For My Non~Normal Partners in Crime

Ok, I let my day get away from me again. And here I sit with an hour to get my daily post in. So forgive me that I will be brief.

As part of joining our new club Not Normal and Proud of It! Club, you will not be getting a toaster but you will be receiving this cool hat!

Aren’t you excited? 


And tomorrow’s Sunday Funnies will bring my non~normal theme to a close….

Ok, not forever, but for a wee bit…

Try and not cry that it is almost over.

But we will be having a BBQ Picnic at the fort!


~~~till we laugh again~~~

What is with These Women!

First off, the Not Normal and Proud of It! Club is coming along great. A few new members and even a few new ideas. (like a rock climbing wall).

But for now, I must rant for a moment. It drives me up a freaking wall (and not this new rock climbing wall either).

I might get a little graphic for the moment, but it is necessary in my mind. This is how it sounds in my head.

Why is it when I go in a public restroom,

women are pissing all over the toilet seat?  Seriously!

I expect dudes to do this, but women? 

If you are going to squat, at least hit the big hole!  And if you do miss? Guess what, toilet paper will wipe that dang seat!

Do not leave it for the next person to find and deal with.

I have gone in our local casino that has 10 stalls and literally walked all 10 to find this very picture.

I was at restaurant the other night and all 3 stalls had this. Give me a break!

People can be so rude and disgusting.

There are only 4 things that tick me off. Otherwise I’m pretty easy-going.

A) Lying to me

B) Disrespecting me (especially when I haven’t disrespected you)

C) Guys with pants down and their asses hanging out (see B – above)



Ok, I feel better now.

And if you are one of these people (which I doubt you will admit) (just kidding, my readers would never do this… I

Please, please wipe up your yellow stream, I want nothing to do with it. Hell, I’ll even flush for you, but don’t make me wipe your bodily fluids up for you!


How do you feel about this? Does this drive you batty as well?

I now return you to our normal fun loving me….  😀

~~~till we laugh again~~~


No Normal People Allowed!

Wow, who would have thought after yesterday’s post I would have so many people banging down the door to join my club of non normal people? 

We are a unique group. After all, normal is soooooo boring.

Us non normal people relish in our qualities that make us stand out from others.

We laugh things most people don’t, and usually at all the wrong moments too.  And, if you are like me, it doesn’t bother you at all.

We also tend to think other people take life way to seriously. Now, I’m not saying we aren’t serious, but jeez louise, some of you are serious about stuff that really doesn’t make a difference.

So, for all of you that want to join our Not Normal and Proud of It! Club… Here is the Fort that I’ve built us.

Feel free to visit anytime you need to hide from these “normal” people who try so hard to ruin your day.

So far in our club we have….

Wow, that’s a good start!

For those of you wanting to get in….raise your hands….higherrrrrrrr, HIGHERRRRRR

tsk tsk, I can see you through the screen. Some of you didn’t do it.

Oh heck, the more crazy and weird you are the better!  

So sing down the halls, skip across the yard, laugh at your neighbors butt crack as they pick up their Sunday paper. Whatever you do that makes you odd, shout it from the rooftops!

