good laugh once in a while. Let’s take a look at what a few folks have done…

Some folks have a good sense of humor. They really don’t want to hang the lights but know they need to at least attempt them…

Oops Lights

Little Help…Please

little help

Spiderman Said this way was easier

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We have all experienced the joy of untangling those Christmas Lights. How many of use wish we could just do what this person did?

forget about it

Screw it!

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Some folks at least give it the old college try

No reason

Hey, they at least tried

Lazy Lights

Ok, maybe this one was a college drop out

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Speaking of screw it.

Some folks like being on Santa’s Naughty List

Frisky Deer

Hmm. Maybe we should give them some privacy

Maybe fewer lights

Yes, you can put too many lights on a palm tree

Peeing Santa

Even Santa has to make a pit stop on Christmas Eve

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They say you can’t have enough lights but I think some of these folks can prove the theory wrong

Yes too many lights

Hey, you missed a spot on the right

too many christmas lights

Oh, was I suppose to have a theme?

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Then there are those that only love the blow ups

christmas blow ups

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In the end it is about finding the right balance.

If you are lucky you have that neighbor that does it just right.

Christmas Lights Done right

Then all you have to do is high jack their lights!

Maricopa Ditto House

Have a great Christmas & Holiday Everyone!!!!

Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!

Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke? 

Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!

 

Knock KnockIf you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one!   🙂

I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel

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Crying BabyKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

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DoorbellKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Theodore

Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!

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RibbonsKnock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There

Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

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PirateKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!

(Dang, the cow has a new friend) MooooooCow

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?

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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!

 

~~Till next time~~

 

Penguins Peeing in the Water & Polar Bears are Eating it Up!

14 Random Facts through the Eyes of a Sarcastic Person

 

knowledgeIf you are like me, you love to hear random facts. The best part of reading a random fact for a sarcastic person like me, is the first thought that comes to mind. So I thought I’d share these 14 random facts I found over at thefactsite.com and what popped in my head…. Doesn’t that sound fun?  LOL

 

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

And to think, you thought they were flavored ice cubes

 

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting

Guess polar bears want the penguins to stop making flavored ice cubes

 

TriangleAbout 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year

Who would have thought playing the triangle could be so dangerous

 

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal

Since it didn’t work out I’m shocked they kept using it  (boo..too soon?)

 

There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider

Yep, he carries all his belongings in a bag on the end of a stick

 

poopSmearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling

Ummm, I’m pretty sure I’ll just keep scratching

 

95% of people text things they could never say in person

Like: “yea, your butt does look too big in those pants”

 

You cannot snore and dream at the same time

Explains why I can never seem to finish any of my dreams

 

hot air balloonA sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.

Is it me or does this seem like the beginning to a joke? 

 

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him

Now you would think this would have been the first hint to his future wives

 

Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.

“Bobby, stop stroking the ottoman!”

 

29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.

Ok, I can’t possibly be the only one thinking…”what the heck????” Why???

Maybe it is just easier to camp out and eat your ice cream??

 

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

Might just be easier not to eat the Little Debbies?

laughing

 

Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Thank God none of you have this!!  If you made it this far you have no fear of fun!!!

~~ Till our next laugh together~~~

30 Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh!

A Child’s Laughter Will Make the Strongest Weak

 

kids laughingWe all like to laugh. More fun is helping others laugh! The best type of laugh? One from a child. So here are 30 jokes you can tell to either an adult or a child and hopefully you can have lots of giggles and laughs!

Enjoy!

 

1     Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

       A: A tuba toothpaste.

 

2     Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

      A: Lawsuits!

 

3     Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? 

       A: Take the words out of his mouth!

 

4    Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

      A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

5    Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

      A: Because 7, 8, 9.

 

6   Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

     A: your looking sharp.

 

7   Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

    A: Because it was framed.

 

8   Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? 

   A: Nacho cheese!

 

9   Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

     A: A watch dog.

 

10  Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

      A: A lawn moo-er

 

11   Q: What do elves learn in school?

       A: The elf-abet.

investigator12  Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

      A: Swimming trunks

 

13  Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

      A: A taxi driver

 

14  Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 

      A: He wanted to go to high school.

 

15  Q: How does a dog stop a video? 

      A: He presses the paws button

 

16  Q: What is black ,white and red all over?

      A: A sunburned penguin!

 

17  Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

      A: Squeaky clean!

 

18  Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

      A: Because it had a virus!

 

19  Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

      A: A bulldozer!

 

20  Q: What is the tallest building in the world?

       A: The library! It has the most stories!

 

21  Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? 

      A: To go with the traffic jam!

 

22  Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? 

       A: He was a little hoarse.

 

23  Q: Where do you put barking dogs?

       A: In a barking lot.

 

24  Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

       A: A gummy bear!

porkchop25  Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? 

      A: Porkchop!

 

26  Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

       A: No I deer!

 

27  Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

      A: A baboom!

 

28  Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 

      A: Stuck!

 

29  Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

       A: Frostbite.

 

30  Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

       A: Because of the bark!

 

If you loved what you read or at least most of the time….please do us a favor and share! Let’s help a lot of folks laugh!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Buffets Are Nasty Unless You Like Your Food Sneezed On

Disclaimer: I’m not a fan of Buffets…

But I’m sure the Title gave that away.. LOL

 

The Nasty Buffet

 

The other day I came across this above picture on Pintrest. It was an article on Huffington Post.  I had to laugh as it pretty much sums up my thoughts on most buffets.

