Knock Knock…

I have actually been away from my laptop the past few days and you didn’t even know it… LOL

Tomorrow I should be back to normal. But meanwhile, I pre did my posts the past few days (and this one).

Have you ever tried to bang out three posts when you normally do them all off the cuff? It’s hard.

Today, I’m not going to lie, I took the easy way out. I found some cute knock knock jokes that are bound to get at least one smile out of you!   😀

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!

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Ok, back to normal tomorrow  (or at least as normal as I get)   😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

24 thoughts on “Knock Knock…

      1. Christine.

        They’re very underestimated. My favourite is …Knock knock…who’s there?….Banana. Banana who? KN KN Who’s there? Banana. Banana Who? KN KN. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana.’ …No? Just me then…:)

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