Laughing for No Reason ~ Minion Style

Laugh Just Because

Minions Laughing 2

Have you ever been driving down the street and catch something out the corner of your eye that just makes you start laughing for no reason what so ever?  I do…. All the time.

Ever find yourself just smiling for no reason?  I do…All the time.

Life is too short to not find joy in the little things.

When I catch myself laughing for no reason I just start laughing more at how silly and stupid it is that I laugh for no real reason. LOL

Then I realize…It is just the happiness that lies deep within us trying to come out!

Many of these times I don’t think I’m happy or even sad..just there in the moment.

Then BOOM!

Happiness and Laughter sneak out.

(sneaky little laughing buggers they are)

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Enjoy those moments. It is ok to be happy for no reason.

It is ok to laugh for no reason.

Who cares what other think.

The Minions don’t care…so why should we?

Just enjoy the feeling

Laugh for No Reason!!

Minion w Rubber Duck

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Cornfield + Summer in Arizona = This

So, I’m confused… 

Here in Maricopa out by where I live there are quite a few of these Cornfields

So…

I’m driving home and got to thinking…

(scary, I know)

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With Arizona being 110 – 115 degrees and having a dry, hot one of these

Shouldn’t this field look more like this? 

Now that I think about it….There are cows near by so if we use them for this….

Then we are all set!!

Riddle Me This….

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

 

StudyingI love riddles. I love taking on the challenge. However, when doing simple basic riddles, sometimes we can be made to feel that we are NOT smarter than a 5th grader.  LOL

The other day I was doing some riddles with a 12 and 8 year old. I was pretty impressed how well they did. Turns out their dad does them with them. A great idea, get those problem solving skills going early and hone them as they grow. Otherwise they become like us….not smarter than a 5th grader.    😀

Ok, here are a few easy riddles to stretch your riddle muscle… Answers Below…Good Luck! 

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Q 1: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

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Q 2: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

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Q 3: Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?

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Q 4: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

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Q 5: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?

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Ok, Let’s see how you did….

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A 1:  Mary is the 5th daughter

A 2:  Of course it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one)

A 3:  50%

A 4:  A stamp

A 5:  There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

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How did you do?

How many of the 5 did you get right? 

Some Quick Laughs to Brighten You Day

Wanna Laugh?  

Let’s See if Any of These Do the Trick!

Make Me Laugh If you are like me, you love to laugh. I love the quick and funny ones that are so silly you can’t help but laugh. 

Here are a few to help brighten you day….

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Q: What has holes but never spills water?

A: A Sponge

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Q: What does the grape say when smashed?

A: Nothing, just gives a little whine

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Q: “Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? 

A: She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long

A: Then it would be a foot!

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Q: How do you turn soup into gold?

A: Add twenty four carrots

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Q: What type of shoes are made from bananas?

A: Slippers

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Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?

A: I’m sure it was over your head

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?

A: Odor in the court!

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Q: Why are math books always sad?

A: They have way too many problems

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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me kid, and we will go places!

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Hope one or two make you laugh!

Feel free to share some of your favorite jokes! 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Texting Can Be Dangerous

There are many dangers that come with texting an important message..

Let’s take a look…

TextingA man received the following text from his neighbor...

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s  no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

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Shortly afterwards he received the following text…

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“DAMN AUTOCORRECT!  Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”

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Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile!  OH…

An NO Texting and Driving!  

Sunday Funnies – What Were They Thinking?

Sunday Funnies from Pintrest

Week 1

I do not get on Pintrest as much as I should, but I have noticed there is funny stuff to be found on real estate or homes. So if I can, I thought I’d start sharing some of the items I see.

Today’s Funnies all have to do with…

“What were they thinking???”

Sunday Funnies

Thank you Pintrest for allowing us all to share our sense of humor!

Pictures curtesy of Pintrest

Who Wants a Sweaty Soda?

Should I really have to give my Soda a Bath?

