Knock Knock…Who’s There? – A Bunch of Knock Knock Jokes of Course!

Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke? 

Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!

 

Knock KnockIf you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one!   🙂

I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel

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Crying BabyKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me

 

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

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DoorbellKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Theodore

Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!

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RibbonsKnock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There

Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

 

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PirateKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!

(Dang, the cow has a new friend) MooooooCow

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?

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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!

 

~~Till next time~~

 

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