Who Would Make Fun of an Elephant?

Duh!! I would!

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Ok,  I love elephants. Don’t worry, I’m not planning on starting a new collection!  Besides, they are way to big for the house.

But I did see a cute elephant joke today and thought I’d share a few to help you laugh for the day. So here we go……

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Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.

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What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
Time to buy a new chair!

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Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

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Why do elephants have trunks?
They’d look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have large feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!

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How do you hunt for elephants?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

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Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

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Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

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What is the same size as an elephant, yet weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow!

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You got to admit, Elephants sure know how to party!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

16 thoughts on “Who Would Make Fun of an Elephant?

  1. pouringmyartout

    Okay, those partying elephants are fake. They are in the Disneyland jungle cruise ride. You didn’t think we would notice, did you? And elephants take their tennis shoes off when they go swimming. They are not stupid. And as for hunting elephants, which is prohibited by international law, you hide in a bush with a bag of smelly ripe peanuts, because elephants rely on smell more than sight, and the noise that peanuts make is not easy to reproduce with human vocal chords. Glad I could set the record straight.

  2. benzeknees

    OK, I love elephants. I have a collection of them in all kinds of different material – wood, glass, alabaster, brass, porcelain. All my elephants trunks point east to ensure I have good luck. The reason I admire elephants is because they are a matriarchal society which works like a family. And they are beautiful!

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