What is with These Women!

First off, the Not Normal and Proud of It! Club is coming along great. A few new members and even a few new ideas. (like a rock climbing wall).

But for now, I must rant for a moment. It drives me up a freaking wall (and not this new rock climbing wall either).

I might get a little graphic for the moment, but it is necessary in my mind. This is how it sounds in my head.

Why is it when I go in a public restroom,

women are pissing all over the toilet seat?  Seriously!

I expect dudes to do this, but women? 

If you are going to squat, at least hit the big hole!  And if you do miss? Guess what, toilet paper will wipe that dang seat!

Do not leave it for the next person to find and deal with.

I have gone in our local casino that has 10 stalls and literally walked all 10 to find this very picture.

I was at restaurant the other night and all 3 stalls had this. Give me a break!

People can be so rude and disgusting.

There are only 4 things that tick me off. Otherwise I’m pretty easy-going.

A) Lying to me

B) Disrespecting me (especially when I haven’t disrespected you)

C) Guys with pants down and their asses hanging out (see B – above)



Ok, I feel better now.

And if you are one of these people (which I doubt you will admit) (just kidding, my readers would never do this… I think..lol)

Please, please wipe up your yellow stream, I want nothing to do with it. Hell, I’ll even flush for you, but don’t make me wipe your bodily fluids up for you!


How do you feel about this? Does this drive you batty as well?

I now return you to our normal fun loving me….  😀

~~~till we laugh again~~~


0 thoughts on “What is with These Women!

  1. photosfromtheloonybin

    I’m with you on this one too! I shake my head every time I have to pass by 5 filthy stalls before I find a clean one because I can’t believe that women can be such disgusting pigs!! Ok, I feel better now too 🙂

  2. crubin

    I hear you. I posted an entry a while back on my travails of having to clean a fast-food restaurant when I was in grad school. The bathrooms were a horror. Talk about building character. People–please wipe up after yourselves!

  3. John Holton

    Sounds like they need to start hanging signs in the bathroom, “Remember, someone follows you.” Reminds me of a poem:

    If you sprinkle
    When you tinkle,
    Please be neat
    And wipe the seat!

    A friend of mine visited Singapore and said that there are some people there who are used to a squat toilet, so they put their feet on the seat and squat when confronted with a western toilet. But I don’t think that’s the case here.

  4. terry1954

    i hate public restrooms in the beginning. u don’t know what disease has just been left for you to pick up. i have also been to restrooms where each stall is pee filled and pee on the seat, and if it is a real busy day, and i look hard enough i may even find some brown bombers floating in a few of them. lol

  5. Madame Weebles

    I rant about this on a regular basis at work because apparently many of my female colleagues are pigs. What is wrong with these women? Do they do this at home? What makes them think that this is an acceptable thing to do? And what do *they* do when *they* encounter a peed-on toilet seat? Does it even register with them? I don’t get it.

  6. robincoyle

    What is up with not flushing the toilet too. Or making sure that what ever nasty business they have done goes down. Ok, even worse – not washing their hands after using the John. Ugh. Makes one want to “hold it” rather than using a public toilet.

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