Just sign up by clicking Like and feel free to leave a comment on why you should be included or what you would bring to our club!

~~~~till we laugh again~~~~

Ok, Just a Few Quickies for You

Not going to lie. Today will be a quickie.

I can’t break my post a day and I’ve been too busy working on setting up my laptop so I can get life back to normal in the next day hopefully.

So for tonight, you get a few of quickies. These were some recent items my fellow Facebook folks had posted and I thought were cute and wanted to share…..

Proud not to be Normal!

See, here is proof

Some of you belong in my club more than others! Just saying…


Ok, off to keep working on my laptop. ….

Hope you like being in my “club”

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Nooooooooo! Not Her Toooooo!!!

First, I’m not taking about my laptop. That is still waiting for its surgery which was postponed until tomorrow.

I’m talking about something just as devastating. (ok, not really, but it still stings)

Now, before you keep reading, I suppose I’m suppose to be nice and tell you SPOILER ALERT…..

Oh, I guess you need to know what I’m spoiling don’t you?

No silly, not the milk….  Geeshh, some of you…. I’m telling you….  😉

No, my spoiler alert is for DWTS…. or Dancing With the Stars for you rookies.

First I lost my Skyler on American Idol and now this…. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Not my Maria!!!!!!!!!!!!!   I love her.   sniffle sniffle…..

She not only dances great, but I love her personality. And that laugh, too funny.

But it’s my fault. I know it is. Yep, I’m a non-voter. I’m so sorry Maria Menounos. I failed you.

At least Kim won Survivor, so I’m at least 1 out of 3 for the ones I feel really should win. Oh wait, Amazing Race the right couple won. As for the Voice, yea, I was bummed Juliet didn’t win. Hmm, maybe I’m having a worse week than I thought. If Arseno wins next week’s Apprentice I may just have to give up on Reality shows. The more I think about it, the wrong person won Biggest Loser too (Dang Jeremy).

Maybe it’s not me. Maybe the Reality world is upside down.

Ok, I’m tired and Reality Show rambling…. so I best end this torture for you all.

I’m off to ball myself up in the corner and suck my thumb.


~~~till we laugh again~~~


My Baby is Sick and Need Surgery…

My baby is sick and she’s not getting any better.  I feel so bad and frustrated that I can not kiss her and make things like they use to be.

I haven’t been able to play with her for a few days now. I’ve tried everything, but she just isn’t responding like normal.

I found out it is actually worse than I originally thought. Looks like traditional remedies will not work. I had to bring in a specialist today.

Turns out the specialist feels surgery is the only solution. Removing the infected organ is our only chance of survival.

I asked, “After the surgery, will she be as good as new?

He assures me she will.

We’ve scheduled it for tomorrow evening. Keep your fingers crossed. I’m sure everyone’s prayers and thoughts will help.

He promised the new hard drive should fix my computer from crashing and losing everything….

Whew, I was really worried that I was going to have to purchase a new laptop.


~~~till we laugh again~~~


Sunday Funnies Edition 2

Ok, last week everyone seemed to like my Sunday Funnies idea so I think I’ll run with it!

For this weeks edition, we have to tackle the fact that today is Mother’s Day.

Why not celebrate Yo Momma!

I thought about doing a bunch of yo momma jokes….

Then I realized I didn’t want to be too mean…After all it is suppose to be a celebration….

Then I thought we could talk about how mom’s have superpowers….

But we don’t want to give away all their secrets….

Then again, mom’s wouldn’t be mom’s without their kids and we all know kid’s say the darndest things…

But really, what we should be celebrating are those mom’s that give all mom’s a great reputation…

Like this mom…

Ms Tan em Till Their Brown Mom

Or, even the Mother of all moms….

Ms Octomom ~ mom of what 16 or 17?

(Did you think it would have been the mom from 20 kids and counting?)


Yep, cuz these mom’s are what every mom strives to be someday….



Ok, maybe no so much…

To all the Mom’s out there today….

Happy Mother’s Day!


May your children (young or old) not drive you as batty as they do all the other days of the year!


~~~till we laugh again~~~




A Few Thoughts as We Head into Mother’s Day

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. All across the land people will be giving their mom’s Happy Mother’s Day cards or possibly be receiving them. They might also include flowers, stuffed animals or a nice brunch or dinner.  Thanking their mom’s for being the Best Mom a kid could ever have.

Some folks will not be celebrating this tradition as they have either lost their mother or maybe their memories are not those warranting gifts of appreciation for the hell their moms put them through.

I’m not sure any mom is perfect. Sure you have the extremes. The TV perfect moms who do everything right; who raise perfect children, creating perfect memories. Then the other extreme of abusive and downright mean moms who inflict pain on their “evil” spawn.

