We all need a Dum Dum in our life.
Two Dum Dums lock their keys in the car. One of the Dum Dums tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first dum dum says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other dum dum replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down”.
Q: How do you keep a Dum Dum busy for hours?
A: Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why did the dum dum get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing all the W’s away.
Looks like our Dum Dum was having a tough year
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March – Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”
April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August – Got locked out of car in rain storm…..car swamped, because top was down.
September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and Dum Dum weighs 108!!!
December – Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Poor Dum Dum
A Dum Dum walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked, “What happened to your ear?” The Dum Dum replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, “Well, what happened to the other ear?”
“The sucker called again!”
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed Dum Dum out of a tree?
A. Wave at him!
Ok, I’ll stop. I’m sure one of these made you laugh!
I personally liked the last one!
Have a great weekend and remember, if you don’t know a Dum Dum….
It might be you!
~~~till we laugh again~~~