sneezing food

Sneezing After You Eat – Do You Do It?

You Know You are Full When the Sneezing Begins

 

sneezing foodWhen I wrote Do You Sneeze for Odd Reasons,  I mentioned how I would sneeze after I ate ice cream. Now I sneeze after I eat period.

I’ve sneezed after eating ice cream for quite sometime, then a few years ago I started to sneeze half way into my meal. Not just once mind you, but 5,6,7 times. LOL

Some foods bring it on earlier than others. I read somewhere it was some gene that mutates that normally triggers your sneezing when something gets in your nose and somehow it triggers with your stomach too.

Odd.

The fun part is when I’m at work and grab lunch at my desk. People go, “Tammy must be eating”. Then they laugh.

The hard part is when folks start the “bless you”. Did you know that most folks get irritated saying bless you around the 3 or 4th time?   🙂

I always let them off the hook on the 2nd one saying that one will be good for all of them.

I still don’t know what causes them and I don’t know if they will ever go away. Most of the time it doesn’t bother me. Unless of course I also drank a big glass of water and you can imagine what that and 7 sneezes might cause. (I know what you are thinking, no, I haven’t peed my pants…LOL)

So, do you sneeze when you eat?

You aren’t alone. My post from back then has a lot of folks stopping by to say they are glad they aren’t the only ones. Nope, You are in a special club of not normal sneezers. I wonder if we should have a special badge of honor?

