1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who make you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I MUST be involved in

4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby

6. When you are confused, I will use little words to help you understand

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again, I don’t want whatever you have…

8. WHen you fall, I’ll pick you up and dust you off after I laugh my ass off! 

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You know you want to be my friend  

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(I found these words a long a long time ago. They were posted on my wall. I thought I’d share them)

~~~till we laugh again~~~