Jokes About Men? Here Are a Few You Can Use
Did you know that one of the most searched types of jokes has to do with men? I just picture a bunch of women blowing up Google just to make fun of the dudes. Is it fair? Of course! There are twice as many jokes making fun of women. LOL
Let’s take a look at 11 Jokes about Men
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.”
Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?”
Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
Men Are Like…… Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he’s concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”
God I love that last one!!!
Well ladies, I hope you had a good laugh. But be careful, I’m all about fair play. Who knows what the next post will have!
~~See You Tomorrow~~
2 thoughts on “11 Jokes About Men”
OMG, I’m crying I’m laughing so hard!!! I just read each one out loud to my husband, and even he had a grin on his face. Thank you for starting off my Saturday so perfectly :).
Glad to contribute to a daily laugh!
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