Let’s test your knowledge shall we?

How many of these can you guess?

 

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What did the ghost say to the wall?

Hey, sorry just passing thru.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

What do you call two pears?

A Pair

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

What do you call a bear without an ear?

B.

Which type of bees produce milk?

Boo Bees

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

Taking a bite and finding half of a worm in the apple!

What do you call fake pasta

Impasta

What do you call a cow that twitches

Beef Jerky

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

Cat-astrophe

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us

 

Hope you got a laugh or two!

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~