Ok, It is Wednesday and for most of you the week already feels like it is gone on wayyyyyyyy to long.

So with that, how about some more cute kid jokes?

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Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
She ran away from the ball.
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A bologna sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here”.
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Where you left it!
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*Three pieces of string walk into the bar, but the bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” Angrily they leave, but outside, one of the strings has an idea. They twist together and tie themselves and reenter the bar.
“Hey,” says the bartender. “Aren’t you those pieces of string?”
“No, I’m afraid not (a frayed knot).”
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When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar
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What do you call a cow with no arms or legs?
Ground beef
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A man walks into a bar and says…
oww!! (lol, get it?)
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What do you call a hundred rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare-line
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The Olympic organizers have just announced that origami will be included in the 2016 games.
It will only be available on “paper view”.
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
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Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese!
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My personal favorite of the bunch….

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!
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Hope you liked a couple of them….

Maybe tomorrow I’ll tell you about my night with a murderer….

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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