I’d welcome you all!!
~~~till we sneeze, I mean laugh again~~~

 




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Random Jokes to Help You Smile Today

Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Time Out in Your Day and Laugh

 

jokes for the dayMan: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the alley late last night?
One was a salted.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large

What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?
Well, I can clearly see your nuts

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. (boo)

jokes for the day What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. (lol…I love this one)

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Funny one liners

17 Funny One Liners

Sometimes One Line Says it All

 

Funny one liners Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back

I can handle pain until it hurts

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door 

A farmer in a field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.

Funny one linersI find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see

 

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Joke of the Day – The Affair

Just Send a Post Card

 

joke_dayFor two years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, nine months later, he come home to his confused wife. “Honey!”, she said “you received a very strange post card today.”

He said ‘just give it to me and I will explain later’.

She watched as he read the card, turned white and fainted.joke-Day

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti Three with meatballs, two without…send extra sauce

Now That is a Spaghetti Dinner!

 

~~ till we laugh again~~

Are you an In-e or an Out-e?

belly buttonNo, not your belly button silly.

Although, that would have probably made a funnier post.

 

No, I’m talking about ~~ Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

 

Basically introverts get their “energy” by being alone and recharging themselves. Extroverts get their “energy” from others. They get joy and excitement out of being around others.

If given a chance, introverts would prefer to be alone doing what they love (can be anything, reading, TV, computer, gardening, doesn’t matter). While extroverts would prefer to P A R T ~ aaaaa. They love to be around others and the thought of being alone drives them batty.

If there is a party going on, the extroverts love to be the first ones there and the last to leave. Introverts are thinking of every reason to get out of the sill thing. “Cough, cough, I think I feel a cold coming on.”

Extroverts see a crowd of people and start to salivate at the thought of joining them. Introverts hyperventilate at the thought of having to join them.

I am an introvert. However, I will get folks to disagree when I tell them. Why? Shouldn’t it be obvious?

I wish it was. Turns out there are a lot more folks like me. We have learned to succeed in the work place by giving speeches, teaching people, or even getting involved in a conversation or two.

What you don’t see is our internal dialog shouting for us to RUN!  

Sure we can have fun, but in our head we are already looking forward to getting home and turning off all the noise around us.

So, are you an In -e or an Out-e?

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Cute joke of the Day

Cute Joke of the Day – The Genie

Here is your – Cute Joke of the Day 

 

The Genie – Be Careful What You Wish For

 

A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house. The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window.

 

Both the man and his wife walk up to the house, ring the door but no one answers. He opens the door and inside, next to the window he sees a broken vase with his golf ball laying on the floor.

 

Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room, the golfer starts to apologize for breaking his window and the vase.

 

The man inside the house says, “No, don’t apologize, I am a genie and have been stuck in that vase for 10,000 years, you have rescued me and I owe you deeply. For helping me I will grant three wishes. I will give you one, your lovely wife one and I would like to keep one for myself.”

 

Cute joke of the Day

 

He asks the man what he wishes for. The man thought awhile and said, “I wish for a million dollars.”

 

The genie waves his hand and said, “A million dollars, it’s yours, it has been deposited into your bank account.”

 

He asks the wife what is her wish. She says, “I wish for a condominium in Hawaii.”

 

The genie waves his hand and says, “A condominium in Hawaii, it’s yours.” The genie continues, “Now it is my turn.” He thinks for awhile and says, “You know its been 10,000 years since I have had a woman, could I make love to your wife?”

 

The man thinks for a while and says, “Honey, he gave us a million dollars and a condominium in Hawaii, the least you could do is make love to him.”

 

She agrees and they both go to the back bedroom.

 

After making passionate love, the woman says, “I can’t believe that my husband let you do this to me.”

 

The genie says, “And I can’t believe that your husband still believes in genies.”

 

Don’t Forget to Laugh Each and Everyday!!

~~Till Our Next Cute Joke of the Day~~

you got mail

A Message from Beyond

You’ve Got Mail

you got mailA couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he misspelled her name and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

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Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

25 Quotes to Remind You Why Laughter is the Best Medicine!

25 Quotes that Prove Life is Better When You Are Laughing!!

 

Don’t just take my word for it, these 25 folks are just a few of the people that tell us laughter is the best medicine. Check out these quotes on laughter!

 

Quote on LaughingNothing feels as good to me as laughing incredibly hard. Steve Carell

 

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. – Anonymous

 

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. – Michael Pritchard

 

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

 

Be with someone who makes you laugh even when you don’t want to smile – Anonymous

 

Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm

 

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To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. William Arthur Ward

 

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. – Bill Nye

 

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, & dreams are forever – Walt Disney

 

You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. – Jay Leno

 

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. – Niels Bohr

 

There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. Amy Poehler

 

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. – Yiddish Proverb

 

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. – Charles Dickens

 

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh. – Raymond Hitchcock

 

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. – Lord Byron

 

Quote on LaughingLife literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. Mel Brooks

 

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. – Mark Twain

 

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. – Alan Alda

 

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

 

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh. – Anonymous

 

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

 

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. – Elsa Maxwell

 

Life is short, laugh while you still have teeth – Anonymous

 

A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin
Finally, Snoopy wants to weigh in…

 

Quote on Laughing

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Are You As Dumb As This Kid?

Sometimes Things Aren’t What They Seem

kid joke A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

 

That is one smart kid!!kid joke

 

Till we laugh again!

Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!

Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke? 

Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!

 

Knock KnockIf you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one!   🙂

I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel

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Crying BabyKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

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DoorbellKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Theodore

Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!

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RibbonsKnock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There

Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

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PirateKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!

(Dang, the cow has a new friend) MooooooCow

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?

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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!

 

~~Till next time~~

 

30 Jokes to Make Your Kids Laugh!

A Child’s Laughter Will Make the Strongest Weak

 

kids laughingWe all like to laugh. More fun is helping others laugh! The best type of laugh? One from a child. So here are 30 jokes you can tell to either an adult or a child and hopefully you can have lots of giggles and laughs!

Enjoy!

 

1     Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

       A: A tuba toothpaste.

 

2     Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

      A: Lawsuits!

 

3     Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? 

       A: Take the words out of his mouth!

 

4    Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

      A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

5    Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

      A: Because 7, 8, 9.

 

6   Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

     A: your looking sharp.

 

7   Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

    A: Because it was framed.

 

8   Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? 

   A: Nacho cheese!

 

9   Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

     A: A watch dog.

 

10  Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

      A: A lawn moo-er

 

11   Q: What do elves learn in school?

       A: The elf-abet.

investigator12  Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

      A: Swimming trunks

 

13  Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

      A: A taxi driver

 

14  Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 

      A: He wanted to go to high school.

 

15  Q: How does a dog stop a video? 

      A: He presses the paws button

 

16  Q: What is black ,white and red all over?

      A: A sunburned penguin!

 

17  Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

      A: Squeaky clean!

 

18  Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

      A: Because it had a virus!

 

19  Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

      A: A bulldozer!

 

20  Q: What is the tallest building in the world?

       A: The library! It has the most stories!

 

21  Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? 

      A: To go with the traffic jam!

 

22  Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? 

       A: He was a little hoarse.

 

23  Q: Where do you put barking dogs?

       A: In a barking lot.

 

24  Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

       A: A gummy bear!

porkchop25  Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? 

      A: Porkchop!

 

26  Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

       A: No I deer!

 

27  Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

      A: A baboom!

 

28  Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 

      A: Stuck!

 

29  Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

       A: Frostbite.

 

30  Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

       A: Because of the bark!

 

If you loved what you read or at least most of the time….please do us a favor and share! Let’s help a lot of folks laugh!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Wish Me Luck

Time to pack my bags…

packed bags

Ok, I’ve decided to make the jump to a .org site. I’m working on moving it all over….

If all goes well you will see some changes coming soon but I hope to create 2.0 version that I commit to updating on a regular basis. Keep those fingers crossed!    🙂

 

 

crossed fingersDrats! I forgot I can’t cross my fingers!  LOL

 

 

(That is funny if you remember my old post…)