Coke Bath
What you can’t see is the coke bubbling sweating through the cup

 

Why is it when I go through a fast food drive through the person working the window always feels the need to hand me over a cup with soda spilling down the sides?

Are they that blind to the soda dripping down the sides? Do they not feel the cold stickiness of the cup?

My personal favorite is when they go to hand it to you, look at it, see it, then pause as to contemplate what to do, then they make the big decision….

YEP, just give it to you as is.

That 10 second delay in cleaning it might just slow down the window count timer and we can’t have our shift leader on our butt.

So today, I brought mine in to the office, then gave it a bath. Oh, my sticky hands too.

I know it is 110 today in Arizona but I don’t need my soda sweating more than I am.

🙂

 

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Is Laughter the Best Medicine?

Laughter is the Best Medicine

 

A friend sent this to my Facebook Page and I wanted to share it with some thoughts.

I 100% believe laughter is the best medicine. 

Don’t believe me, just try to not stay mad or upset after a good laugh.

If you can, it is because you fought hard to bring those feelings back.

Let them go.

After a good laugh, you think more clearly.

The pain hurts much less.

Your pants might be a little wet…but I digress.

Just know that Laughing is the

Best Medicine in the World!!

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Oh…

And if you are laughing for no reason? 

Don’t worry about it. It just means you have a trip coming soon to a nice padded room with lots of bumpers.

Make Me Laugh

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone




Make Me Laugh! 

Make Me Laugh

Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post:  EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE

Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!).  After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!

 

Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!

  • What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
      • Hop in…
  • What did zero say to eight?
      • Nice belt…
  • Why do Sharks swim in salt water?
      • Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!
  • What do you say when you are comforting the grammar police?    
      • There, They’re, Their

 

Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!

 

Thanks!! And keep laughing!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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What Color Have You Dyed Your Hair?

Would You Dye Your Hair Pink?

How About Purple? 

How about both? 

Pink Purple Hair

Not me. I’m not that brave or silly.

This is my sister the artist. She figured what better way to get inspiration?

She did this around Halloween so as a good sister I gave her my witch hat.

Is it me or did this turn out to be an awesome combo?!

Purple hair witch

My Sis the Witch

Then around Christmas when I realized the pink/purple was staying around for a bit,

I was at our local Walgreen’s and found the PERFECT gift for her.

I saw it and just knew the two of them were meant to be pals

Pink Hair and the Unicorn

My Sis & Her Unicorn

Aren’t they a cute pair? Besties forever

or as the kids say: BFF

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So, what odd? different? Inspirational color have you gone with?

Not just the spray and wash out type either.

I want to know a color you Really, Really Committed to like my sister the artist?

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Selfie: Hey…Look at Me!

Your Selfie: 

I’m So Glad You Posted One Today,

We Almost Forgot What You Looked Like

Listen, I’m all good with self-expression and your right to love you like no one could love you but some of you, are out of control. LOL. 

For those of you not familiar with what a “selfie” is..let me show you…

Puppy Selfie

Oh wait, not that one… I meant this one…

Silly Selfie

 

Oh My…

From Wikipedia:

A selfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera or camera phone. Selfies are often associated with social networking

We all have them on our Facebook. Family and Friends who love showing us their travels in the car, their visits to the bathroom….

Friends and Family:  You Know Who You Are

Finger Pointing Selfie

Speaking of which, if you are in the car, I sure hope you are not driving!

The ones in the bathroom are my favorite. Never in a million years would any of us just 5 years ago think taking your picture in the bathroom would be the TOTAL “IN” THING to do! The more you can show the toilet or the sink, the more “street cred” and “Selfie Points” you get!

Bathroom selfie silly

If I wasn’t a PG-13 type blog, I’d go to town on those insisting on doing really, really stupid stuff in their “selfies”. I’d even share a few of the ones that crack me up. First, most are Sooooo Not Sexy. Second, You are Soooo going to regret those one day. Unless of course you are a politician, then you just get more votes.

