sneezing food

Sneezing After You Eat – Do You Do It?

You Know You are Full When the Sneezing Begins

 

sneezing foodWhen I wrote Do You Sneeze for Odd Reasons,  I mentioned how I would sneeze after I ate ice cream. Now I sneeze after I eat period.

I’ve sneezed after eating ice cream for quite sometime, then a few years ago I started to sneeze half way into my meal. Not just once mind you, but 5,6,7 times. LOL

Some foods bring it on earlier than others. I read somewhere it was some gene that mutates that normally triggers your sneezing when something gets in your nose and somehow it triggers with your stomach too.

Odd.

The fun part is when I’m at work and grab lunch at my desk. People go, “Tammy must be eating”. Then they laugh.

The hard part is when folks start the “bless you”. Did you know that most folks get irritated saying bless you around the 3 or 4th time?   🙂

I always let them off the hook on the 2nd one saying that one will be good for all of them.

I still don’t know what causes them and I don’t know if they will ever go away. Most of the time it doesn’t bother me. Unless of course I also drank a big glass of water and you can imagine what that and 7 sneezes might cause. (I know what you are thinking, no, I haven’t peed my pants…LOL)

So, do you sneeze when you eat?

You aren’t alone. My post from back then has a lot of folks stopping by to say they are glad they aren’t the only ones. Nope, You are in a special club of not normal sneezers. I wonder if we should have a special badge of honor?

I’d welcome you all!!
~~~till we sneeze, I mean laugh again~~~

 




21 Fun Science Facts to Look Smart

Look Like a Brainiac With These Fun Science Facts

microphoneWe all like to look like a smart person. So next time you are trying to impress your friends, drop some of these Science Bombs and drop the mike. Walk away with them wondering when did you get so smart!

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in Dynamite (Who knew they were so explosive?)

The Dead Sea is so dense with salt, you can easily float on it without drowning (Lay out there with some tequila and lime)

A dogs heart beats 40 times a minute faster than yours (And you just thought they were glad to see ya)

The hottest planet in the solar system is Venus. It can get up to 864 degrees (I’ll stop complaining about my weather here in Arizona now)

There is enough energy in one bolt of lightning to power a home for two weeks. (funny, when it hit my house we lost power)

When baby giraffes are born, they drop six feet to the ground and land on their heads (Guess they aren’t like cats and flip around)giraffe

The shark has to keep moving to stay alive (unless they are eating you)

The penguin is the only bird who can swim but cannot fly (I wonder if they get jealous of the other birds)

When Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857, he had his name printed on each sheet (There are cleaner ways to give an autograph)

There is enough gold in the Earths crust to cover the entire land surface knee deep (So does quick sand get you there faster?)

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket (Everyone knows you freeze your chocolate not melt it)

The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times each year (That is 11,506 times a day!)

In your lifetime your body will produce more than 25,000 quarts of saliva (Ok, this one is just gross to think about)

If you stretch a Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long (Yes, but then it can’t go down your stairs anymore)

Did you know that African Elephants stay on their feet for 30 – 40 years? (I hope they have comfortable shoes)

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Elephants also are the only land animal that can’t jump (Probably from all that standing)

A Zebra is actually white with black stripes (They didn’t have any other color paint)

Studies show that right handed people tend to scratch with their left hand (I knew deep down they wanted to be a lefty)

55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year (I knew those broaches were dangerous!)

The rings of Saturn are made of ice chunks, some as small as an ice cube and some are as big as a house! (I’m still picturing a world where an ice cube and a house are floating in the air side by side)

sleepThe average person falls asleep in 7 minutes (Rut ro, some of you never made it this far!)

 

Now, don’t you just feel so much smarter all ready?

 

Now go wow your friends and family!!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 




Who’s Not Afraid of the Devil?

Fear No Evil

 

funny storyOne bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of MyTown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, amidst an explosion of fire, Satan appears!

Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy is in his presence.

This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, “Hey, don’t you know who I am?”

The man says, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan says, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man says, “Nope, sure ain’t.”

Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”

“Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years, how bad could you be?”

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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laugh today

Random Jokes to Help You Smile Today

Sometimes You Just Have to Take a Time Out in Your Day and Laugh

 

jokes for the dayMan: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the alley late last night?
One was a salted.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large

What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man?
Well, I can clearly see your nuts

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. (boo)

jokes for the day What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. (lol…I love this one)

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Funny one liners

17 Funny One Liners

Sometimes One Line Says it All

 

Funny one liners Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back

I can handle pain until it hurts

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door 

A farmer in a field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.

Funny one linersI find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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