Quack Quack – Let’s Laugh
Thought I’d do something fun and share some Ducky Jokes.
Shout out to this website who I “borrowed” them from http://lemontheduck.com/id10.html
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Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
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Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
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Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
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Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
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Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
LOLLL (one of my favs)
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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
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Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
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Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
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Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
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Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
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Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
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Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack the case.
LOL
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Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.
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Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
LOL
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Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
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Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
A: Because it was too far to walk.
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Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck
booo
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Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.
Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?
Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird.
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A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!”
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”
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Ok, hope you liked some of them…
Some were cute and some did cause a grown or two. (ok, maybe three)
~~~till we laugh again~~~
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