He’s an Adventurous One

I debated what I was going to write today. I know I have been doing some cheap fun laughs this week. No major life issues trying to find some laughter in. Yes, there have been some life issues, but isn’t that called daily life?

Sometimes I think we just need silly stuff to make us laugh. To be that kid at heart that just finds laughs in stupid things. I’m good at finding laughter in stupid things. Just ask my family.  LOL.

I do have a few posts I’m going to do next week on some more serious stuff, but hell, why ruin a silly week by going all serious? So I will be silly today.

As you know, I’m collecting some new friends. Yesterday I said I would introduce you to him. I’m still deciding what to name him. But for now I’ll call him Duckie.

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Here is Duckie ~ He’s Hot!

Hot Pink that is.

Now, I discovered that Duckie is pretty adventurous.

On his first day home look at all the stuff he got himself into around the house.

He heard the dogs get treats when I get home, he couldn’t wait for his.


They were a little dry so then he needed some water.


He thought he’d hang out with the other birds

Then he got lost in time.


Silly duck doesn’t know popcorn isn’t good for him.


Hanging out with his new friends having a Coke


Whoops, looks like he found his way to the Pink Truck.

(Least he could do is wash the windows for me). 

Rut Ro..I think he is going to hitch a ride!

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Somehow I think we haven’t seen the end of Duckie’s adventures

To be continued….

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Have a great weekend everyone!

See you tomorrow for the Sunday Funnies!

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~~till we laugh again~~

Caution…Extreme Heat Makes You Loopy

Ok, I think I have been in the heat too long today. Yes, I think the 116 degrees is making me a little wacky. I’m use to being cooped up in my store where it is at least 80. To make things worse, I was changing door locks in a house with no air. So inside must have been like 142 or something. You know the hot where sweat is dripping down you and you are getting stickier and stinkier by the minute.

Aren’t you glad I’m sharing this salty tasting moment with you?

When I finished, I was ready for a nap. But I’ve discovered in my life that napping while driving is a bad thing to do. Damn other drivers just don’t understand why you are weaving in their lane.

I even stopped at my favorite place in the world….QT (Quick Trip – the best gas station in the world) to get me a tea. OMG, it was good. Problem is, it went from cool to hot in a matter of minutes.

Needless to say, I have only an hour or so to do my daily post. So this is what you get. My sweaty, hot adventure for the day. Tomorrow, I have a new friend to introduce you too. And he is very adventurous. I think you will love him.

As for the locks? That was fun. I was teaching my niece how to change them. She was a quick learner. Yep, that means she made the same silly mistakes I did right after we learned not to put them in upside down. I’m telling you, it’s the heat. It makes you do stupid things even when you know better.

But I was proud of her. Always love having a new person to torture with knowledge.

I’m just rattling now. I’m still hot, brain is still fried and if left alone with the keyboard too long, I might just tell you every waking moment of my day.

Although I did have a great dinner with my family for my nephew’s 15th birthday which is tomorrow. Boy were we all stuffed. I’m pretty sure the Molton Cakes did us all in. So, see, I’m still rattling. I’ll just end with this….

 

Kyan!

Love ya

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Ok, tomorrow I’ll be funnier. My brain cells should be back to normal after some sleep and air conditioning.     😀

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Who Would Make Fun of an Elephant?

Duh!! I would!

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Ok,  I love elephants. Don’t worry, I’m not planning on starting a new collection!  Besides, they are way to big for the house.

But I did see a cute elephant joke today and thought I’d share a few to help you laugh for the day. So here we go……

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Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.

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What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
Time to buy a new chair!

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Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

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Why do elephants have trunks?
They’d look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have large feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks!

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How do you hunt for elephants?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

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Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

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Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

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What is the same size as an elephant, yet weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow!

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You got to admit, Elephants sure know how to party!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Do You Find Farting Funny?

So, are you one of those people who thinks farting is funny? 

I have never understood the fascination of people farting. Sure a fart can feel good sometimes

(oh, don’t act like it hasn’t happened at least once).

Especially if it releases pressure in your stomach from too much air built up.

But to just do it to make people laugh?

Yea, doesn’t grab me. But men, yes you, you just think this is the funniest thing in the world.

Maybe it is the inner child in you.

Gosh knows how much kids find it funny

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But seriously….

While the sound might be funny, the smell sure isn’t.

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Now, I will admit, I’m guilty of these farts all the time….

Yes, I have brain farts all day. 

But they aren’t as funny. I know.

Ok, sometimes they are. Depends on what I brain fart on.  LOL

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And definitely beware of anyone that asks you to pull their finger. 

(everyone has someone in their family that does this)

You might regret the “present” you get

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`Ok, maybe it is funny when you witness this.  

I bet she thought she would make it out before the evidence gave her away

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But I do want to give out a public service notice to some of you.

 

Just because you don’t hear it, doesn’t mean no one else can. 

LOL

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And finally, beware…

Sometimes a fart, it more than a fart

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Sunday Funnies ~ Edition 8

Sunday Funnies Time!

Where I bring you pictures I came across on Facebook or Google through my weekly travels.