I know for many of you, Buffet’s might be the wholly grail of fine dining. After all, who wouldn’t love 8 plates of crab legs? Oh yea, me… I hate seafood remember.   🙂

Some of the longest lines I’ve ever seen are those at a casino’s Buffet. Heck, people will pay $40-$50 for those seafood buffets! That is crazy. Go to a nice restaurant people!  lol

While you may see a buffet and hear the angels sing, I see a buffet and just see food that is an hour or more old, hands picking through it, sneezing, germs. People playing with my food. Cooked with zero seasoning and barely recognizable as the true food it is.  crablegs

Heck, even those crab legs you love so much have you spending hours cracking and digging for little meat and lots of water. No wonder you need to eat 8 plates.  LOL

Now, I will say in defense of Buffets, they are one step up from the grosses thing on earth…PEAS!  Yep, if you recall, I think they are little round balls of puke!

So, what do you think of buffets?  Nasty or Heaven to you?

Have You Started a Pay it Forward Wave Yet? Start at McDonalds

Giving and Getting Can Feel So Good!

 

the waveWe all remember sitting at a sporting event and watching the wave of people standing and flinging their arms created a “wave”. If you have not had the opportunity yet to be part of a modern day wave at McDonalds then you are missing out. This one comes with a big smile and lot of happiness.

 

Like many of you, I run out the door every single day to go earn my keep. Unfortunately the bills do not pay themselves (at least not what I’ve been able to discovery yet).  Occasionally as part of my routine I go through our local McDonald’s for a sausage McMuffin and a drink. Being on a tight budget I allow myself this $2.38 splurge a couple times a week.

 

On more than one occasion I have been part of an amazing trend happening at McDonalds across the world. I’m not sure how big this is in your area or your town but in my little city our citizens that frequent our local McDonalds have loved a Pay it Forward Wave.

 

McDonalds ArchesHere’s how it works. On my most recent trip to the golden arches. I pull into our drive thru and order my normal breakfast splurge. I have a gift card that is burning a hole in my pocket so I’m all prepared for my expensive $2.38 meal. While waiting, I noticed a weird thing going on at the pay window. Every car that stops seems to be having an issue. The kid looks to be explaining stuff to them and it doesn’t look like they are verifying a caramel latte vs an iced coffee. All of a sudden I smile because I have seen this confusion before. Yes, I know exactly what this is as I have experienced this myself a few weeks ago.

 

About a month ago I was making this same routine stop. When I got to the window the teenage clerk just smiled at me and said “You don’t owe anything as the car ahead of you paid for your order.”  I can only imagine my face because I’m sure my look was one of being dumb founded. All I could do was just stare at the 18 year old with a look of confusion and thoughts racing through my head of what am I supposed to do next? So I froze and said, “ah ah… thank you”. Feeling stupid because I really didn’t know what you’re supposed to do next.

 

As I pulled away, I realized I was just part of the magic moment. Yes I was part of a Pay it Forward McDonalds moment. If you’ve ever been part of one you know the feeling I’m talking about. I also knew that if it happened again, I would know what I would do. What I had to do.

 

The neat thing about these Pay if Forward moments is they are totally random. So on this particular trip the other day I could see from the confusion going on in front of me that we might be on another wave and I was not going to be the one that broke that wave. No I was not going to be the person sitting in my seat with my arms crossed, a scowl on my face not wanting to participate in this event. This time I was going to jump out my seat with all the enthusiasm I could muster.

 

Pay it ForwardWhen I got to the window and was told that the car in front of me had paid my $2.38 breakfast I knew what to do this time. First I waved at the car in front of me a thank you (not that I think they saw me but it felt like the right thing to do). Then I asked what the car behind me owed. Now in this situation your worst fear is that it’s a lady with 8 kids in a van. So I looked in my rearview mirror and noticed one person in a car so I felt pretty confident that I was not going to get stuck with a $30 breakfast order. While I was prepared to do my part, my gift card was reminding me that it only had so much on it.

 

She smiled, looked at the next order than with a little look of disappointment told me that it was more than mine as they owed $8.62. But I knew that wasn’t going to end this wave! Not today. I knew I needed to make another person’s day. I knew I was paying it forward!

 

So I pay the $8.62 and slowly start to crawl up to the next window. All the while looking in my rear view mirror hoping that not only do get to make the next person’s day but they will continue the wave and make even more people happy this morning. Sure enough the smiling clerk is trying to explain what happened. I see the finger pointing at my truck and then I see it happen! I see them hand over their credit card. Yes! They were continuing the wave! They were paying it forward too! They were paying for the next car!

 

No I don’t know how many cars we’re in that wave that morning. But I do know that at least from what I could see there were 7 cars for sure. Seven people who started their morning with a big smile because somebody cared about them and then they got to do what made them feel good. They got to pay it forward too. The act of giving feels so good.

 

McDonaldsNow some of you might think the joy over having a $2.38 breakfast paid for seems so minor. But it has nothing to do with the $2.38. It has to do with knowing that there is still joy in the world. Love in the world and people that care. With so much negativity on TV and in our social media it is nice to know there are still people out there who get joy in helping others. No matter how small.
So if you have never experienced the McDonalds Pay it Forward Wave then I challenge you to start one. On your next trip to McDonalds just casually ask the cashier what the car behind you owes.  Then offer to pay for their meal. Don’t have a lot of Money? Then do it at breakfast. Most people are like me getting a sandwich and a drink and many others are just getting a coffee. It isn’t about how much you pay it forward just that you do pay it forward.

 

So go on out and make someone else’s day. I promise it feels good!