Who doesn’t love a good Knock Knock Joke?
Well, anyone who has met the Interrupting Cow of course!
If you are a seasoned knock knock joke person you totally go that one! 🙂
I thought what better way to enjoy a Sunday then with some fun, light hearted knock knock jokes? So let’s jump in and have a few giggles shall we?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
Yes, I love cashews..Thanks!
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Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!
(Dang, the cow has a new friend) Moooooo
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly knock knock jokes?
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Nope! I’m out of here! Hope you enjoyed some cute laughs!!
~~Till next time~~
Nothing like a good knock knock joke LOL :).
Especially if it is clever