Waiting….and Waiting….and Waiting to Pee

I hate having “windows” of time for a call or appointment.

Don’t you?

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It seems like I’m always last.

Yet I get to get up early and wait. Then I get to wait some more.

And if I’m really lucky, I get to wait some more.

But you know what is the worse part of the wait?

Is when you gotta pee

Yep, by far, the worse.

Because you know deep in your heart,

that the minute you sit down that phone will ring.

So you wait some more.

And then it only get’s worse.

So you decide you can get in and out and do it in less than 60 seconds.

Surely that phone will not ring or if it does,

in 60 seconds you can pick it up by the 3 rd ring.

No problem.

And since by now you really have to go or you will be sitting in a puddle

You take that chance.

Then ….

It happens.

Not only is the phone ringing but it gets even worse

Yep, the stream keeps a coming if you know what I mean.

Quickly you analyze that if you do pick up, two things will happen

1. They will hear that bathroom echo that always gives you away &

2. Niagara Falls in the background will link to the echo and …

Busted!!

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Well,  it really is their fault.

Did they really think I could hold it for the whole 4 hour window?

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

0 thoughts on “Waiting….and Waiting….and Waiting to Pee

  1. LizEccentric7

    This is so true. Every single time I am waiting in line at the grocery store or in an important appointment, I always have to go to the bathroom. I am always last in line.

    Cannot stand scheduled amounts of time. I do not have the patience for it!

  2. diannegray

    This happened to me in a car driving on a very long, lonely highway. I kept seeing ‘mirages’ of toilets on the side of the road. Eventually I stopped at one and it was the best tree I’d ever seen!

  3. pouringmyartout

    This is so funny that from now on, I am going to run the faucet in my sink into a cup of water every time I am on the phone just so it sounds like I am peeing. Maybe I will even make grunting sounds and drop an icecube in the cup, just to mix things up a little.

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