I like to think there are more of the first extreme than the second, but sadly that probably isn’t the case.

The good news is, most moms probably fall in the middle. They aren’t perfect but they try their best given the current situation at any given time. They love their children no matter how much they drive them nuts and they might want to murder them. They sing to their kids even if they can’t carry a tune and they tell them “no” even when they may want to say yes.

Through the course of any day, most moms will be loved and hated by their children depending on the hour.

When those children grow up, their mom will be responsible for every bad thing that ever happened to them in their life. Yet, those same “adults” wouldn’t change their mom for any other mom.

We are a funny species.

Yet, as Mother’s Day roars in this year, everyone is forced to say, “Dang, I love and appreciate my mom.”  We make that trek to Walgreen’s for her card, standing there trying to find the perfect one since we don’t say it to her the other 364 days of the year.

We created a day for everyone to slow down a moment and thank the woman who kisses their ouchies, the woman who was mean when they couldn’t go out with their friends, the one who took away their toys when they were bad, and the woman who they ran to when they were scared and needed protection.

It really begs the question….

Why do we wait until Mother’s Day to appreciate the person who tried their hardest to be the best mother they could?

I love ya Ma….

And I know that no matter what good or bad happened in my childhood, I was and will always be grateful for how hard you tried. 

Cake Update….

Ok, been making cakes. Lot of them. Funny thing is, most have been for birthdays. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think there was a lot of folks getting busy (if you know what I mean) 9 months ago in previous years.

I thought I’d pull out three we liked and share them. Many cakes we do are copies of the ones you see in the stores with the toys on them or traditional BR ones. We love when we get challenged to come up with them ourselves.

Two Different Flavors of Ice Cream

We do a lot of Hello Kittys

I love this one…(then again ~ I’m an Angry Birds Fan)



Ok, back to getting ready for the rush we hope to have tomorrow. I’ll post again in the morning…

Thanks for swinging by…



Why are you still here?  

Can’t leave? 

Like me that much? 


Ok, no really….. 

You got to go……


Hasta La Pasta….. 


Go read someone else’s blog….  


Before you go…

Do me a favor and click that little “LIKE” button.

It will be good for my ego….   😀


~~~ till we laugh again~~~~

Would You Eat These?

Since I’m on a theme of cakes this week. I thought I’d visit my friend Google to find a few interesting cakes people have made. While tolling I found some that were interesting, some were way cool, and some were just plain sick.

I’m about to start another long day, I thought I’d give you a few that jumped out and were begging for some sarcasm.   😀


The Ultimate Ice Cream Cake

If I would have got this as a kid, my head would have exploded! Yummm

I’m pretty sure this we all know how this marriage will end

Mom, can you fix my shirt while you eat?

I don’t want to eat it as a cake either! Ick

Now this one is just plain sick.. LOL

Used Cigarette Butts, just makes you want to dive in!

Ok, this is cute, but honestly, how cannibalistic would you feel eating it?


Ok, finished my conference call, now off to the shower, then off to make more cakes….. I’ll check in here and there….Have a great day everyone!


~~~till we laugh again~~~

Proof of My Hard Work

Ok, it’s been a long day so far. But for many of you that statement is probably true.

I even have a green, blue, pink thumb to prove it…

I’d show you my whole hand, but it’s shy. So all you get is a thumb. It will have to do. I’d let you borrow it to hitchhike but hitchhiking is bad for your life. Might be some psycho out there, and my thumb couldn’t live with the quilt of helping to hurt you.

Yesterday I was all pink. Why? I’m glad you asked. Lots and lots of pink purses. Wanna see?

Makes ya just want to run out and get your Mom one doesn’t it? So, if you live next to a Baskin Robbins, go order yours today. Tell them Tammy sent you.  LOL

Ok, I must get back to doing something productive. Tomorrow I get to do this all over again but longer.

As Tigger would say…TTFN……Ta Ta for Now


~~~till we laugh again~~~