Waiting….and Waiting….and Waiting to Pee

I hate having “windows” of time for a call or appointment.

Don’t you?


It seems like I’m always last.

Yet I get to get up early and wait. Then I get to wait some more.

And if I’m really lucky, I get to wait some more.

But you know what is the worse part of the wait?

Is when you gotta pee

Yep, by far, the worse.

Because you know deep in your heart,

that the minute you sit down that phone will ring.

So you wait some more.

And then it only get’s worse.

So you decide you can get in and out and do it in less than 60 seconds.

Surely that phone will not ring or if it does,

in 60 seconds you can pick it up by the 3 rd ring.

No problem.

And since by now you really have to go or you will be sitting in a puddle

You take that chance.

Then ….

It happens.

Not only is the phone ringing but it gets even worse

Yep, the stream keeps a coming if you know what I mean.

Quickly you analyze that if you do pick up, two things will happen

1. They will hear that bathroom echo that always gives you away &

2. Niagara Falls in the background will link to the echo and …



Well,  it really is their fault.

Did they really think I could hold it for the whole 4 hour window?



~~~till we laugh again~~~