Taking selfies are so popular, many celebrities are doing it…

Speaking of naked and celebrity, even Geraldo Rivera got in the act

Geraldo Selfie

 

“Too sexy for those under 70”

The “Biebs” loves taking his, especially when he can take off his clothes.

Justin Beiber Selfie

Did you hope I would have picked a naked one?  LOL

Speaking of no clothes, Kim Kardashian made this one famous!  

Kim Kardashian Selfie

“Look at my Baby got Back”!

And you know you have hit it big time when even Meryl Streep and Hilary Clinton are getting into it.

Streep and Clinton Selfie

Overheard: “I’m so posting this on my Facebook Page”… “Me too”

 

So yes, “selfies” are here to stay. Stay in our language, stay in your Facebook feed and stay in our phones.  🙂

So, just for you, I’m giving you one I took of myself…

Im ready for easter

I’m all ready for Easter! 

Sorry folks,  I forgot to go in the bathroom to take the picture. Drats!

So what do you think of selfies? Are you one of those folks that love to post “selfies”

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Should You Make a New Years Resolution?

No

Hmm, maybe that was a little rough. 

Oh surrrrrr, go ahead. Make as many New Year’s Resolutions as you can. Join the rush to be rah rah for 30 days promising yourself you wont do this, or you will do that. But don’t come to us in February acting as if you never promised it.    LOL

to do list for Jan

Let’s face it. Only 1 in a 10,000 people are successful with these things,

unattainable new years

Buttttttttt…..

If you want to take some steps to make your life better in 2014, I’m in! Besides,  why be normal? Why be a statistic? Just be you!  Here is what we should do…

be more awesome

We are flawed, but each day we take one step to laugh a little more, move a little more, eat a little better, laugh even more and be kind to others. If we all do a little each day, think about how far you will be on Dec 31, 2014?

I know in 2014 I plan to swing by and laugh with you a little more than I did in 2013. Ok, stop laughing, I did stop by at least 10 times last year so I have a low bar to hurdle.  LOL.

And to start with a few laughs, how about these resolutions I found at Jokes4us.com:  (with a little tweaking for my mind or bad habits or just to make it more 2014..Or to even be a smart ass..Me?? i know…LOL)

New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!”  (I’ll screw this one up by 12:01 tonight)

Start using Facebook for something other than Candy Crush or Papa Pear  (How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t play Facebook games!!!……….unless they are on my cell phone)  LOL

Try to figure out why you “really” need 5 Facebook accounts. (Not me but I do know someone…LOL)

Resolve to work with neglected children… your own.  (Hopefully they remember who you are)

Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!  (Now, that is funny, Let’s get physical, physical, sing it Olivia!)

You will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line.  (geeks love this one)

You will spend less than five-hour a day on the Internet.  (I see some of you balled up in the corner already sucking your thumb and rocking on this one)

You will spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.  (Once again, I know someone…)

Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again. (And no, you can’t keep blaming Alzheimer’s

You will stop tagging pictures of me in pictures even when I’m not in them   (Seriously, that’s not me, are you blind?)

You will think of a password other than “password” (and yes, stop using 12345 as well!)

im perfect

New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Read less.  (protect you eyes)

Gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising.  (watch the folks on Biggest Loser do it while you eat ice cream)

Waste  time playing Candy Crush and Papa Pear (Oh yes I will!)

Watch more TV. You’ve been missing some good stuff.  Blacklist???  lol

Watch more movie remakes.  (Then pan them compared to the originals)

Start washing your hands after you use the restroom.  (you know who you are)

Procrastinate more.  (I’ll get around to this one)

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. (for the guys)

Drink. Drink some more. (One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila …FLOOR)

Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials .

Start being superstitious.  (Hate to tell you, floor 14 is really 13)

Spend more time at work. (I’m a pro at this one)

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.  (now I just need some lunch money..got 50 cents?)

Take up a new habit: maybe working on this blog more! ( ok, ok, I’ll try!)

crazy

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html (with my additions)

Ok everyone, hope you got at least one laugh!!!  Time to say good bye to 2013 and lets laugh together in 2014!!

happy new year