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Random Jokes to Help You Smile Today

Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Time Out in Your Day and Laugh

 

jokes for the dayMan: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the alley late last night?
One was a salted.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large

What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?
Well, I can clearly see your nuts

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. (boo)

jokes for the day What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. (lol…I love this one)

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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