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You know who you are

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This curb was just so clever

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More amazing graffiti

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Last graffiti one.. some cool stuff people do

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Time to pick on the stupid people

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How fun would this be?

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This one just cracked me up

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Such a skerdy kat!

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Not sure why they call me ButtFace

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Guess he shouldn’t have been playing with them

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Ok, time for my favorite of the week

Don’t be drinking milk cuz it will hurt coming out

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Cracks me up!!!!!!!

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Have a great Sunday everyone!!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

A Public Service Announcement

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Why is it when we are young we can’t wait to be older and when we are older we wish we were younger?

Children see growing older as a way to “Do whatever they want” “Whenever they want” “However they want”

Little do they know the “trap”

“Do whatever you want” becomes “Do whatever your boss or spouse (or both) wants”

“Whenever you want” becomes “Whenever you aren’t working or doing other things you don’t want to do but have to do”

and

“However you want” becomes “The way the law, the government, your some other authority you didn’t realize existed as a kid wants”

So kids………….

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It’s a trap!!!!!!!!! Run while you can!  

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Mom and Dad’s rules really aren’t that bad. They feed you, they provide a roof. They pay the bills for you. Trust me, there are no 2-3 month summer vacations when you grow up. Just lots of responsibility.

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Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

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This is a public service announcement for the prevention of wishing to grow up too fast. 

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Now get out there and play in the dirt! 

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

The Pope Kept Staring at Us!

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Isn’t this a little creepy?

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You have probably noticed that I do not speak of religion or politics. Why start an unnecessary fight on a humor page?  (unless I’m just picking on you)

But last night, the Pope invaded my meal. And to be honest, it was a little odd.

Have you ever been to a Buca di Peppo’s? It’s a family style restaurant that has all kinds of odd stuff going on. It’s pretty neat in an odd kind of way.

We were there for a business meeting and requested a private room. They put us in a semi private area called the “Pope” Room.

The Pope was all over the walls in this little room. But the freakiest part was a giant bust of him on the middle of the lazy Susan used to the pass food around.  So no matter how many times you moved his face away, he just kept coming back to give you his creepy smile.

Each time a person would show up, we spun him to face them. Those that were late, had no idea why the rest of us kept giggling.

I’m not saying the Pope is a good or bad guy. But do you really need him staring at you while you eat? I vote no. But I can honestly say, I wouldn’t be a fan of anyone’s head on a platter staring at me while I ate.

Oh! And don’t even get me going on the naked women and kids (cherubs) on the walls. I almost took a picture of one in the bathrooms that really made me wonder what was wrong with these people. (I’m kicking myself for not doing it but I couldn’t decide if the humor I would give it would go over as I had it in my head, so best to “step away” from the picture and keep a moving).

So if you are ever wanting an old white guy to stare at you while you eat, head over to a Buca di Peppo’s and enjoy!

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PS. No Pope’s were hurt during the making of this post.

PSS. And if you are catholic, sorry for picking on your Pontiff, but he started it. 

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Looky What The Queen of She-Hermits Let Me Borrow!

Look what one of my favorite Bloggers, Dotty Headbanger. is letting me borrow!!!

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Yep, her prized Rubber Duckies!!

She Lubs Me!

Here is what she said…

Dear Brick, (she calls me brick – long story)

Because I love you very, very much, my Chief of my Collected Americans who brings me ice cream every day, I’ll let you borrow my pet ducks if you want to (I don’t know how to put pictures in a post). They’re called Mucky Ducky & Fucky Ducky and they live on my sidebar. :-)  

She so funny! 

I just hope I don’t hurt them in any way. Those two ducks look like they might be a little wild. I may have to get them a private room. Keep them away from the rubber duckies.  Then again, I wonder how fast rubber duckies breed? I might have a huge collection before I know it. Hmmm

So in Honor of my Favorite She-Hermit, I’m going to name one of my Rubber Duckies after her. Yep, my Queen Ducky will for now on be known as my Little Headbanger!

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LITTLE HEADBANGER

Little Headbanger

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Don’t forget to visit her at … http://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/ .

thanks again My Favorite She-Hermit!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

Should I Start a Rubber Ducky Collection?

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Isn’t my new friend cool?

I love my new friend. 

I’ve written in the past about my love of Rubber Duckies.

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What is it about a rubber ducky?

Now I have like four rubber duckies. Hmm I wonder if this fascination started before or after that unfortunate incident…

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My Little Orphaned Rubber Ducky ~ I Didn’t Mean to Do it!

(seriously, if you want one of my best stories, you have to click above and read this, my all time favorite story of my life and totally true)

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After writing that, some didn’t believe me so I had to show the proof…

Proof of the Orphaned Rubber Ducky

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Hmm, I’m thinking the fascination definitely started when that first rubber ducky showed up in my life.

I’m thinking I might start collecting them. The more Non~Normal the better I think. Maybe even from around the world.  Hmmmm

Watcha think? Should I?  Even better, I could have them secretly show up on my door step like the other one..

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I’m telling you, go read the middle one.. you will laugh your ass off at me.

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Yea, I definitely need to start collecting my some Non~Normal Rubber Ducks!

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~~~till we laugh again~~~